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Hitler Jokes!

Postby Dead Metal » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:52 am

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
OK, now you know who Hitler was do you?
Just if you don't know, he was a Austrian guy who wanted to become a artist.
But the he wasn't accepted by the Artuniversity he wanted to go to. He found out that some of the heads of the university where Jews and so he started to develop a hate against them and there "kind".
So he signed up to the German military that was currently in the middle of WW1.
He got so obsessed with Germany wining that he wouldn't want to exeped the fact that Germany gave up. He also started talking bad about Jews during his service, which wasn't liked by his mates (some of them were Jews).
Well he started to get into politics and used the Germans current situation of poorness to gather the NSDAP.
Pretending to be friendly and talking about wealth for everyone.
As he won the election (big deal he had gotten rid of every other party, so there was just his) he seamed to keep his promises.
It was later as he showed his true colores, starting stuff like Genocide and the Holocaust.
Brainwashing kids by raising them the Naziway so they would be "perfect".
All in all he and his followers were real dicks!

Now I'm noticing that there are a lot of jokes about him and Nazies, some are amusing, some just real stupid.
Now I have been wondering, was he a man you should make fun of ore not?
Are jokes like that good ore bad, was he a funny person?

Now I've got links to youtube for examples, watch them and form your own opinion.

The election sheet:
http://www.militariavic.de/images/10509.jpg

First watch this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ylcpVa2b-2w

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WGqKQovs5To

http://youtube.com/verify_age?next_url= ... XfzD1s-Nk0

http://www.biologie.de/w/images/thumb/8 ... enwald.jpg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rH29fubLYyk



Then this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps_MQ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_nAZayPpo4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Q_DexkdK2Q

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IOuazDEkHag

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T-jR246esIE

OK that should be inuff.
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Postby Grendel » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:10 pm

personally i thinkm hitler jokes and hitler humor is hitler-larious!!! :)
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Postby wavelength » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:25 pm

i want hitlers mustache.
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Postby Dead Metal » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:46 am

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I also think there funny, but some of them let him nice! That's the scary and wrong thing.
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Postby Creature SH » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:03 pm

Hitler was a very absurd person. It is a horrible tragedy that a maniac like him came to hold the power for genocide. But that doesn't make him any less ridiculous.
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Postby Just Negare » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:43 pm

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Weapon: Laser Scalpel
Hitler was a dumbarse, we shoudl be thankful for that, if he'd kept it in his pants and stayed out of Russia he could have taken Britain, THEN focussed back on Stalin.

Anyway, I forgot the name of the tune:

Hitler, has only got one ball,
Goring, has two but they are small,
Himmler, has something simalar,
And poor old Gobbles, has got none, at all!!
Something memorable here.
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Postby General Magnus » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:46 am

One day Hitler came to a group of prisioners and told them:

"My friends today you zhall zee see your families"

the prisinoers:

"YAY!"

Hitler: "Hans, bringz ze photos!"
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Postby Dead Metal » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:54 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Hitler stands on the wall of a KZ with some prisoners and tels them to jump.
Hitler: "You form an L wile faling, and you a + and you a I!"
They do so and fall to there death.
Then Göbles cumes and says:
" Adolph! I told you not to play tetris with the prisoners!
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Postby AUTOBOT STITH » Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:25 pm

I got one and I hope this does not affend noone but here it is.Put a S in front of Hitlers name anit is
S+Hitler =Shitler :lol:
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Postby Dead Metal » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:24 am

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AUTOBOT HELPER wrote:I got one and I hope this does not affend noone but here it is.Put a S in front of Hitlers name anit is
S+Hitler =Shitler :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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