The Energon Pub

by **Mogwai Prime** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:10 pm

Yoru Ookami wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:How many times do I have to tell you that you're inside the cage we just keep you around for entertainment .... If he fell on your side he'd land on top of the cage .... he fell on our side and hit the ground(me). *pokes* Chaoslock with a stick* "See kids don't poke 'em they get all fussy." :MAX:

Awwwwww , but I like poking the cons. Can I please, can I can I, huh?

Ok but don't stick your hands in the cages. Proceed. :MAX:

by **Yoru Ookami** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:21 pm

Yaaayyyy

*poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

by **Mogwai Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:38 pm

Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

by **Galvatronus** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:39 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away :shock:

by **Yoru Ookami** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:12 pm

Galvatron Prime wrote:No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away

Thank you, I will

hehehe *poke poke*

News Credits: 3 · by **Rebirth Megatron** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:42 pm

Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:59 pm

Dynamax wrote:
Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:

by **zemper** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:11 pm

Galvatron Prime wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away

cool, can i take his turn? *poke poke poke* SQUISH!

eeeeewww, looks like i stepped on a bug! oh, wait - what's that, a Predacon you say?

by **Lord Straxus** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:20 pm

zemper wrote:
Galvatron Prime wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away

cool, can i take his turn? *poke poke poke* SQUISH!

eeeeewww, looks like i stepped on a bug! oh, wait - what's that, a Predacon you say?

Just wait, we might be soft and squishable, but we Predacons will rule you all! (insert evil laugh here) :MAD:

by **Mogwai Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:25 pm

Lord Straxus wrote:
zemper wrote:
Galvatron Prime wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Yoru Ookami wrote:Yaaayyyy *poke poke poke* hehehehehe *poke poke*

Don't get to carried away, save some poking for the other Maximals

No, it's alright. You guys "poke" away

cool, can i take his turn? *poke poke poke* SQUISH!

eeeeewww, looks like i stepped on a bug! oh, wait - what's that, a Predacon you say?

Just wait, we might be soft and squishable, but we Predacons will rule you all! (insert evil laugh here)

You will make a great bug collection .... that's about it! :MAX:

News Credits: 3 · by **Rebirth Megatron** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:35 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:

*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:43 pm

Dynamax wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:
*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

Pulls out is pea shooter and shoots it at Dynamax !!!KABOOM!!!. Shoulda gone :MAX: this could have prevented.

This has been a Maximal Public Service Announcement. We now return to your regularly scheduled program .... Predacons and Other Extinct Animals.

:MAX:

by **Traks** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:48 pm

Dynamax wrote:
Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Are you planning to step on my little toe??

by **Phasewing** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:50 pm

Traks wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Are you planning to step on my little toe??

o.O L0L

But yay, Traxs is a fightin' buddy again!

*Swings Traxs around*

by **DeathCaller** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:50 pm

Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not?

I'm in for the Maximals!

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:53 pm

DeathCaller wrote:Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not? I'm in for the Maximals!

Ha ha! The Maximals have an entire team of phallic fertility symbols! The Predacons are no match for our unbridled virility!

by **Mogwai Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:54 pm

DeathCaller wrote:Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not? I'm in for the Maximals!

Welcome to the family Sister, you are a welcome addition.

:MAX:

*Edited* For Gender Correction Surgery

News Credits: 1 · by **Windracer** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:58 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
DeathCaller wrote:Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not? I'm in for the Maximals!

Welcome to the family Brother, you are a welcome addition.

:MAX:

Sister. DC's a she.

by **Phasewing** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:58 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
DeathCaller wrote:Haha. My Unicorn team could use some sort of introduction, so why not? I'm in for the Maximals!

Welcome to the family Brother, you are a welcome addition.

:MAX:

Actually, DC is a fem. I would think the term "Sister" applies here.

But still, a welcome nonetheless to you, DC!

Edit: DAH! GIT OUTTA MAH HEAD, WINDY!

News Credits: 1 · by **Windracer** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:00 pm

What did I tell you about those tinfoil hats, ES?!

by **Phasewing** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:04 pm

Windracer wrote:What did I tell you about those tinfoil hats, ES?!

What? Those flimsy objects crafted of a very weak metal?

Gimme my lead helmet.

by **Raphael Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:19 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote::MAX: We got your back :MAX:

No offense Gizmo, but with you doing all that "poking", im not quite sure i feel comfortable with you "watching my back". So i'll stay in sectors on the opposite side of Cybertron in missions, haha

And haven't you ever heard, "don't poke a badger with a spoon"?, lets give this a try instead *Passes over a hog shocker* works just like a stungun but more effective.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:54 pm

raphaelprime wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote::MAX: We got your back :MAX:

No offense Gizmo, but with you doing all that "poking", im not quite sure i feel comfortable with you "watching my back". So i'll stay in sectors on the opposite side of Cybertron in missions, haha

And haven't you ever heard, "don't poke a badger with a spoon"?, lets give this a try instead *Passes over a hog shocker* works just like a stungun but more effective.

Hands the Hog Shocker over to Zemper "There ya go let's see how well that works on 'em." :MAX:

News Credits: 3 · by **Rebirth Megatron** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:06 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:
*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

Pulls out is pea shooter and shoots it at Dynamax !!!KABOOM!!!. Shoulda gone :MAX: this could have prevented.

This has been a Maximal Public Service Announcement. We now return to your regularly scheduled program .... Predacons and Other Extinct Animals.

:MAX:

*wipes smudge off of self* Is that all you got Rodent? *Summons forth Transmetal 2 Stripe and Mohawk* Eat your little brother guys. *Sees the Predacon Gremlins attack Mogwai Prime*

by **Mogwai Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:46 pm

Dynamax wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:
*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

Pulls out is pea shooter and shoots it at Dynamax !!!KABOOM!!!. Shoulda gone :MAX: this could have prevented.

This has been a Maximal Public Service Announcement. We now return to your regularly scheduled program .... Predacons and Other Extinct Animals.

:MAX:
*wipes smudge off of self* Is that all you got Rodent? *Summons forth Transmetal 2 Stripe and Mohawk* Eat your little brother guys. *Sees the Predacon Gremlins attack Mogwai Prime*

Grabs the hog shocker and uses it on the Gremlin wusses. Hey Windy wanna drop these bozos from oh say 30,000 feet while they're unconcious?

Watches Windy grab them and disappear into the sky with Tweedlegremlins 1&2.

Moments followed by a loud whistling sound as if they were bombs from a plane. Then BOOM BOOM accompanied by to great explosions.

Years later I would reflect on this moment as I sat with my pipe in my chair looking at the lifeless eyes of the two mounted gremlin heads from that day. Ahhhh the goodtimes :MAX: