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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Absolute Zero » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:09 am

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Tekka wrote:Make a stand and show her who's boss, or forever be a weenie, or worse... a funster.


Right now, she controls the boobies and when I can get more Transformers. So... Crack that whip. Whip it good.
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Tekka » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:14 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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That's just not on. Take control of your own boobies. Don't let anyone else dictate terms over your own body.
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Redimus » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:28 am

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My nipples explode with delight!
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Absolute Zero » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:46 pm

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Tekka wrote:That's just not on. Take control of your own boobies. Don't let anyone else dictate terms over your own body.


Her boobies are much more fun then mine, and less hairy. And a whole bunch of other stuff I can't post here.
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Tekka » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:38 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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This is because you lack pride in yourself. From now on you should wake up every morning, take a look at your boobs in the mirror and tell them how much you love them.
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Tammuz » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:41 pm

Tekka wrote:This is because you lack pride in yourself. From now on you should wake up every morning, take a look at your boobs in the mirror and tell them how much you love them.


that's what I do!
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Absolute Zero » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:46 pm

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Tammuz wrote:
Tekka wrote:This is because you lack pride in yourself. From now on you should wake up every morning, take a look at your boobs in the mirror and tell them how much you love them.


that's what I do!


That's because you have very nice ones. Soft and squishy too.
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Kickyourassacons » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:29 pm

Tekka wrote:I'm from Japan? :shock: When did this happen?! How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house...

Just you wait until I'm out of stasis lock...

Don't mess with me, I know how to push buttons.


Sairaag (Japanese: Romaji: sairāgu) is a city located in the Empire of Lyzelle. I take it you like Anime? Well if you set your profile location in a make belief world and you love dragons then you must live in Japan, right? Also I am so glad you know how to push buttons because I have these dials that need to be turned too :APPLAUSE:
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Tekka » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:53 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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Your reasoning is superb. :P
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Uncrazzimatic » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:11 pm

Kickyourassacons wrote: Well if you set your profile location in a make belief world and you love dragons then you must live in Japan, right?


Wait so, if I change my location to one from a fantasy world, then I'll instantly become Japanese? :shock:

I must try this... For science!
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Redimus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:13 pm

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Judging by that logic, I infact hail from the seas of Neptune
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Uncrazzimatic » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:14 pm

Did it work? Am I Japanese yet?
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Redimus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:18 pm

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Uncrazzimatic wrote:Did it work? Am I Japanese yet?


HAIIIIILLLL LLLLOOOOOOOORRRRDDDDDD IIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL PAAAAALLLLAAAAAATTTTTTSSSSSOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Tekka » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:24 pm

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Visually appealing.
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby City Commander » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:26 pm

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The pink actually burns my eyes.



Interesting how the reset caused a surge in spam :wink:
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Tekka » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:28 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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It caused the game to temporarily not be boring.
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Uncrazzimatic » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:01 pm

My name is Key, I am a key, and could you possibly be... My keyhole?
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:52 pm

Uncrazzimatic wrote:Did it work? Am I Japanese yet?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb5Ii0iIcXo

Uncrazzimatic wrote:My name is Key, I am a key, and could you possibly be... My keyhole?


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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Tekka » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:26 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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Ilpalazzo~~~!

O~~h, Keeey!

Hug!

Rolling, rolling, rolling!
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:07 am

Tekka wrote:Ilpalazzo~~~!

O~~h, Keeey!

Hug!

Rolling, rolling, rolling!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYZ5-lTEKQQ
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Uncrazzimatic » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:19 am

Where do you dig these things up merc? :lol:
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:21 am

The deepest depths of my imagination and the interweb.
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Malicron » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:56 am

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pRedimus wrote:
Uncrazzimatic wrote:Did it work? Am I Japanese yet?


HAIIIIILLLL LLLLOOOOOOOORRRRDDDDDD IIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL PAAAAALLLLAAAAAATTTTTTSSSSSOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't do that. Pinkimus just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Kickyourassacons » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:12 pm

Uncrazzimatic wrote:
Kickyourassacons wrote: Well if you set your profile location in a make belief world and you love dragons then you must live in Japan, right?


Wait so, if I change my location to one from a fantasy world, then I'll instantly become Japanese? :shock:

I must try this... For science!


Please try to understand the conversation or try to keep up before you butt in and start these rediculous accusations of me trying to offend him when clearly I was giving him a complement. Let me try to slow things down for you so you dont get confused again. Tekka has chosen not to disclose his actual location on his profile so he probably(not certainty) picked a city from one of his favorite anime series. I dont know if he is actually from Japan but he wants to be from there in HMW. Sairaag, EL is an area that is located in this anime Japan, not real Japan. So if you look at his location, sig, name(Tekka is a Japanese word) and interests, he is clearly wanting people to think he is from Japan in this game and not in real life. If my profile said my interests are playing the bag pipes, wear kilts, drink scotch, and say I am from a town called Glasburgh, where would you think I am from?

So Tekka am I way out in left field here or do I have a good theory going?
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Re: Fun with Tekka

Postby Tekka » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:20 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
I'm from the UK, it's no secret, drop by the Disgruntled Brits thread, you'll find me there. :P

Nobody's trying to offend anyone either so don't worry about that, every post is in good fun.

Also Sairaag is not a fictional Japanese city. The Slayers world isn't Japan at all, it's a fictional fantasy world like FR's Abeir-Toril.
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