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One of Megatron's ways to torture prisoners: make them watch the Bratz movie.

Nightwatcher wrote:

Sheogorath wrote:OMG!!!

There's a new DOA trailer??

Sadly yes. And it looks to be worse than Street Fighter. How that's possible I'm still unsure.

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What the hell? Has that not been released over there or something? God damn.

Well, for the record, it's a terrible movie, but I really liked it. It doesn't take itself seriously in the slightest, so all the bad, over the top crap in it actually comes off funny (to me). This includes the acting. Devon Aoki is just so god awful in this, it's like she's a kid and they're all just playing, it's hilarious. The opening scene pretty much sets the mood for what you're in for, so if you like ridiculous hang-glider escapes from clifftop ninja castles, you'll love DOA. Really cool fight scenes too.

Wow.... having watched the DOA trailer....

I'm utterly almost speechless.


What the hell.

I mean honestly. Was the movie trying to be a joke?

This boggles my mind. I'm laughing on the outside at how horrible this movie looks(and is.)

But I'm crying on the inside thinking about how this proves that humanity has no future.

I saw the Bratz trailer when I went to see "Pirates." The entire theater broke into laughter when the giant, pink, "OMG!" hurled itself towards the screen.

It was not kind laughter.

I think the link is gone I couldn't see But I always called Bratz, Slutz Training america's youth to be sluts one tramp at a time. Babies with make-up what whorish depts will the world sink to next. Next thing you know Optimus Prime will have flames.

Hahahaha! I saw the preview for this in front of Pirates 3.

i saw the trailor when i saw pirates 3...it was so scary. it will go down in history as THE worst movie ever beating out soul plane, any waynes brothers movies,legally blonde,aquamarine, ect....

I have a nine year old daughter. I'll have to suffer through this hell...

Godmodule wrote:I have a nine year old daughter. I'll have to suffer through this hell...

No need to take her if you don't want her to grow up to be a self-centered little harlot.

Phategod1 wrote:I think the link is gone I couldn't see But I always called Bratz, Slutz Training america's youth to be sluts one tramp at a time. Babies with make-up what whorish depts will the world sink to next. Next thing you know Optimus Prime will have flames.

QFT
What is sad is that these "Bratz" teach little girls that its O.K. to be a self-centered stuck up whore wannabe, that its good to have an attitude and to think clothes and makeup make the woman. And when they grow up and enter the real world and find that, no, having an attitude that impressed your friends doesn't work on your boss or that irate policeman about to hand you a ticket. All that it really does is make people mad at you and think of you in the sense of the big B-word. Has anyone ever seen the guests on the "Jerry Springer Show?" That what the Bratz will be when they get older.

Zombie Starscream wrote:

Phategod1 wrote:I think the link is gone I couldn't see But I always called Bratz, Slutz Training america's youth to be sluts one tramp at a time. Babies with make-up what whorish depts will the world sink to next. Next thing you know Optimus Prime will have flames.

QFT
What is sad is that these "Bratz" teach little girls that its O.K. to be a self-centered stuck up whore wannabe, that its good to have an attitude and to think clothes and makeup make the woman. And when they grow up and enter the real world and find that, no, having an attitude that impressed your friends doesn't work on your boss or that irate policeman about to hand you a ticket. All that it really does is make people mad at you and think of you in the sense of the big B-word. Has anyone ever seen the guests on the "Jerry Springer Show?" That what the Bratz will be when they get older.

I could not agree more.

Zombie Starscream wrote:

Phategod1 wrote:I think the link is gone I couldn't see But I always called Bratz, Slutz Training america's youth to be sluts one tramp at a time. Babies with make-up what whorish depts will the world sink to next. Next thing you know Optimus Prime will have flames.

QFT
What is sad is that these "Bratz" teach little girls that its O.K. to be a self-centered stuck up whore wannabe, that its good to have an attitude and to think clothes and makeup make the woman. And when they grow up and enter the real world and find that, no, having an attitude that impressed your friends doesn't work on your boss or that irate policeman about to hand you a ticket. All that it really does is make people mad at you and think of you in the sense of the big B-word. Has anyone ever seen the guests on the "Jerry Springer Show?" That what the Bratz will be when they get older.

Whateva! They do what they want!