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Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

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Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Postby Spartanion » Sat May 05, 2007 12:56 pm

I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Postby Phategod1 » Tue May 08, 2007 9:51 pm

Spartanion wrote:I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...


As long has the Jack Sack (which unbeknownst to all is the reincarnation Of Pandoras Box Full all types of evils and perils) Jack wins as he pulls out green gold for Mr. T, and he pulls a reanimated Bruce Lee to take care of Chuck. all with 22 hours left if there are no moles in CTU.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Postby Leonardo » Wed May 09, 2007 5:46 am

Phategod1 wrote:
Spartanion wrote:I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...


As long has the Jack Sack (which unbeknownst to all is the reincarnation Of Pandoras Box Full all types of evils and perils) Jack wins as he pulls out green gold for Mr. T, and he pulls a reanimated Bruce Lee to take care of Chuck. all with 22 hours left if there are no moles in CTU.


I concur!
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Postby Darth Screamer » Wed May 09, 2007 1:32 pm

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Postby AutobotJazz » Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:33 pm

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Norris after the wind from a roundhouse kick tears out the other fighters spleens.
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Postby Chaoslock » Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:56 pm

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Norris. There's no evolution, just the sum of animals Chuck lets to live.
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Postby Ultra Primal » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:19 am

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AutobotJazz wrote:Norris after the wind from a roundhouse kick tears out the other fighters spleens.

na. he just punches a hole in the space/time continium an sends both jack and mr.t in it so that both the A-Team, and 24 never exhisted 8)
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:43 pm

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T Foo!
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Postby Sentinel Pax » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:52 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:T Foo!

He speaks the truth.
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Postby Nemesis Jason » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:32 pm

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I predict that a battle of such powerful beings would induce a collison of energey so powerful that will release ultra powerful rays of light and radiation that will destroy the world we live in and devour the entire universe. After the event, the light and radiation will retract and there will exist nothing but darkness...

...Chuck Norris wins
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Postby Shadowman » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:35 pm

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Bruce Lee comes and kicks all their asses.

None can defeat Bruce Lee!
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Postby Teletron » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:39 am

T. T now. T always.
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Postby OptimusN1701 » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:18 pm

I pity the foo who doubts the powers of Mr. T
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Postby Goribus » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:49 am

Enough with the jibba jabba foo! Mr. T kicks both of their asses without breaking a sweat. Then for the hell of it he puts the people who made Chuck Norris Karate Komandoes in the hospital. And he does it by driving cross country. T don't ride in no planes sucka!
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Postby snavej » Tue Sep 26, 2023 10:01 am

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JB wins in 24 hours! That's the name of his show. '24'.
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