...when my friend's R.H.I.N.O. arrived via mail. He was bouncing like a kid on Christmas morning so I asked why. He pointed at the R.H.I.N.O.
Five minutes later, I ordered one for $60 (I would have gladly paid 80) and now must endure the unbearable wait of three months for it to arrive.

Good lord Hasbro, did you invent some new variety of visual and textual crack?