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SoooTrypticon wrote:but I will do my best to change their minds using history and maths. Or maybe just poking at your conscience and conjuring up crying grandmothers going "Why Burny, why? Think of the Egyptians."
GetterDragun wrote:The movie needs the sterotypical American to work. I can imagine the New Zealand version, they'd have Crop Dusters and Kayaks attacking the Decepticons and driving around in silly cars like Holdens and Vauxhalls.
SoooTrypticon wrote:And someone already made a kids film like Titanic, it was called The Dark Knight.
SoooTrypticon wrote:The whole Skidz and Mudflap are “only racist if you are” debate doesn't work.
SoooTrypticon wrote:It's the “bulgy eyes,” “big lips,” “big ears,” and “buck teeth” aspects that lock them firmly in old American racism. For any race, to be honest. Look at how immigrants were portrayed in cartoons in the 20's.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:SoooTrypticon wrote:SoooTrypticon wrote:The whole Skidz and Mudflap are “only racist if you are” debate doesn't work.
Yes it does.
SoooTrypticon wrote:This is why I'm calling racist caricature on them, as they don't fit in with the rest of the movie design-wise.
Burn wrote:Don't be so modest, Counterpunch knows you too! That just doubles your prestige points!
Me, Grimlock! wrote:SoooTrypticon wrote:This is why I'm calling racist caricature on them, as they don't fit in with the rest of the movie design-wise.
I didn't see them as stereotypes, but I can understand why some would. Even in the movie, I wasn't offended by them, but knew in the back of my mind that someone could see them as offensive. It was more the street talk that tipped me off than the goofy looks. I didn't want them to be in the movie, but I found them about as offensive as I found Wheelie in the 86 movie: they were just annoying. Could have just replace them with Bubbatron and Big Heavy Thing.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:SoooTrypticon wrote:racist caricatures
The thing about Skids and Mudflap is that it's only racist if you are.
Me, Grimlock! wrote:Burn wrote:Don't be so modest, Counterpunch knows you too! That just doubles your prestige points!
But zero times two is still zero.
Shadowman wrote:SoooTrypticon wrote:And to be honest, I'm not even sure if they're even fans of what used to be called "Transformers," as much as they're fans of female exploitation, casual racism, witless humor, and American Jingoism.
So I can't like both the movies and the rest of the franchise?
EDIT: I had a thought:SoooTrypticon wrote:female exploitation
ArceeSoooTrypticon wrote:casual racism
CarbombyaSoooTrypticon wrote:witless humor
WheelieSoooTrypticon wrote:and American Jingoism.
Carbombya again
wingdarkness wrote:Shadowman wrote:SoooTrypticon wrote:racist caricatures
The thing about Skids and Mudflap is that it's only racist if you are.
Jesus, what did you put a quarter in the opinion machine and pop it outta the plastic egg? Cause OBVIOUSLY it's mutually exclusive that if you see something you think might be racially intensive that that automatically makes you a racist...
I'm not really on the whole racial crusade as the majority of the rest of the film deserve more hate-energy than that, but these bumper sticker answers that do nothing to absolve the point is a bit trying...
wingdarkness wrote:NotevenLMAO @ Frenzy being the best...
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:I actually thought they were awesome. It's the exact same thing with Frenzy in the first movie; I think he looks ugly as sin, then he ends up being the best of the bunch.
Burn wrote:You're using real world maths. Use internet maths. 0x0=infinity+1
SoooTrypticon wrote:Go walk down the street, imitating those characters- and tell people that you aren't being racist, just funny. Wear some big lips and gold teeth. Try some big ears and bulgy eyes. Recite the lines to perfect strangers. Bring a friend and brawl with them while calling strangers "pussies."
Do it, survive, and I'll believe that those characters aren't offensive.
SoooTrypticon wrote:If for a single moment there- you felt a shrinking feeling in your gut, then you know I'm right.
I'd say I'm shocked- but instead I'll just stand by an earlier statement.
If you're a fan of female objectification, racism, witless humor, and American Jingoism then you're a fan of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.
Me, Grimlock! wrote:Shadowman wrote:I actually thought they were awesome. It's the exact same thing with Frenzy in the first movie; I think he looks ugly as sin, then he ends up being the best of the bunch.
