The Energon Pub

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:02 pm

samuel l jackson=ak47
andrew jackson-=atm
tupac=glock
carlos mencia=hyena(only one laughing)
snoop dogg=blunt
rob scnieder=stapler
monica lewinsky=vaccum
harry houdini=chest
jesus=crucifix? challice?
the devil=a football
andy warhol=a can of soup

anyone else got some funny's?

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:07 pm

Name_Violation wrote:samuel l jackson=ak47
andrew jackson-=atm
tupac=glock
carlos mencia=hyena(only one laughing)
snoop dogg=blunt
rob scnieder=stapler
monica lewinsky=vaccum
harry houdini=chest
jesus=crucifix? challice?
the devil=a football
andy warhol=a can of soup

anyone else got some funny's?

Wait, why is the devil a football?

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:13 pm

was a line in waterboy (footballs the devil)

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:17 pm

Name_Violation wrote:was a line in waterboy (footballs the devil)

I'd say the devil would transform into Hanna Montana

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:24 pm

rick astley-a phone
mr t-fort knox
george washington-a hatchet

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:26 pm

Name_Violation wrote:rick astley-a phone
mr t-fort knox

Those don't make sense.

Mr.T, while he is known for all the gold he wears(or wore), he's more associated with a mo-hawk than anything.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:33 pm

oh sorry
mr t-night elf mohawk, or just a hawk

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:03 pm

Senor Hugo wrote:
Name_Violation wrote:rick astley-a phone
mr t-fort knox

Those don't make sense.

Mr.T, while he is known for all the gold he wears(or wore), he's more associated with a mo-hawk than anything.

And why is Rick Astley a phone? That makes less sense than Mr. T.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:13 pm

its from prank dialer. you can rick roll via phone.

what are your guy's suggestions, don't be shy.

how about CONSTRUCTIVE criticism

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:35 pm

Name_Violation wrote:its from prank dialer. you can rick roll via phone.

I have not heard of Prank Dialer before now, and I'm sure many others hadn't as well. It's hardly anything Rick Astley has been famous for.

Bill Gates > A Large stack of money.

Hideo Kojima > A highly complex plotline. (Think about that for a moment)

Howard Stern > [censored]

George Lucas > A Spaceship that flies around for a few years then repeatedly runs into the ground.

The Wachowski Brothers > Two spaceships that fly around for a while before repeatedly running into the ground, but with bullet time.

Kenneth Branagh > A ham (HA)

Gabe Newell > A train, but he takes three years to transform.

Jason Statham > Two cars that have an intense, action packed, near-perpetual chase scene.

by **Robot4762** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:22 pm

Jason and Grant - TAPS vans

Tim Allen - Malfunctioning Tool

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:06 pm

Electronic Arts: A giant turd, and the same giant turd, just sporting a new outfit every year.

Nintendo: The Same 8 Games

Sonic The Hedgehog: A dead franchise