The Energon Pub

News Credits: 7 · Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:01 pm

Jack Hallows wrote:High Command are the only ones authorized to administratively reconfigure alternate modes for a reason.

Cool.

I hereby declare all bot alts will henceforth be chickens.

Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:05 pm

High Command wrote:
Jack Hallows wrote:High Command are the only ones authorized to administratively reconfigure alternate modes for a reason.

Cool.

I hereby declare all bot alts will henceforth be chickens.

Could I have three pidgeons, two mice, two rabbits, a duck, a pig, a coyote, a cat and a dog instead?

News Credits: 7 · Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:12 pm

turbomagnus wrote:
High Command wrote:
Jack Hallows wrote:High Command are the only ones authorized to administratively reconfigure alternate modes for a reason.

Cool.

I hereby declare all bot alts will henceforth be chickens.

Could I have three pidgeons, two mice, two rabbits, a duck, a pig, a coyote, a cat and a dog instead?

No problem on the rest but I'm sold out of cats. I've got a slug you can have instead if you like?

Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:03 pm

Nah, the cat and the dog have to be a pair. Def-def-definitely have to be a pair. Definitely a pair...

Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:32 pm

High Command wrote:
Jack Hallows wrote:High Command are the only ones authorized to administratively reconfigure alternate modes for a reason.

Cool.

I hereby declare all bot alts will henceforth be chickens.

Isn't that already the rule with few exceptions?
:WHISTLE:

News Credits: 42 · Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:18 pm

turbomagnus wrote:Nah, the cat and the dog have to be a pair. Def-def-definitely have to be a pair. Definitely a pair...

Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:46 pm

Oooooooooo...
If we're doing Ghostbusters again I can think of someone that can be our Walter Peck

Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:57 pm

I call Slimer!

Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:19 pm

turbomagnus wrote:I call Slimer!

Sounds about right...

Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:55 pm

Glitch, please.
It’s quite obvious that High Command is referring only to those who have access to the admin panel... not those whose only transformation has a sequence that mirrors this:

Psychout - if you would sir, please gather your harem and have them cog swoggle themselves elsewhere; unless they’ve got something pertinent to discuss with me that warrants my attention.
and turbo, stop feeding the wildlife, ya bum.

And while I’m here, I might as well address some of the boltslag I’ve been hearing about, and comment on the negative rumors and baseless accusations levied against me... again. Although, as I understand it, it’s not just me this time. As I have neither the time nor the care to read and address all of it, I will offer this as my official statement to my allies and “enemies”:

To my allies: Don’t fall for any of the ig’nant, flea-market-penny-priced-tattoo-dispenser philosophy that the enemy tries to shove into your chest plate. This is your game. Anyone trying to push you around, or guilt you into playing the game they want you to play, can get their opinion stuffed into their gas tank and flame thrown. There will be times when your personal deployment choices affect the faction as a whole, and you will know when that is because it will be during event phases that you will have to sign up for. Other than that, I encourage you to wage war how you like, but do it strategically and within adherence to the rules. You know where and how to find me if you need to, and if you haven’t seen me say or do something that others are telling you I’ve said and done, don’t believe it. My usual advice would be to just ignore it and trench up, but it’s clear that some of you enjoy reading the boards and really wish to be part of the posting community. I’m sorry you can’t enjoy that aspect of HMW without having to encounter the piss poor attitudes of some amongst us. As they say, the night is always darkest before the dawn. Stand Firm.

To those who fancy themselves enemies: Kindly de-magnetize yourselves from my coupling bolts. If you’ve got something to say to me that merits a response, make a concise case of it - minus the flimsy conjecture - and either pm it to me or post it here, where it will either be addressed at an appropriate time of my choosing, or deemed baseless and completely disregarded. Prancing around like the real housewives of Cybertron and dropping unprovoked subliminal jabs at me and others at every available opportunity does more to show the weakness in your characters than it does in anyone else.

And now that the pleasure is out of the way, let us get down to business and the real reason we all get up in the morning:

These are just a small few I pulled out the folder in haste.

As evidenced here, here, and here, there are magnitudes more where those came from.

Yes. Contrary to what you may have heard, Operation Howling Wreckage is going wonderfully. :WRECKERS:

All we need now are some strong-willed Autobots to fill the front lines of the push back against the Decepticon hordes.

I told y’all the Howlers and the Wreckers would be there, and like everything else I’ve said, I’ve proved it.

Also, I stand corrected on a belief I previously held, which was that Super Megatron was the most powerful mech in the Heavy Metal War, due to having the number 1 transformer at over 1 billion experience points.

