The Energon Pub

by **Kickyourassacons** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:10 pm

I first want to say that this is a fun topic and not a hate topic. Tekka rarely gets beat in HMW with his magic witch powers(not cheating, don't worry), so I feel that it should be known when there is a beating on Tekka it should be posted for all Autobots to see. Tekka is a good guy from Japan but when you are #1 you are going to be a target. So lets have some fun with this witch hunt and post our great scores. Here is my very proud win with the help of my fellow bots.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=201105

P.S. He was equipped with his weapon this time.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:24 pm

I'm from Japan? :shock:

When did this happen?! How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house...

Just you wait until I'm out of stasis lock...

Don't mess with me, I know how to push buttons.

by **Deadpool.** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:48 pm

Wah?

Tekka's from Japan?

.............

News Credits: 1452 · by **Blurrz** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:50 pm

I've given up on Tekka. He's annihilated my #1, and #2 with ease. Closest I came was 1% away from Stasis....

Curses.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:00 pm

Tekka wrote:I know how to push buttons.

OH THE HORROR!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:04 pm

Relax, you are safe. Only Autobots need flee from my digits of doom.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:06 pm

phew

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:14 pm

Yeah, he's from Japan. What of it?

by **ashe5k** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:15 pm

The digits? NOT THE DIGITS!

Of Doom no less!

*runs and hides in the arena*

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:18 pm

Coward!

by **ashe5k** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:27 pm

pRedimus wrote:Coward!

Never said I was oging to stay there!

I'm a glutton for punishment. Besides, all my bots are already in missions or in the CR chamber anyway.

I'm out of options. *cries*

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:31 pm

ashe5k wrote:
pRedimus wrote:Coward!

Never said I was oging to stay there!

I'm a glutton for punishment. Besides, all my bots are already in missions or in the CR chamber anyway.

I'm out of options. *cries*

And Luck! MUWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!

Oh, and I drank all your milk. You might want to go to the store.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:56 pm

Me, Grimlock! wrote:Yeah, he's from Japan. What of it?

I'd be more worried if he was from Canada.

They're a mean bunch those Canadians.

Unless they've moved to America, then they're pushovers.

News Credits: 8 · by **Flashwave** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:13 pm

Tekka wrote:I'm from Japan? When did this happen?! How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house...

Just you wait until I'm out of stasis lock...

Don't mess with me, I know how to push buttons.

Says the guy who got railroaded (@5:58). By me no less.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:05 am

I wasn't expecting you to throw your model trains at me. They have surprisingly sharp edges.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:57 am

Tekka wrote:I wasn't expecting you to throw your model trains at me. They have surprisingly sharp edges.

Did you ever tie Barbie to the train tracks and have Starscream ride the train to try to run her over only to have Optimus Primal come save her? And sometimes, if he doesn't make it, Starscream runs her over and there's a decapitated Barbie on the tracks missing legs too, and Primal craddles her head going "NO CHEETOR!" And then Rhinox gets a giftbox and Tankor is all "Don't open the box!" And in the box is Fortress Maximus' head!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:58 am

I never owned any Barbies. =(

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:07 am

Uh... me neither! I ah... own girl GI Joes... Who made cyborgs with Bumblebee...

But if you didn't, then how did Galvatron get the Energon Matrix?

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:35 am

Well he was going to get it from Ultra Magnus, but it turns out that the Wachowski Brothers had already destroyed it.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:45 am

Well, at least Flint didn't get it... I always hated that guy...

So... Big Convoy still has your matrix since I know those wussy guys couldn't destroy it. They might make you think they did... They're probably working with Dreadwind on how he's going to make up for his appearence in the movie and steal the maxtrix of death from inside Metroplex while he fights Fortress Maximus being piloted by Cobra Commander while skydiving into a pool filled with chainsaw juggling Aligators...

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:50 am

But how will they deal with the flying sharks?

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:55 am

Tekka wrote:But how will they deal with the flying sharks?

Simple. Mr. Bruce Willis.

Which brings me to another point... I wanna duel weild! Because weilding a fussion cannon on your arm is Chuck Norris eating a steak manly, Duel weilding fussion cannons is Bruce Willis eating Chuck Norris' steak over his fragged corpse manly.

... And I think I need to go to bed since I just realized I posted part of the story about the matrix on another thread.