The Energon Pub

Question:
My work is sending on another business trip. However, this time it's 3 days in Georgia and 3 days in Alabama (for reference, I'm Californian).
1) Should I be ecstatic, pensive, or panicked?
2) what's the weather going to be like?
3) Should I bother wearing thermal clothing or can I expect pretty much every body part to end up where it shouldn't?

The Happy Locust wrote:Question:
My work is sending on another business trip. However, this time it's 3 days in Georgia and 3 days in Alabama (for reference, I'm Californian).
1) Should I be ecstatic, pensive, or panicked?
2) what's the weather going to be like?
3) Should I bother wearing thermal clothing or can I expect pretty much every body part to end up where it shouldn't?

1. Yes.
2. Probably pretty nice, if not a little humid.
3. Wear a pink mesh tank-top, and short-shorts. Oh, and grow a mustache. Also, calculate how long it takes you to get lynched.

The Happy Locust
1) panicked. The level of hillbillery shall increase as you appraoch alabama. Say hi to forest gump for me when you see him.
2) Humid. You will grow moss on your ass.
3) I heard it was 50 degrees F in tampa recently, so you might want to take one pair of warm clothes.

BB:
-12 oz. mouse
-Not much seeing as how comedy central is renewing the license.
-Good god yes!
-Birdman all the way!

Locust:
-Panicked.
-partially cloudy with slight chance of PAIN.
-I can assure you that you'll have a permanent ass-scratcher by the end of it!

The Happy Locust wrote:Question:
My work is sending on another business trip. However, this time it's 3 days in Georgia and 3 days in Alabama (for reference, I'm Californian).
1) Should I be ecstatic, pensive, or panicked?
2) what's the weather going to be like?
3) Should I bother wearing thermal clothing or can I expect pretty much every body part to end up where it shouldn't?

1. Pensive. Think of the Jet Lag. It's Eastern time.
2. It can be both nice, like 60 degrees, or in the 30s. So pack with a bit of everything.
3. No. You'd die from heat exhaustion.

Halo wrote:Tweezy, you missed free candy day, followed by free cake day and the amazing free pudding day.

shockticus asks about free pie day. i don't really care.

nemesis zenith wrote:

Halo wrote:Tweezy, you missed free candy day, followed by free cake day and the amazing free pudding day.

shockticus asks about free pie day. i don't really care.

shockticus should ask us himself...With an offering of gold and red bull.

Tweezy wrote:

nemesis zenith wrote:

Halo wrote:Tweezy, you missed free candy day, followed by free cake day and the amazing free pudding day.

shockticus asks about free pie day. i don't really care.

shockticus should ask us himself...With an offering of gold and red bull.

Hear hear.

Question:
I've always been curious about sci-fi shows where they show an entire civilization pretty much paved over as if it were a basement of a building. Examples include Futurama (the remains of Old New York)and Transformers (Beast machines and Cybertron both went this route). So I'm wondering, at what point does a civilization decide to simply build a roof over its city and start over?

Locust-
Everytime that they decide that they want something new. Lots of times, parts of cities are buried underneath old ones because residents were trying to cover up bad memories, like Nero's Palace in Rome being buried, or that huuuuuuuuuuge Nazi buhunkabunker that's now a hill.

Locust
It's when a civilization decides that it needs a large basement to store all it's junk.

The Happy Locust wrote:Question:
I've always been curious about sci-fi shows where they show an entire civilization pretty much paved over as if it were a basement of a building. Examples include Futurama (the remains of Old New York)and Transformers (Beast machines and Cybertron both went this route). So I'm wondering, at what point does a civilization decide to simply build a roof over its city and start over?

When a city realizes that, when viewed from a certain angle, it forms a horribly obscene image, that then start over from scratch.

Tweezy wrote:

nemesis zenith wrote:

Halo wrote:Tweezy, you missed free candy day, followed by free cake day and the amazing free pudding day.

shockticus asks about free pie day. i don't really care.

shockticus should ask us himself...With an offering of gold and red bull.

a. he doesnt have that
72.he doesnt want to say something unless im on, for some reason.

Shadowman wrote:

The Happy Locust wrote:Question:
I've always been curious about sci-fi shows where they show an entire civilization pretty much paved over as if it were a basement of a building. Examples include Futurama (the remains of Old New York)and Transformers (Beast machines and Cybertron both went this route). So I'm wondering, at what point does a civilization decide to simply build a roof over its city and start over?

When a city realizes that, when viewed from a certain angle, it forms a horribly obscene image, that then start over from scratch.

Remind me to take a closer look at the leaning tower.

nemesis zenith wrote:a. he doesnt have that
72.he doesnt want to say something unless im on, for some reason.

For some reason, I don't believe that.

The weekend approaches. For most, that means sleep. Lots of sleep. For me it means getting up at 4 in the morning to catch a 4 hour flight that lands 6 hours later (time zones and all) to grab a car and drive another hour just to reach the place I'll be working at for the next four days. That being said, how would you rate my expected level of jetlag and sleep deprivation?
a: Exhausted
b: Narcoleptic
c: Dimensia-ridden.
d: Schizophrenic
e: Fatalistically apathetic

The Happy Locust wrote:The weekend approaches. For most, that means sleep. Lots of sleep. For me it means getting up at 4 in the morning to catch a 4 hour flight that lands 6 hours later (time zones and all) to grab a car and drive another hour just to reach the place I'll be working at for the next four days. That being said, how would you rate my expected level of jetlag and sleep deprivation?
a: Exhausted
b: Narcoleptic
c: Dimensia-ridden.
d: Schizophrenic
e: Fatalistically apathetic

f: All of the above.

Shadowman wrote:

The Happy Locust wrote:The weekend approaches. For most, that means sleep. Lots of sleep. For me it means getting up at 4 in the morning to catch a 4 hour flight that lands 6 hours later (time zones and all) to grab a car and drive another hour just to reach the place I'll be working at for the next four days. That being said, how would you rate my expected level of jetlag and sleep deprivation?
a: Exhausted
b: Narcoleptic
c: Dimensia-ridden.
d: Schizophrenic
e: Fatalistically apathetic

f: All of the above.

g: Excited that you get to travel to new places.

Locust:
Q: desiring a soft pretzel and some spicey mustard.

Psycho Warrior wrote:Locust:
Q: desiring a soft pretzel and some spicey mustard.

Dammit, PW! Now I want a soft pretzel and some spicy mustard!

Shadowman wrote:

Psycho Warrior wrote:Locust:
Q: desiring a soft pretzel and some spicey mustard.

Dammit, PW! Now I want a soft pretzel and some spicy mustard!

I have boxes of them in my basement. they's my favorite snack food.

Nemesis Zenith:
Tell him to tough it out... or do we scare him? In which case he should FEAR US BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Locust:
-When we realize that roads should be made of extremely tensile rubber. (BOUNCY CARS)
-All of that, plus a good helping of jungle fever!

Tweezy wrote:Locust:
-When we realize that roads should be made of extremely tensile rubber. (BOUNCY CARS)

The day they make the roads out of Trampolines is the day...I start taking more walks outside!

I'm back at school. Will I suceede this semester?

More specifically, will I finally somehow get rid of that nasty slut nextdoor, who is already shrieking?

Halo
Give me her name, adress, and phone number and she will disapear.