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News Credits: 2024 · by **Hotrod** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:17 pm

We have seen a lot of merchandise associated with the upcoming Transformers Movie. The latest item to be part of the merchandise blitz are Transformers Movie Magic Washcloths. Ebay seller smoocharts has posted auctions for both Bumblebee and Optimus Prime Magic Washcloths. Here are the in package images:

News Credits: 1082 · by **Tigertrack** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:33 pm

Yay, more stuff! I wonder how sick of TFs I will be when this is all over.

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:45 pm

What's so 'magic' about these?

News Credits: 2 · by **Autobobby1** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:51 pm

My question exactly, 1337W422102. And why are the packaged like that?

News Credits: 7 · by **Zeedust** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:55 pm

See, this is the kind of movie merchandise I WON'T be picking up. Not terribly into washclothes.

News Credits: 1 · by **mattyc1007** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:00 pm

What's so 'magic' about these?

its a transforming tissue paper lol

News Credits: 38 · by **Sunstar** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:07 pm

I would have to pick some up because others won't be.

by **UFO** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:57 pm

I don't get it...

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:59 pm

It's packaged all tiny, and then it will expand.

News Credits: 2 · by **REX-203** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:01 pm

TRANSFORMERS THE FLAAAAAMETHROWERRRRR!!!!

:grin:

News Credits: 34 · by **Supreme Convoy** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:15 pm

Chris™ wrote:It's packaged all tiny, and then it will expand.

Actually, when you dip it in water they expand.

It's kinda neat. I have a few Disneyland ones... but obviously the novelty wears off quickly.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:17 pm

anything they can slap these pictures on we're going to get

by **metalformer** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:26 pm

Make one with bay's face on it and I'll buy it so I can have something to blow up my nose with strength and pleasure! >:D

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:12 am

1337W422102 wrote:What's so 'magic' about these?

They make boogers and all other nasties disappear.

by **Roboto750** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:32 am

These washcloths are truly more than meets the eye! :lol:

Eh, not the worst marketing ploy I've seen.

by **tequila stu** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:50 am

Liege Evilmus wrote:anything they can slap these pictures on we're going to get

does that include pr0n?....please say it includes pr0n

News Credits: 38 · by **Sunstar** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:04 pm

tequila stu wrote:
Liege Evilmus wrote:anything they can slap these pictures on we're going to get

does that include pr0n?....please say it includes pr0n

maybe if there are a tattooed couple.

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Sun May 13, 2007 9:10 pm

Does the artwork only appear if the cloth is wet or something? I cannot tell how these things "work".

I cant remember the last movie to have such a large range of merchandised goods;
Bedspreads: Yes
Shoes: Yes
Colouring Books: Yes
Toys/Games: Yes
Lamps:Yes
Facewashers: No....

News Credits: 1 · by **Hairball178** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:28 pm

It's not magic, it's CYBERTRONIAN TECHNOLOGY!!!

"TRANSFORMS FROM WASHCLOTH TO A WADDED UP WET CLOTH BALL AND BACK*"

*WASHCLOTH REQUIRES HEAT TO DRY AND RETURN TO IT'S ORIGINAL STATE. HEAT SOURCE NOT INCLUDED