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by Death By Motor Bike » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:43 pm 
			
			
				
			
			
				
				Burn wrote:Oh I dunno, in 8 posts DBMB has managed to be funnier than Ineptibots V0.2 have in 8 months!  

 
Hey, what can I say? Other than, uh..... .. my ..cat has fur.. and other exciting phrases(?)
			
 
			
		 
		
			
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by Jeep? » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:43 pm 
			
			
				
			
			
				
				There was a topic to this? All I know is I just paid someone good energon for sex and haven't been serviced yet.
			
			
				
			
		 
		
			
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by Tifereth » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:17 pm 
			
			
				
			
			
			
				
					
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by Burn » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:52 pm 
			
			
				
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				Death By Motor Bike wrote:You said you wanted more than just sex out of this relationship! 

 
I highly doubt that.  He tends to just use and abuse and cast aside.
Be thankful he didn't order you to bake him a pie.  You didn't bake him a pie did you?
			
 
			
		 
		
			
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by Death By Motor Bike » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:14 pm 
			
			
				
			
			
				
				What if I did but I haven't given it to him yet?
Should I put meth in it and then give it to him?
			
			
		 
		
			
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by Dragonslayer » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:03 am 
			
			
				
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				No, that'll just get him even more aroused.  Try something like cyanide.
			
			
				
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by Uncrazzimatic » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:03 am 
			
			
				
			
			
				
				Death By Motor Bike wrote:What if I did but I haven't given it to him yet?
Should I put meth in it and then give it to him?
He may enjoy that.
			
 
			
				
			
		 
		
			
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by Archanubis » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:21 am 
			
			
				
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 Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.
			
 
			
				
			
		 
		
			
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:11 am 
			
			
				
			
			
				
				Thunderscream wrote::lol: Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.
I'm a sex addict in a fancy suit. Is that really any better?
			
 
			
				
			
		 
		
			
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by Archanubis » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:23 am 
			
			
				
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				Jesus Prime wrote:Thunderscream wrote::lol: Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.
I'm a sex addict in a fancy suit. Is that really any better?
 
I thought you wore a dress.  
			 
			
				
			
		 
		
			
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:26 am 
			
			
				
			
			
				
				Thunderscream wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thunderscream wrote::lol: Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.
I'm a sex addict in a fancy suit. Is that really any better?
 
I thought you wore a dress.  

 
Only sometimes. Only sometimes. Those are my feet in my sig, though.
			
 
			
				
			
		 
		
			
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:05 pm 
			
			
				
			
			
				
				Sure thing, but I'm sexing your feet.
			
			
				
			
		 
		
			
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