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News Credits: 8 · by **Flashwave** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:59 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:
*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

Pulls out is pea shooter and shoots it at Dynamax !!!KABOOM!!!. Shoulda gone :MAX: this could have prevented.

This has been a Maximal Public Service Announcement. We now return to your regularly scheduled program .... Predacons and Other Extinct Animals.

:MAX:
*wipes smudge off of self* Is that all you got Rodent? *Summons forth Transmetal 2 Stripe and Mohawk* Eat your little brother guys. *Sees the Predacon Gremlins attack Mogwai Prime*

Grabs the hog shocker and uses it on the Gremlin wusses. Hey Windy wanna drop these bozos from oh say 30,000 feet while they're unconcious?

Watches Windy grab them and disappear into the sky with Tweedlegremlins 1&2.

Moments followed by a loud whistling sound as if they were bombs from a plane. Then BOOM BOOM accompanied by to great explosions.

Years later I would reflect on this moment as I sat with my pipe in my chair looking at the lifeless eyes of the two mounted eyes from that day. Ahhhh the goodtimes :MAX:

*Sigh* trivial pursuits of yours. You wanna do something right, you do it like this.

*Re-atomizes Stripe and Mohawk into Fleshling waterbag humans*
THEN you kick them out of an airplane at 30,000 feet. They splat reeeaaaallll nicely.

/ :BOT2: / :TRANSBOT:

/ :MAX: /

by **Mogwai Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:26 pm

Flashwave wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:
Traks wrote:Scoot over boys and girls. I will be joining the Maximals aswell.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? *sob* It's these damned Autobots and their hip hop music and their chasis down to their knee joints. *Shakes fist at Autobots* YER A BAD INFLUENCE!!!:P

It's cool Traks, just teasin'. But have fun getting stepped on by me.

Don't worry Traks .... :MAX: We got your back :MAX:
*aims flashlight at Mogwai Prime* Yeah...nice cover. Someone get Sunstorm, there's something I want to try.

Pulls out is pea shooter and shoots it at Dynamax !!!KABOOM!!!. Shoulda gone :MAX: this could have prevented.

This has been a Maximal Public Service Announcement. We now return to your regularly scheduled program .... Predacons and Other Extinct Animals.

:MAX:
*wipes smudge off of self* Is that all you got Rodent? *Summons forth Transmetal 2 Stripe and Mohawk* Eat your little brother guys. *Sees the Predacon Gremlins attack Mogwai Prime*

Grabs the hog shocker and uses it on the Gremlin wusses. Hey Windy wanna drop these bozos from oh say 30,000 feet while they're unconcious?

Watches Windy grab them and disappear into the sky with Tweedlegremlins 1&2.

Moments followed by a loud whistling sound as if they were bombs from a plane. Then BOOM BOOM accompanied by to great explosions.

Years later I would reflect on this moment as I sat with my pipe in my chair looking at the lifeless eyes of the two mounted eyes from that day. Ahhhh the goodtimes :MAX:

*Sigh* trivial pursuits of yours. You wanna do something right, you do it like this.

*Re-atomizes Stripe and Mohawk into Fleshling waterbag humans*
THEN you kick them out of an airplane at 30,000 feet. They splat reeeaaaallll nicely.
/ :BOT2: / / :MAX: /

That works too. As long as I get their heads and a plaque to put them on

:MAX:

News Credits: 3 · by **Rebirth Megatron** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:26 pm

I know things like Protoform X and the like already proved this but dang you Maximals are evil when you want to be. At least you're more honest about it than your Autobot ancestors.

Though we still win. *points to an orphanage, recent relocated onto a side of an active volcano* And there are a box of puppies in it too, several nuns....and written documentation on how to solve world hunger for cheap. *watches the orphanage burn* Yup, we win.

by **Hyprodimus Prime** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:58 pm

Hyprodimus Prime reporting for duty.
:MAX2:

Does

count as Maximal? Maybe Im not clear on the story line, but isnt Transtech after Cybertron's technorganic reformat in Beast Machines? Wouldnt that make them Maximal?

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:06 am

Hyprodimus Prime wrote:Hyprodimus Prime reporting for duty.

Does count as Maximal? Maybe Im not clear on the story line, but isnt Transtech after Cybertron's technorganic reformat in Beast Machines? Wouldnt that make them Maximal?

