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Shadowman wrote:

Dr. Heavy B wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Dr. Heavy B wrote:http://www.imperfectparent.com/topics/2012/06/02/cdc-denies-existence-of-flesh-eating-zombies-despite-recent-news/

CDC Denies the exsistance of zombies. Exactly what I would expect the government to say to prevent panic.

“Zombie apocalypse” is now in the No. 2 spot on Google’s list of search terms that are trending, thanks to three recent shocking news stories, but the CDC is convinced that this is not the beginning of the end.

Sorry, wait...three? I'm still having trouble believing one was real, two more happened?

EDIT: Shows me for only skimming the article. The other two weren't quite as freaky as this, while they were clearly insane, neither on them turned into semi-invincible animal-monsters during the attack.

Still, people eating pople. That shits nuts

One cannibal incident is five too many. Three in under a month is just some straight-up scary ****.

Well then this will make you sh*t your pants.
http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Man-Ea ... 36945.html

tl;dr? THE MAN ATE HIS ROOM MATES BRAIN.

Dr. Heavy B wrote:Well then this will make you sh*t your pants.
http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Man-Ea ... 36945.html

tl;dr? THE MAN ATE HIS ROOM MATES BRAIN.

That was actually mentioned in the last article, the one about the CDC. I'm going to go change my pants regardless.

BE FOREWARNED!

For those of you buying into the whole "bath salts" thing...wake up and smell the Government Coverup.

What is more plausible here? That some inner-city lowlife wandered into a Bath and Body Works, bought some bath salts, decided "hey, I should TOTALLY snort these things"...AND the fact that not only did it drive him to mindless cannibalism, but the officer on the scene had to shoot him MULTIPLE times to put him down? Or the fact that the government is experimenting on human beings to either a. make more effective, mindless order-obeying soldiers; or b. a more docile and easy to control populace?

For those of you who dont think this kind of thing is possible (either our government being so depraved or the physical possibility of a zombie-esque humanoid) read up about the Tuskeegee Experiment and look up the "semi" scientific article on the top 10 plausible explanations for how a zombie horde could be created (hint, like 2 of them alone are based on a cranial infestation of KNOWN parasitic species).

DJrasmo wrote:BE FOREWARNED!

For those of you buying into the whole "bath salts" thing...wake up and smell the Government Coverup.

What is more plausible here? That some inner-city lowlife wandered into a Bath and Body Works, bought some bath salts, decided "hey, I should TOTALLY snort these things"...AND the fact that not only did it drive him to mindless cannibalism, but the officer on the scene had to shoot him MULTIPLE times to put him down? Or the fact that the government is experimenting on human beings to either a. make more effective, mindless order-obeying soldiers; or b. a more docile and easy to control populace?

For those of you who dont think this kind of thing is possible (either our government being so depraved or the physical possibility of a zombie-esque humanoid) read up about the Tuskeegee Experiment and look up the "semi" scientific article on the top 10 plausible explanations for how a zombie horde could be created (hint, like 2 of them alone are based on a cranial infestation of KNOWN parasitic species).

We live in an age where people inhale the gas in a can of redi-whip, lick toads, and ferment their own waste. All in an effort to get high. It's not hard to imagine somebody would see some bath salts and think "why not". I mean, they ARE legal after all.

DJrasmo wrote:BE FOREWARNED!

For those of you buying into the whole "bath salts" thing...wake up and smell the Government Coverup.

What is more plausible here? That some inner-city lowlife wandered into a Bath and Body Works, bought some bath salts, decided "hey, I should TOTALLY snort these things"...AND the fact that not only did it drive him to mindless cannibalism, but the officer on the scene had to shoot him MULTIPLE times to put him down? Or the fact that the government is experimenting on human beings to either a. make more effective, mindless order-obeying soldiers; or b. a more docile and easy to control populace?

For those of you who dont think this kind of thing is possible (either our government being so depraved or the physical possibility of a zombie-esque humanoid) read up about the Tuskeegee Experiment and look up the "semi" scientific article on the top 10 plausible explanations for how a zombie horde could be created (hint, like 2 of them alone are based
on a cranial infestation of KNOWN parasitic species).

We do not have a politics and religion forum anymore. Political discussion usually leads to trouble. Please don't post more flame bait like this, especially when you're so uninformed on certain things.

His bath salts were not obtained at Bath And Body Works. These are knock off bath salts, obtained at seedy convenience stores. These salts are made in 3rd world countries where laws aren't observed. Read up on "fake" marijuana that you could buy only a few months ago. (It's now been banned.) The fake stuff CAN be used for drugs. The legit salts cannot.

Autobot032 wrote:We do not have a politics and religion forum anymore. Political discussion usually leads to trouble. Please don't post more flame bait like this, especially when you're so uninformed on certain things.

Though uninformed it may have been, his post wasn't religious or political. He stated some highly paranoid comments regarding the government, but there weren't political overtones in it. Just because he accused the government, it doesn't make it political. There's no need to blow things out of proportion.

DJrasmo wrote:BE FOREWARNED!

For those of you buying into the whole "bath salts" thing...wake up and smell the Government Coverup.

What is more plausible here? That some inner-city lowlife wandered into a Bath and Body Works, bought some bath salts, decided "hey, I should TOTALLY snort these things"...AND the fact that not only did it drive him to mindless cannibalism, but the officer on the scene had to shoot him MULTIPLE times to put him down? Or the fact that the government is experimenting on human beings to either a. make more effective, mindless order-obeying soldiers; or b. a more docile and easy to control populace?

For those of you who dont think this kind of thing is possible (either our government being so depraved or the physical possibility of a zombie-esque humanoid) read up about the Tuskeegee Experiment and look up the "semi" scientific article on the top 10 plausible explanations for how a zombie horde could be created (hint, like 2 of them alone are based on a cranial infestation of KNOWN parasitic species).

Would you like your tinfoil hat crumpled or folded?

Shadowman wrote:Would you like your tinfoil hat crumpled or folded?

I thought crumpled was good against aliens only...?

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:Would you like your tinfoil hat crumpled or folded?

I thought crumpled was good against aliens only...?

True, but mostly it comes down to preference. Folded is more effective and looks much nicer, but crumpled gives off that "Radios in the teeth" sort of appearance most of these nutjobs give off.

I mean, I trust the government about as much as anyone, but biologically engineering zombies? After all of the zombie-based media we've been fed the past few years? That's the equivalent of watching and emulating Jackass.

Shadowman wrote:watching and emulating Jackass.

Yeah, no one does that...

But I agree, zombies engineered on purpose is...