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There is no competition. Delta deals with hoardes of Splicers, Big Sisters, other Big Daddies, and other things that are scary. Sparkly Vampire. I recommend the incinerate plasmid

well, what do you think? Edward may be fast and strong, but he can't summon fire and lightning from his hand, turn allies against eachother, walk on the bottom of the ocean, or has a drill for a hand. He dead.

Edward is indestructible. He stopped a bus dead in it's tracks with one hand. He has telepathy. he's over 100 years old. And he moves like Spider-Man. I hate him, and the whole Twilight series, but he wins.

You don't seem to realize just how overpowered Twilight "vampires" are.

Again yes... sadly Twilight wins... The only thing that could defeat them is a nuclear warhead.

Cullen would simply overpower him with all of his, over-hormonal teenage angst! No-one could withstand that pessimistic onslaught.

Cullen would simply overpower him with all of his, over-hormonal teenage angst! No-one could withstand that pessimistic onslaught.

Really, these whoever -vs- a Twilight Vampire threads need to end. Not because they're boring and the outcome is all the same, but simply because Stephanie Meyer might find this site, or even worse, a TwiHard, and next thing you know there's more Twilight crap being written to make these godmoding Vampires even more over-hyped and over-powerful.

Burn wrote:Really, these whoever -vs- a Twilight Vampire threads need to end. Not because they're boring and the outcome is all the same, but simply because Stephanie Meyer might find this site, or even worse, a TwiHard, and next thing you know there's more Twilight crap being written to make these godmoding Vampires even more over-hyped and over-powerful.

It's like Freddy Krueger. The more attention you give it, the more horrible it becomes.

Shadowman wrote:

Burn wrote:Really, these whoever -vs- a Twilight Vampire threads need to end. Not because they're boring and the outcome is all the same, but simply because Stephanie Meyer might find this site, or even worse, a TwiHard, and next thing you know there's more Twilight crap being written to make these godmoding Vampires even more over-hyped and over-powerful.

It's like Freddy Krueger. The more attention you give it, the more horrible it becomes.

It's already been over-hyped already.

I really don't get the appeal either. I had to watch it with my wife on DVD, and ended up falling asleep during the first one, which really didn't go down to well, as I'm sure you can imagine.

My theory is, my inability to relate to this franchise is determined by the fact I have a penis.

MightyMagnus78 wrote:My theory is, my inability to relate to this franchise is determined by the fact I have a penis.

I have to agree, except I'd add that the determining factor for me is that I have testicles. Anyone (re: Chaz Bono) can have a penis, but still be a female. Or are working testicles surgically attachable nowadays? If so, RoTF Megatron needs a pair.

MightyMagnus78 wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Burn wrote:Really, these whoever -vs- a Twilight Vampire threads need to end. Not because they're boring and the outcome is all the same, but simply because Stephanie Meyer might find this site, or even worse, a TwiHard, and next thing you know there's more Twilight crap being written to make these godmoding Vampires even more over-hyped and over-powerful.

It's like Freddy Krueger. The more attention you give it, the more horrible it becomes.

It's already been over-hyped already.

I really don't get the appeal either. I had to watch it with my wife on DVD, and ended up falling asleep during the first one, which really didn't go down to well, as I'm sure you can imagine.

My theory is, my inability to relate to this franchise is determined by the fact I have a penis.

Same here....

Male body parts just aren't turned on by sparkly vampire immortal things

GEEWUN wrote:

MightyMagnus78 wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Burn wrote:Really, these whoever -vs- a Twilight Vampire threads need to end. Not because they're boring and the outcome is all the same, but simply because Stephanie Meyer might find this site, or even worse, a TwiHard, and next thing you know there's more Twilight crap being written to make these godmoding Vampires even more over-hyped and over-powerful.

It's like Freddy Krueger. The more attention you give it, the more horrible it becomes.

It's already been over-hyped already.

I really don't get the appeal either. I had to watch it with my wife on DVD, and ended up falling asleep during the first one, which really didn't go down to well, as I'm sure you can imagine.

My theory is, my inability to relate to this franchise is determined by the fact I have a penis.

Same here....

Male body parts just aren't turned on by sparkly vampire immortal things

This makes me wonder about my cousin and his "I'm a guy and I love twilight rants"... Especially since he's married and has a son...

Praxus Prime wrote:

GEEWUN wrote:

MightyMagnus78 wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Burn wrote:Really, these whoever -vs- a Twilight Vampire threads need to end. Not because they're boring and the outcome is all the same, but simply because Stephanie Meyer might find this site, or even worse, a TwiHard, and next thing you know there's more Twilight crap being written to make these godmoding Vampires even more over-hyped and over-powerful.

It's like Freddy Krueger. The more attention you give it, the more horrible it becomes.

It's already been over-hyped already.

I really don't get the appeal either. I had to watch it with my wife on DVD, and ended up falling asleep during the first one, which really didn't go down to well, as I'm sure you can imagine.

My theory is, my inability to relate to this franchise is determined by the fact I have a penis.

Same here....

Male body parts just aren't turned on by sparkly vampire immortal things

This makes me wonder about my cousin and his "I'm a guy and I love twilight rants"... Especially since he's married and has a son...

Perhaps he's not the one with the male parts in his family......

jon holmes can beat edward and take his girl

GEEWUN wrote:

Praxus Prime wrote:

GEEWUN wrote:

MightyMagnus78 wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Burn wrote:Really, these whoever -vs- a Twilight Vampire threads need to end. Not because they're boring and the outcome is all the same, but simply because Stephanie Meyer might find this site, or even worse, a TwiHard, and next thing you know there's more Twilight crap being written to make these godmoding Vampires even more over-hyped and over-powerful.

It's like Freddy Krueger. The more attention you give it, the more horrible it becomes.

It's already been over-hyped already.

I really don't get the appeal either. I had to watch it with my wife on DVD, and ended up falling asleep during the first one, which really didn't go down to well, as I'm sure you can imagine.

My theory is, my inability to relate to this franchise is determined by the fact I have a penis.

Same here....

Male body parts just aren't turned on by sparkly vampire immortal things

This makes me wonder about my cousin and his "I'm a guy and I love twilight rants"... Especially since he's married and has a son...

Perhaps he's not the one with the male parts in his family......

Gyaaaah!! My brain!!

Both are impossible. Red October wins.