The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

As per request of Hallucenogenic Halo and Locust...with the funny ciggarettes....

Dildo.

*gets smacked by a thick metal hand*

Where'd that come from!?

offscreen hands... they are many in number.

[Shadowman]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

[UFO]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

Hm.

Now what?

I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

[Shadowman]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

Hm.

Now what?

I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

What, boner?

*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*

Aw, how sweet!

*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*

Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.

[Halo]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

Hm.

Now what?

I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

What, boner?

*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*

Aw, how sweet!

*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*

Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.

You know you deserved that.

[UFO]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

Hm.

Now what?

I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

What, boner?

*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*

Aw, how sweet!

*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*

Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.

You know you deserved that.

You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...

*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*

[Halo]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

Hm.

Now what?

I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

What, boner?

*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*

Aw, how sweet!

*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*

Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.

You know you deserved that.

You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...

*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*

F****r, stop spreading lies.

[UFO]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

Hm.

Now what?

I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

What, boner?

*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*

Aw, how sweet!

*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*

Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.

You know you deserved that.

You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...

*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*

F****r, stop spreading lies.

That solves that.

[Halo]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

Hm.

Now what?

I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

What, boner?

*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*

Aw, how sweet!

*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*

Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.

You know you deserved that.

You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...

*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*

F****r, stop spreading lies.

That solves that.

Damn straight it does.

[The Happy Locust]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

Hm.

Now what?

I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

What, boner?

*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*

Aw, how sweet!

*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*

Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.

You know you deserved that.

You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...

*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*

F****r, stop spreading lies.

That solves that.

Damn straight it does.

That made me so hot. Wait, no. I'm just on fire. excuse me.

AAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[UFO]

Heh, dildo.

*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*

Yup, 23 times.

Hm.

Now what?

I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

What, boner?

*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*

Aw, how sweet!

*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*

Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.

You know you deserved that.

You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...

*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*

F****r, stop spreading lies.

That solves that.

Damn straight it does.

Yes-ticles.

[Psycho Warrior]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

[Jar Axel]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

[The Happy Locust]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.

[UFO]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.

Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

[Psycho Warrior]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.

Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

Party on wayne.

[UFO]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.

Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

Party on wayne.

Panites on Jebediah.

[The Happy Locust]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.

Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

Wed her with an onion ring.

[Halo]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.

Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

Wed her with an onion ring.

That won't bother me.

[The Happy Locust]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.

Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

Wed her with an onion ring.

That won't bother me.

Hmm... I need to get better writiers. More research needed.

*Locust heads back to Debacle Industries R&D division, specifically the "Halo disgust and anger department."*

Guys! You've been slacking. Now get me shot or you're fired!

[Jar Axel]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.

Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

Wed her with an onion ring.

That won't bother me.

Hmm... I need to get better writiers. More research needed.

*Locust heads back to Debacle Industries R&D division, specifically the "Halo disgust and anger department."*

Guys! You've been slacking. Now get me shot or you're fired!

*pushes the corpse he's hiding behind out of the way and shoots Locust in the groin*

There happy now

[The Happy Locust]

*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*

Hmm how to top that

*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*

I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.

Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

Wed her with an onion ring.

That won't bother me.

Hmm... I need to get better writiers. More research needed.

*Locust heads back to Debacle Industries R&D division, specifically the "Halo disgust and anger department."*

Guys! You've been slacking. Now get me shot or you're fired!

*pushes the corpse he's hiding behind out of the way and shoots Locust in the groin*

There happy now

You just earned a raise... no, not like that.

*hobbles out of the room*

[Psycho Warrior]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

[UFO]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

[Halo]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

I don't like onion rings.