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Chuck Norris vs Porter C. Powell

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Chuck Norris vs Porter C. Powell

by Gyro-Robo » Thu May 15, 2008 5:26 pm

Who's the champion?

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Porter C. Powell

by Shadowman » Thu May 15, 2008 9:27 pm

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Chuck Norris is more physically fit, and has martial arts training, so I say him. Unless Powell is allowed to use robots or Headmaster, then Norris is flattened.

Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny a while ago.

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Porter C. Powell

by Omega Charge » Fri May 16, 2008 8:08 am

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Shadowman wrote:Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny a while ago.

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Porter C. Powell

by olokin » Wed May 21, 2008 7:36 am

Chuck Norris gets my vote

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Porter C. Powell

by snavej » Fri Oct 13, 2023 10:44 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."

PCP (haha) is a Toon and can't be killed. CN is too old now. PCP wins by default.

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