I was wrong. Super Megatron’s Democracy may be the most experienced transformer in the Heavy Metal War, but the title of number one commander belongs to none other than an Autobot:

That is some inspiring slag right there, Autobots; not to take anything away from the hard work Super Megatron has put into the war. It’s still our job to kick his aft

That being said,

Autobots: Stand Firm.

News Credits: 42 · Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:03 pm

You need to sort your links out genius

News Credits: 226 · Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:04 pm

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Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:06 pm

That sucks. Lol. Standby for recalibration. Funny too cuz I can see the pictures but y’all can’t :/

News Credits: 226 · Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:08 pm

Just throwing this out there ...while Alldarker may have the most XP, he is in the same boat as myself in that we're limited in what we can do.

Most of the time any missions that I generate are 9-11. Opposition? Some times it shows up, some times it doesn't. I can only hope for a 1-11 to generate so that I get opposition who in turn can hit me and earn some XP, and my fellow 'Cons can heal me to get some XP.

So if anything, having the most XP is actually a liability as you're limited in what you can do for the war.

Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:09 pm

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The only thing better than your pompous ass rolling in here to lecture us is when you fall flat on your face doing it.

Nobody has anything to say to you anymore but it sure is lawlzy when you post. Keeps us all rolling for days.
Please do it more often my special little man

News Credits: 7 · Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:16 pm

Jack Hallows wrote:Glitch, please.
It’s quite obvious that High Command is referring only to those who have access to the admin panel... not those whose only transformation has a sequence that mirrors this:

Burn did you give me access to the admin panel? This fellow seems to think you did.

News Credits: 42 · Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:19 pm

Psychout - if you would sir, please gather your harem and have them cog swoggle themselves elsewhere; unless they’ve got something pertinent to discuss with me that warrants my attention.

Im going to stop reading right here.
You prepare a long and rousing speech each time you post, which is entertaining enough, but you never actually say anything other than just be adversarial. Why?

The guys I play the game with, RDD or otherwise, get to post here all they like. They are my friends and I hold no sway over them, nor I over you.

I will say this though, Turbo is very well liked on this board as he doesn't try to assume a position of respect here, he's earned it. You could too if you tried engaging instead of lecturing.

Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:22 pm

Jack Hallows wrote:and turbo, stop feeding the wildlife, ya bum.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk. :-D

News Credits: 226 · Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:25 pm

High Command wrote:
Jack Hallows wrote:Glitch, please.
It’s quite obvious that High Command is referring only to those who have access to the admin panel... not those whose only transformation has a sequence that mirrors this:

Burn did you give me access to the admin panel? This fellow seems to think you did.

I did not. In fact I'm not sure if that was a shot against me or not.

Would you care to elaborate on this part of your post Jack? Just for clarification, because last I checked, you and I were staying out of each others way.

Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:28 pm

turbomagnus wrote:
Jack Hallows wrote:and turbo, stop feeding the wildlife, ya bum.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

How dare you interact with other people on the boards in a respectful and/or jovial manner, and resultingly improve the activity in the HMW:GD. You are disgracing your faction. This game is srs bizness

Edit: what is High Command's first order of business?

Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:30 pm

Overwatch wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:
Jack Hallows wrote:and turbo, stop feeding the wildlife, ya bum.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

How dare you interact with other people on the boards in a respectful and/or jovial manner, and resultingly improve the activity in the HMW:GD. You are disgracing your faction. This game is srs business

You're right! You're absolutely right. I have been acting disgracefully and need to amend my behavior.

...Therefore, if someone will bring me a pair of Groucho Marx glasses and an exploding cigar, I'll be sure to treat the matter with the gravity it deserves.

News Credits: 7 · Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:31 pm

turbomagnus wrote:
Jack Hallows wrote:and turbo, stop feeding the wildlife, ya bum.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

News Credits: 7 · Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:36 pm

Overwatch wrote:
Edit: what is High Command's first order of business?

Design a brand new slug alt mode for the game. It's tactics will be Ram and Avoid. Just working on whether the default colour should be pink or yellow.

Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:38 pm

High Command wrote:
Overwatch wrote:
Edit: what is High Command's first order of business?

Design a brand new slug alt mode for the game. It's tactics will be Ram and Avoid. Just working on whether the default colour should be pink or yellow.

...Most of the slugs I've seen are sort of a brownish color, so personally I'd say it should default to yellow.

Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:43 pm

High Command wrote:
Overwatch wrote:
Edit: what is High Command's first order of business?

Design a brand new slug alt mode for the game. It's tactics will be Ram and Avoid. Just working on whether the default colour should be pink or yellow.

An appropriate use of your new found powers.

And, could we all, just for a second, appreciate the irony that after being accused of being a level bully, he posts a bunch of screencaps full of evidence proving it.