How's that working out for you?![]()
Seriously, though, what did you find awesome? Or is it just one of those indefinable "I liked them just because I liked them" things?
I just couldn't get into them. They didn't offend me, but I couldn't get past the kid factor in them. I actually thought they were cool while they were an ice cream truck and then when they were fighting over who got to be what colour. The sibling rivalry worked for them. After that, though, ehhhhhhhh... I couldn't see them as anything more than this decade's Jar Jar Binks. (Oddly enough, Jar Jar Binks didn't annoy me much about Episode 1. Jake Lloyd, however.... heheh.)
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:I dunno. I may have "just liked them because I liked them." They were the comic relief Autobots (Counting Wheelie as a Decepticon, and, actually, the first time I've ever liked Wheelie) and they pulled it off. I think it may be all the smack-talk. "It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass-whuppin'." That sounds like something I'd say.
SoooTrypticon wrote:Lastly, stop some random little kid, and tell them how much you laughed at dogs humping, pot brownies, jock straps, and giant metal testicles. If that comes off as weird, then it should- because the movie is directed at them too.
Recite the lines to perfect strangers. Bring a friend and brawl with them while calling strangers "pussies."
Bonus points to stop a little girl and tell her that you only count her worthy of your time if she grows up to look like Megan Fox.
You get a new car if the little girl is your daughter...
Shadowman wrote:First off, what's up with having one word in red?
Second, like I said, it's only racist if you are. Big ears, eyes and teeth, one of which is gold, doesn't make someone black, nor does acting the way the twins did. To associate that with a specific race, however, is racist.
What's so wrong with that? He was one of the most competent Decepticons, delved into the occasional physical comedy, and shot ninja star CDs out of his chest. It's my opinion, don't bash it.
wingdarkness wrote:Frenzy was just a soulless TF-into-anything irritant….Why not TF into a tape-dispense or a pair of scissors too while you’re at it?
wingdarkness wrote:He was just devoid of any personality for me
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:
Yeah, only the worst TFs turn into boom boxes...
So did you only listen to the movie? Look at the way he moves, how he twitches and moves like he's Secret Agent Crackhead. And the way he speaks cements that. (Even in just Cybertronian, he still speaks it much faster than anyone else) And it's not like he didn't do anything, he located the AllSpark, freed Megatron, and racked up more kills than most of the Decepticons. He's the hilarious little hyperactive ball of death and razor-wire.
wingdarkness wrote:Shadowman wrote:Yeah, only the worst TFs turn into boom boxes...
Oh good one, another bumper sticker I presume…
wingdarkness wrote:Dude seriously if you were that impressed by Frenzy that is what it is, but just some bot flailing around TFing into everything from a cellphone to an actual boom-box (which is funny since you tried to own with that when your guy Tfs into one aswell) just didn’t remind me of anything I loved from TFs…As for all he did, see “plot haxness”….
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
EDIT: As for seeing mountains from the Smithsonian, Washington DC is right near the edge of the Appalachian Mountains. It's kind of a stretch, but still….
wingdarkness wrote:Additionally, I believe Frenzy turned into a CD player or radio in the first movie at some point; if so I was relating that to your boom-box diss as if that’s what’s really at play here
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:wingdarkness wrote:Additionally, I believe Frenzy turned into a CD player or radio in the first movie at some point; if so I was relating that to your boom-box diss as if that’s what’s really at play here
Yes, he started as a boombox. He reformatted into a cell phone because he a) didn't have the mass to turn into anything larger and b) needed to keep close to Sam.
Speaking of, my boom box "diss" was referencing Soundwave, who happens to be quite popular.
Shadowman wrote:wingdarkness wrote:Additionally, I believe Frenzy turned into a CD player or radio in the first movie at some point; if so I was relating that to your boom-box diss as if that’s what’s really at play here
Yes, he started as a boombox. He reformatted into a cell phone because he a) didn't have the mass to turn into anything larger and b) needed to keep close to Sam.
Speaking of, my boom box "diss" was referencing Soundwave, who happens to be quite popular.
wingdarkness wrote:But it’s much like this entire franchise, just random $hit that Bay wants to pass off as TF lore (like ALL the liquid aluminum looking stuff in these movies)…
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