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captain kirk vs denny crane vs officer tj hooker

by kuzzy » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:17 pm

im a big fan of william shatner and i was wondering if there was a fight between those characters who would win my bets on denny crane

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by OptimusN1701 » Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:20 am

Kirk, but at the loss of his shirt in the process

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by kuzzy » Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:23 am

OptimusN1701 wrote:Kirk, but at the loss of his shirt in the process

ah my fellow star trekkian lol

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Re: captain kirk vs denny crane vs officer tj hooker

by snavej » Thu Sep 21, 2023 7:38 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."

Kirk has a phaser. A muddy funkin' phaser, dude!

[Shatner vaporises himself.]

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