The Energon Pub

Name: Hooligan
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-group: Cyberjet
Function: Hit and Run Specialist
Alt. mode: F=22 Raptor
Weapons: Arm Mounted Missile Launcher
Special Abilities: none
Height: 25 feet/ 7.62 meters
Quote: I'll break your funny bone!

Strength: 05
Intelligence: 03
Dexterity: 09
Speed: 08
Endurance: 04
Courage: 03
Firepower: 07
Accuracy: 06
Melee: 05
Tech Skill: 06
Charisma: 02
Rank: 4

Profile: Hooligan is one of the most dangerous Decepticons ever known, but not for his combat ability. He is a rival to Skywarp when it comes to playing pranks, however unlike the ebony Seeker Hooligan has not limits. Anyone is fair game to his cruel and harmful pranks, even Megatron who he had once pour sugar into his fuel tank...which he almost didn't survive. He even has a hobby which involves him blowing up Earth Airliners point blank with his missile launcher. He has no real explanation as to why except for it being fun for him.

Abilities: Hooligan is something of an idiot savant when it comes to designing traps for his pranks. He can create crude yet elaborate designs that have surprising effectiveness, especially for a man of his limited mentality. He can reach a maximum flight sped of mach 2.2. He can fire missiles from his swinging arm cannon as well as from below in his vehicle mode. He is a decent close range fighter and has a special finishing move wehre he uses his extending wings to shut on his foes necks, decapitating them.

Weaknesses: His habits of pranking anyone and anyone is thought to be the eventual death of him due to a lack of common sense.

Sample Post: Before he put m into stasis with his fists Megatron asked me how could I dare to do that to him. I find it real funny that some of these mechs are expecting some sort of grandiose plot that involves some sort of solid reasoning as to why I filled our leaders fuel tank with sugar.

I really don't get it. Why does him being him make him so unattainable by guys like me? Sure the guy is tough, not even Space Case is dumb enough to deny that. That's coming from a guy whose answer to 1+1 is yes. Saying that I think I can see where they are coming from. He IS our leader and the mightiest in our ranks. Normally that makes for someone no one wants to tangle with.

What I don't get is why is me pulling a prank on him something so big? I don't apply any sort of reasoning in my targets. I go with my gut and see where it takes me. As I lie here, unaware to how I'm being put back together in the medbay I find myself wanting to laugh at all of them. The answer is quite simple really. Why did I do it?

Because I could.