Welcome to the Family!!! :MAX:

I'll let someone more knowledgable on that subject answer that question

:MAX:

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:16 am

Dynamax wrote:I know things like Protoform X and the like already proved this but dang you Maximals are evil when you want to be. At least you're more honest about it than your Autobot ancestors.

Though we still win. *points to an orphanage, recent relocated onto a side of an active volcano* And there are a box of puppies in it too, several nuns....and written documentation on how to solve world hunger for cheap. *watches the orphanage burn* Yup, we win.

*watches as the orphans and puppies transform and form up into the gestalt "Tempertantrumus" and the Nuns form together as they are really minicons and form the fabled "Diving Hammer of Primus" and together they save the documentation and fly and down and beat Dynamax into a pile of scrap metal then kick his left over husk into the lava.*

Guess we have to build a new Orphanage again .... when will them silly cons learn. :MAX:

by **Revimus Leo** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:36 am

Any one with my MSN knows the answer to that question. :MAX:

Dunno how helpful I'll be, but I'll do what I can, when I can. Provided RL doesn't get me slagged over first... ::Looks at a few things of his profile:: Yuppers, this needs updating. Need an Avatar featuring Revimus Leo, as well as a sig, and I need to get that Autobot symbol changed with a Maximal one.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:15 am

Revimus wrote:Any one with my MSN knows the answer to that question. :MAX:

Dunno how helpful I'll be, but I'll do what I can, when I can. Provided RL doesn't get me slagged over first... ::Looks at a few things of his profile:: Yuppers, this needs updating. Need an Avatar featuring Revimus Leo, as well as a sig, and I need to get that Autobot symbol changed with a Maximal one.

Welcome to the Pack!!! :MAX:

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:23 am

Dynamax wrote:Though we still win. *points to an orphanage, recent relocated onto a side of an active volcano* And there are a box of puppies in it too, several nuns....and written documentation on how to solve world hunger for cheap. *watches the orphanage burn* Yup, we win.

Save the puppies! We can use their DNA to format a new generation of Maximal protoforms so cute the Decepticons will commit suicide to end the pain of their optics burning!

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:28 am

Caelus wrote:
Dynamax wrote:Though we still win. *points to an orphanage, recent relocated onto a side of an active volcano* And there are a box of puppies in it too, several nuns....and written documentation on how to solve world hunger for cheap. *watches the orphanage burn* Yup, we win.

Save the puppies! We can use their DNA to format a new generation of Maximal protoforms so cute the Decepticons will commit suicide to end the pain of their optics burning!

Ummm Caelus ^^^^ about 4 posts .... they saved themselves :MAX:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:11 am

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Caelus wrote:
Dynamax wrote:Though we still win. *points to an orphanage, recent relocated onto a side of an active volcano* And there are a box of puppies in it too, several nuns....and written documentation on how to solve world hunger for cheap. *watches the orphanage burn* Yup, we win.

Save the puppies! We can use their DNA to format a new generation of Maximal protoforms so cute the Decepticons will commit suicide to end the pain of their optics burning!

Ummm Caelus ^^^^ about 4 posts .... they saved themselves :MAX:

Even Caelus recongises your lameness ....

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:37 am

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Dynamax wrote:I know things like Protoform X and the like already proved this but dang you Maximals are evil when you want to be. At least you're more honest about it than your Autobot ancestors.

Though we still win. *points to an orphanage, recent relocated onto a side of an active volcano* And there are a box of puppies in it too, several nuns....and written documentation on how to solve world hunger for cheap. *watches the orphanage burn* Yup, we win.

*watches as the orphans and puppies transform and form up into the gestalt "Tempertantrumus" and the Nuns form together as they are really minicons and form the fabled "Diving Hammer of Primus" and together they save the documentation and fly and down and beat Dynamax into a pile of scrap metal then kick his left over husk into the lava.*

Guess we have to build a new Orphanage again .... when will them silly cons learn. :MAX:

We have a mighty and invincable army. We have the best military technology in the galaxy.

We also have a long line of REALLY stupid or insane leaders.

Then there's Dyna...

by **zemper** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:49 am

Redimus wrote:
We also have a long line of REALLY stupid or insane leaders.

WIN!

ya lose! *grabs Hog Shocker from Mogwai and pokes Redimus from behind*

by **Tammuz** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:55 am

zemper wrote:pokes Redimus from behind*

i didn't know maximals swung that way, but yeah give into them organic urges!

by **Galvatronus** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:09 am

Tammuz wrote:
zemper wrote:pokes Redimus from behind*

i didn't know maximals swung that way, but yeah give into them organic urges!

