The Energon Pub

by **buddhaquest** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:04 am

That pretty little elf from those books/films taking on that big green angry fella from marvel comics.

Is the pointy-eared man-girl smart enough to put an arrow in Banner before "Hulk Smash"???

by **MercilessOne** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:25 am

buddhaquest wrote:
Is the pointy-eared man-girl smart enough to put an arrow in Banner before "Hulk Smash"???

No.

by **unique_username** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:53 am

do i detect a hint of spite?

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:23 am

Didn't the Marvel heroes tried to blow up a nuke near Banner, only to find out he can change into Hulk much faster than anybody believed?

Winner: The Green Guy

by **Deadpool.** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:43 am

Chaoslock wrote:Didn't the Marvel heroes tried to blow up a nuke near Banner, only to find out he can change into Hulk much faster than anybody believed?

Winner: The Green Guy

Yes. And yes, Hulk is gonna win.

by **Thanatos Prime** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:09 pm

MercilessOne wrote:
buddhaquest wrote:
Is the pointy-eared man-girl smart enough to put an arrow in Banner before "Hulk Smash"???

No.

Seconded.

by **Tusk** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:13 am

Hawkeye once tried to shoot the Hulk in the eyes and both his arrows snapped on impact. Legolas has absolutely nothing on him that can do any real damage to the Hulk.

by **Knight Hawk** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:41 am

Hulk wins. Period.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:00 pm

Hulk munch pointy ears!

News Credits: 1 · by **Menbailee** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:51 pm

Given the right terrain, Legolas might be able to run away and hide fast enough to avoid getting killed. Otherwise, this is one-sided. Even with mithril-tipped arrows.

News Credits: 7 · by **Omega Charge** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:45 pm

And Hulk is winning until Gimli chops his head off with an axe! 50!! shouts Gimli!!

All right, all right Hulk wins. I'm just in the middle of reading the Lord of the Rings right now.

by **snavej** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 3:57 pm

Legolas' key attribute here is beauty. Hulk would be entranced. He would convert back to Bruce Banner and be very grateful that he didn't smash any gorgeous elves!