The Energon Pub

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:21 am

What do you like about your set-top-box software? I like the Smart Search feature on my Directv box.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:56 am

Big brother is watching you.......

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:16 am

Doesn't the new Xbox 1 have a feature where it actually keeps track of you when you're in the same room?

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:23 am

It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:39 am

Ironhidensh wrote:It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame. >:oP

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:55 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.
I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:19 am

Blast Cannon wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.
I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:34 am

It took six posts for this to escalate. Well done, everyone.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:48 am

Ironhidensh wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.
I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?

Mostly a combination of those, among other things. But my sex life is not really the issue here, is it?

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:01 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.
I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?
Mostly a combination of those, among other things. But my sex life is not really the issue here, is it?

Our sex lives are always the issue. What the hell else is the internet good for?

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:13 am

Ironhidensh wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.
I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?
Mostly a combination of those, among other things. But my sex life is not really the issue here, is it?

Our sex lives are always the issue. What the hell else is the internet good for?

Ordering pizza. Which is how some pr0nz start, so we're right back where we started. >:oP

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:37 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.
I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?
Mostly a combination of those, among other things. But my sex life is not really the issue here, is it?

Our sex lives are always the issue. What the hell else is the internet good for?
Ordering pizza. Which is how some pr0nz start, so we're right back where we started.

"Hey lady, was your order with sausage?"

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:49 am

Do you prefer watching TV on a tablet or on a big screen TV? Should companies focus on the set-top-box software or apps on mobile devices?

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:01 pm

By improving box software I mean creating and adding cool features like tuning to a program that is already in progress and being given the option to start the program from the beginning.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:02 pm

I prefer watching it on my smart watch, the smaller and crappier the screen, the better.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:45 pm

I don't own a tablet, but even if I did, I would still prefer my big screen TV.

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:48 pm

3-D was a failure. Now the industry is investing in 4K. Do you think 1080p is good enough? Can the human eye really tell 4K is that much better?

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:52 pm

Why don't you give time for more than 1 or 2 people to answer your questions before you pile on more? You'll never get a discussion going if you keep derailing it with new stuff.

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:56 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:Why don't you give time for more than 1 or 2 people to answer your questions before you pile on more? You'll never get a discussion going if you keep derailing it with new stuff.

My attention span is not so good. Technology is constantly changing, advancing, moving at the speed of light. I don't want to be left behind. I got to keep moving forward. I don't want to become obsolete.

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:59 pm

What do the new Google glasses do?

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:18 pm

duragrip wrote:What do the new Google glasses do?

They put huge Boobs on everybody. Even you.

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:33 pm

Voice search is a really exciting new technology where you can search for content using an app on your mobile device, which works with your set-top-box if they are connected to the same network.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:56 pm

I can't wait to get absolutely hammered and start yelling at a voice-activated device.

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:01 pm

It's okay if you get wasted because the app and set-top-box will know your tastes based on your viewing habits. You don't have to think. With this Genie technology, your wish is its command.