The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

I don't like onion rings.

Secret: I don't either.

[The Happy Locust]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

I don't like onion rings.

Secret: I don't either.

You really can't beat a fried Zuchini

[Psycho Warrior]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

I don't like onion rings.

Secret: I don't either.

You really can't beat a fried Zuchini

I like the Zuchini bread my grandmama makes...

[The Happy Locust]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

I don't like onion rings.

Secret: I don't either.

You really can't beat a fried Zuchini

I like the Zuchini bread my grandmama makes...

With "zuchini" made from real squirrels.

[Psycho Warrior]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

I don't like onion rings.

Secret: I don't either.

You really can't beat a fried Zuchini

I like the Zuchini bread my grandmama makes...

With "zuchini" made from real squirrels.

You know my grandmama's recpipe!?

[The Happy Locust]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

I don't like onion rings.

Secret: I don't either.

You really can't beat a fried Zuchini

I like the Zuchini bread my grandmama makes...

With "zuchini" made from real squirrels.

You know my grandmama's recpipe!?

Just a lucky guess. With you, it was either that or "flatmeats"

[Psycho Warrior]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

I don't like onion rings.

Secret: I don't either.

You really can't beat a fried Zuchini

I like the Zuchini bread my grandmama makes...

With "zuchini" made from real squirrels.

You know my grandmama's recpipe!?

Just a lucky guess. With you, it was either that or "flatmeats"

What did you get in your flat meal bobby?

[The Happy Locust]

*offers Halo an onion ring*

Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.

Well...they taste better like that anyway.

I don't like onion rings.

Secret: I don't either.

You really can't beat a fried Zuchini

I like the Zuchini bread my grandmama makes...

With "zuchini" made from real squirrels.

You know my grandmama's recpipe!?

Just a lucky guess. With you, it was either that or "flatmeats"

What did you get in your flat meal bobby?

I gots me a squirrel tail.

[Jar Axel]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

[Halo]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

[Psycho Warrior]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

[Jar Axel]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

[Psycho Warrior]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

[The Happy Locust]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

[Halo]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

[The Happy Locust]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

[Halo]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

It's not.

[Jar Axel]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

It's not.

*holds up a pumice stone*
you may want to scrub

[Psycho Warrior]

*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

It's not.

*holds up a pumice stone*
you may want to scrub

the scary thing is: PW really DOES have a crazy cousin Fred who plays with his pets on the living room floor... which happen to be spitting cobras. Jack Hanna mentioned him in some of his books.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Jar Axel"]*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

It's not.

*holds up a pumice stone*
you may want to scrub

the scary thing is: PW really DOES have a crazy cousin Fred who plays with his pets on the living room floor... which happen to be spitting cobras. Jack Hanna mentioned him in some of his books.[/quote]



*imagines brining cobras home to his chihuahuas.*

Meet your new friends. Play nice.

*Locust walks away. Comes back and the chihuahuas are gone.*

Where'd they go?

*Looks to open door and hears a tiny car burning rubber as fast as it can*

When did they get a car?

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"]*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

It's not.

*holds up a pumice stone*
you may want to scrub

the scary thing is: PW really DOES have a crazy cousin Fred who plays with his pets on the living room floor... which happen to be spitting cobras. Jack Hanna mentioned him in some of his books.[/quote]



*imagines brining cobras home to his chihuahuas.*

Meet your new friends. Play nice.

*Locust walks away. Comes back and the chihuahuas are gone.*

Where'd they go?

*Looks to open door and hears a tiny car burning rubber as fast as it can*

When did they get a car?[/quote]
The second they hotwired your clown car.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"]*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

It's not.

*holds up a pumice stone*
you may want to scrub

the scary thing is: PW really DOES have a crazy cousin Fred who plays with his pets on the living room floor... which happen to be spitting cobras. Jack Hanna mentioned him in some of his books.[/quote]



*imagines brining cobras home to his chihuahuas.*

Meet your new friends. Play nice.

*Locust walks away. Comes back and the chihuahuas are gone.*

Where'd they go?

*Looks to open door and hears a tiny car burning rubber as fast as it can*

When did they get a car?[/quote]
The second they hotwired your clown car.[/quote]

I always knew those mutts were up to something.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"]*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

It's not.

*holds up a pumice stone*
you may want to scrub

the scary thing is: PW really DOES have a crazy cousin Fred who plays with his pets on the living room floor... which happen to be spitting cobras. Jack Hanna mentioned him in some of his books.[/quote]



*imagines brining cobras home to his chihuahuas.*

Meet your new friends. Play nice.

*Locust walks away. Comes back and the chihuahuas are gone.*

Where'd they go?

*Looks to open door and hears a tiny car burning rubber as fast as it can*

When did they get a car?[/quote]
The second they hotwired your clown car.[/quote]

I always knew those mutts were up to something.[/quote]
Well you never saw the class they were giving on how to live with a deranged lunitic. My cat was next door in therapy.

[UFO]

[quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"]*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

It's not.

*holds up a pumice stone*
you may want to scrub

the scary thing is: PW really DOES have a crazy cousin Fred who plays with his pets on the living room floor... which happen to be spitting cobras. Jack Hanna mentioned him in some of his books.[/quote]



*imagines brining cobras home to his chihuahuas.*

Meet your new friends. Play nice.

*Locust walks away. Comes back and the chihuahuas are gone.*

Where'd they go?

*Looks to open door and hears a tiny car burning rubber as fast as it can*

When did they get a car?[/quote]
The second they hotwired your clown car.[/quote]

I always knew those mutts were up to something.[/quote]
Well you never saw the class they were giving on how to live with a deranged lunitic. My cat was next door in therapy.[/quote]
"Now, you meow when you want food, not sex."

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"]*Gets bored and tortures a Randy to death useing the "rat cage" techneique*

Ooh, painful. I like.

just don't get too close and don't feed the Randy children.

*Feeds a Randy child to a crock*
What was that PW?

Well feeding the randy children TO something is perfectly fine. Let's continue our tour with PW's crazy cousin Fred who has a cobra hidden somewhere on his person.

I think I found it! I think I found it!

How deadly.

Oh dear... Please let that be venom my hands.

It's not.

*holds up a pumice stone*
you may want to scrub

the scary thing is: PW really DOES have a crazy cousin Fred who plays with his pets on the living room floor... which happen to be spitting cobras. Jack Hanna mentioned him in some of his books.[/quote]



*imagines brining cobras home to his chihuahuas.*

Meet your new friends. Play nice.

*Locust walks away. Comes back and the chihuahuas are gone.*

Where'd they go?

*Looks to open door and hears a tiny car burning rubber as fast as it can*

When did they get a car?[/quote]
The second they hotwired your clown car.[/quote]

I always knew those mutts were up to something.[/quote]
Well you never saw the class they were giving on how to live with a deranged lunitic. My cat was next door in therapy.[/quote]
"Now, you meow when you want food, not sex."[/quote]
No, it's more like: "He lives in such filth... the silver fish eat a little more of my foot each night..." ou know, the stuff I got over years ago.