The Energon Pub

by **Halo** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:02 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Nonsense. The king is a mime. notice my boredom

No, that's the queen. She's just not very.... photogenic.

you mean Rosie o'donnel unphotogenic or Carol Channing unphotogenic?

Eww.

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:47 am

When the king is a clown and the queen is a mime, exactly what does that make the court jester?

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:58 am

ShadowKatt wrote:When the king is a clown and the queen is a mime, exactly what does that make the court jester?

ME!!!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:40 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:When the king is a clown and the queen is a mime, exactly what does that make the court jester?

ME!!!

The king is really Dr.Rockzo, the rock and roll clown.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:57 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:When the king is a clown and the queen is a mime, exactly what does that make the court jester?

ME!!!

The king is really Dr.Rockzo, the rock and roll clown.

This discussion has made me want to write a fictional history about a kingdom ruled by a jester. It'll go right alongside my long-forgotten Origin of the Buggies story.

by **Halo** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:20 pm

Do it.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:35 pm

Halo wrote:Do it.

Already started. By the way, all my parodies, fictions, and stories are available. Just IM me and let me know who you are and which one's you want (with the creative area down, they've all been forgotten)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:19 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Do it.

Already started. By the way, all my parodies, fictions, and stories are available. Just IM me and let me know who you are and which one's you want (with the creative area down, they've all been forgotten)

The bug man chronicals

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:34 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Do it.

Already started. By the way, all my parodies, fictions, and stories are available. Just IM me and let me know who you are and which one's you want (with the creative area down, they've all been forgotten)

The bug man chronicals

The bug man chronicles, imagines, fabricates, and deviates, but always with humor in mind.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:51 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Already started. By the way, all my parodies, fictions, and stories are available. Just IM me and let me know who you are and which one's you want (with the creative area down, they've all been forgotten)

The bug man chronicals

The bug man chronicles, imagines, fabricates, and deviates, but always with humor in mind.

I was more reffering to the Mothman chronicals but good use of my words.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:07 pm

*walks around the empty starbase*
I'm... I'm only one alive... I can finally look at all the playboy I want! *bends over to pick one up, glasses fall off and break*

it's... it's not fair... All I can make out are the articles... :sad:

by **Halo** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:47 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:*walks around the empty starbase*
I'm... I'm only one alive... I can finally look at all the playboy I want! *bends over to pick one up, glasses fall off and break*

it's... it's not fair... All I can make out are the articles...

I'm sorry. Have a free non lethal hug.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:43 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*walks around the empty starbase*
I'm... I'm only one alive... I can finally look at all the playboy I want! *bends over to pick one up, glasses fall off and break*

it's... it's not fair... All I can make out are the articles...

I'm sorry. Have a free non lethal hug.

PW isn't a very calm person around girls. He'll panic and then Halo will have no choice but to make it lethal. Still, HUG!

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:51 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*walks around the empty starbase*
I'm... I'm only one alive... I can finally look at all the playboy I want! *bends over to pick one up, glasses fall off and break*

it's... it's not fair... All I can make out are the articles...

I'm sorry. Have a free non lethal hug.

PW isn't a very calm person around girls. He'll panic and then Halo will have no choice but to make it lethal. Still, HUG!

Kill with kindness and a smile.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:55 am

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*walks around the empty starbase*
I'm... I'm only one alive... I can finally look at all the playboy I want! *bends over to pick one up, glasses fall off and break*

it's... it's not fair... All I can make out are the articles...

I'm sorry. Have a free non lethal hug.

I had a reason to live just now. *hug is over* and there it goes...

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:41 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*walks around the empty starbase*
I'm... I'm only one alive... I can finally look at all the playboy I want! *bends over to pick one up, glasses fall off and break*

it's... it's not fair... All I can make out are the articles...

I'm sorry. Have a free non lethal hug.

I had a reason to live just now. *hug is over* and there it goes...

I've invented an automatic hugging machine for just this occasion. Watch. RANDY! STEP ON THE PLATFORM!

*Randy comes out wearing a pink dress.*

Randy doesn't look happy. I think Randy needs a hug.

*Randy walks onto a small platform and waits.*

Initiate Hug.

*A six-armed machine rises from the ground and embraces RAndy.*

Can't you just feel the love?

*Pressure from the arms transforms Randy into a pile of sludge.*

Um... still in beta testing.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:47 pm

Beta test? Why? I give it my seal of approval just the way it is.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:22 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Beta test? Why? I give it my seal of approval just the way it is.

Would it change your view if I told you the sheer pressure placed on Randy has actually converted his brain into a diamond?

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:54 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Beta test? Why? I give it my seal of approval just the way it is.

Would it change your view if I told you the sheer pressure placed on Randy has actually converted his brain into a diamond?

If we could convert every randys brain into a diamond....

*does some rough calculations*

Um, how much is a planet going for these days?

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:02 am

ShadowKatt wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Beta test? Why? I give it my seal of approval just the way it is.

Would it change your view if I told you the sheer pressure placed on Randy has actually converted his brain into a diamond?

If we could convert every randys brain into a diamond....

*does some rough calculations*

Um, how much is a planet going for these days?

Somebody phone Magrathea! NOW!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:33 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Would it change your view if I told you the sheer pressure placed on Randy has actually converted his brain into a diamond?

If we could convert every randys brain into a diamond....

*does some rough calculations*

Um, how much is a planet going for these days?

Somebody phone Magrathea! NOW!

I don't get the ref.

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:25 am

Me neither. Hey, does the Death Star count as a planet? Cause if it does, party in Cell Block 3!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:00 pm

ShadowKatt wrote:Me neither. Hey, does the Death Star count as a planet? Cause if it does, party in Cell Block 3!

Prepare a mind probe. I want to experiment with Locust and where my pet frog went to.

by **Halo** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:59 pm

Your frog went to a scary place.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:39 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:If we could convert every randys brain into a diamond....

*does some rough calculations*

Um, how much is a planet going for these days?

Somebody phone Magrathea! NOW!

I don't get the ref.

That was a hitchhiker's guide ref. Magrathea was the ancient planet which was so rich it bankrupted the rest of the galaxy due to it's prosperous custom planet making trade.