Growing up G1, the call to battle for my bots was as simple as any 6 y/o could muster -- the Decepticons have made a new base, thanks to the Constructicons...and the corpses of fallen Transformers (aka, my broken bots could continue as background props!).
- Constructicons superior?
I think it was partially inspired by THE TRANSFORMERS ARE ALL DEAD...
- Are all DEAD
...those pages from the Marvel comics burned in my mind at seeing all the Autobots defeated (dead???) by Shockwave....
- Srsly WAT
...but then again, why wouldn't Cons recycle?
- Bee & Beta
So Bumblee or whatever scouting party would stumble across it, report back to Prime and it was on like Donkey Kong.
- Till all are GONE?
This meant my best friend and I would line up every TF I had on different sides of the room in a solid line, armed to the teeth, Autobot versus Decepticons!!
- Simply irresistible
- Rawr
- Till all r 1!
- CONs Life
Then it was like Mortal Kombat -- all the Transformers would face each other down 1v1, until only Prime and some Bots remained standing, while Megatron retreated with his Cons.
- Get thee HENCE - Oblivion awaits thee!
Fatalities included getting sucked into a nearby space bridge to Cybertron.....which meant I once threw my G1 1985 Shockwave across the room into a plastic/broken laundry basket - on top of other Transformers, unsurprisingly breaking off both arms and permanently making his ears floppy. >_<
The End lol (cue the Autobots Triumph tune as they drive off into the sunset!)
Needless to say, Imma teach my kidz NOT to break their TFs.