Every group has one or two of those types. I like to think that the Maximals are more open minded to the behavior of their teammates. Beside as long as they are doing that stuff to you and not me, I'm alright with it

by **Tammuz** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:22 am

Galvatron Prime wrote:
Tammuz wrote:
zemper wrote:pokes Redimus from behind*

i didn't know maximals swung that way, but yeah give into them organic urges!

Every group has one or two of those types. I like to think that the Maximals are more open minded to the behavior of their teammates. Beside as long as they are doing that stuff to you and not me, I'm alright with it

More Open something definetly

News Credits: 3 · by **Rebirth Megatron** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:26 am

But you forgot to help your fleshie friends solve world hunger...now they have to go to plan B...Cannibalism. You fools...BTW...*presses remote button, one of the nuns and one of the puppies inject a lethal virus into each gestalt, causing them to go wild and head towards Autobot city.* Dumb...or just deceptively cunning? *They reach Autobot City and begin thrashing it* BTW they are having a Maximal appreciation day at Autobot City...how ironic?:P *sees the nun gestalt stomp Nightscream dead* NO, GO AFTER SOMEONE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT!! *they then go after Botanica* WHAT DID I JUST SAY? Well they were Maximal based so expect faulty tech right?

News Credits: 8 · by **Flashwave** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:35 am

Dynamax wrote:But you forgot to help your fleshie friends solve world hunger...now they have to go to plan B...Cannibalism. You fools...BTW...*presses remote button, one of the nuns and one of the puppies inject a lethal virus into each gestalt, causing them to go wild and head towards Autobot city.* Dumb...or just deceptively cunning? *They reach Autobot City and begin thrashing it* BTW they are having a Maximal appreciation day at Autobot City...how ironic?:P *sees the nun gestalt stomp Nightscream dead* NO, GO AFTER SOMEONE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT!! *they then go after Botanica* WHAT DID I JUST SAY? Well they were Maximal based so expect faulty tech right?

Nah. It's more llikely it's that they can't process the overly-flawed con virus they were given.

Your using humans and an inferior four legged fleemobile for your experiments? and you claim to be so much better i n the weapons department. Can't even figure ou that you could MINE iro n and build better robots...

News Credits: 3 · by **Rebirth Megatron** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:31 am

Flashwave wrote:
Dynamax wrote:But you forgot to help your fleshie friends solve world hunger...now they have to go to plan B...Cannibalism. You fools...BTW...*presses remote button, one of the nuns and one of the puppies inject a lethal virus into each gestalt, causing them to go wild and head towards Autobot city.* Dumb...or just deceptively cunning? *They reach Autobot City and begin thrashing it* BTW they are having a Maximal appreciation day at Autobot City...how ironic?:P *sees the nun gestalt stomp Nightscream dead* NO, GO AFTER SOMEONE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT!! *they then go after Botanica* WHAT DID I JUST SAY? Well they were Maximal based so expect faulty tech right?

Nah. It's more llikely it's that they can't process the overly-flawed con virus they were given.

Your using humans and an inferior four legged fleemobile for your experiments? and you claim to be so much better i n the weapons department. Can't even figure ou that you could MINE iro n and build better robots...

No..you Maximals used them. I corrupted two.

by **Traks** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:11 pm

Dynamax wrote:I corrupted two.

Corrupted or badgered them into submission??

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:23 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Revimus wrote:Any one with my MSN knows the answer to that question. :MAX:

Dunno how helpful I'll be, but I'll do what I can, when I can. Provided RL doesn't get me slagged over first... ::Looks at a few things of his profile:: Yuppers, this needs updating. Need an Avatar featuring Revimus Leo, as well as a sig, and I need to get that Autobot symbol changed with a Maximal one.

Welcome to the Pack!!! :MAX:

Wrong, we're the PAC

by **Mogwai Prime** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:38 pm

All kidding aside .... Welcome to all the Maximals that have joined our Family and we look forward to meeting those of you that will join in the future. Autobots, Decepticons and Predacons we look forward to meeting you on the battlefields.

Time to MAXIMIZE your experience here at HMW.
Join the Maximal Defense Force [MDF].

If you have any questions or would like to join you can message me at the link in my Sig. We look forward to meeting you!!!

:MAX: GO MAXIMAL :MAX: