The Energon Pub

by **Mudflap Prime** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:29 am

Once upon a time there was salt shaker named Kicker and a beautiful slug girl named Misha. One day they met each other and it was love at first sight. Kicker and Misha were in love with eachother, until Kicker accidentally spilled on Misha turning her a charred little puddle on the ground... but his magical tears of sorrow somehow revived her. And then they lived happily ever after. The end.

by **Mudflap Prime** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:08 am

Any comments?

Website · by **Skullgrin140** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:01 am

Mudflap Prime wrote:Once upon a time there was salt shaker named Kicker and a beautiful slug girl named Misha. One day they met each other and it was love at first sight. Kicker and Misha were in love with eachother, until Kicker accidentally spilled on Misha turning her a charred little puddle on the ground... but his magical tears of sorrow somehow revived her. And then they lived happily ever after. The end.

Weird, yet slightly hilarious story :lol:

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:39 pm

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:32 pm

O.O

Until I read the last sentence I was almost in tears. Its such a sad tale of romance, love, salt & sacrifice. A moving piece of literature, great enough to put you up there with Shakespeare or Pete Sinclair...
^^ good work.