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Chuck Norris vs. Jean Claude Van Dam vs. Steven Seagal

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Who's the worst "Martial Artist" ever?

Chuck Norris: 5; 50%

Jean Claude Van Dam: 2; 20%

Steven Seagal: 3; 30%

: Total votes : 10

Chuck Norris vs. Jean Claude Van Dam vs. Steven Seagal

by Goribus » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:40 pm

Like the poll asked who do you think is the worst out of the 3 shittiest "Martial Artists" that net nerds seem to obsess over? My money is on Norris being the worst because he shills Bowflex now. The other 2 suck badly but at least they still make horrible movies.

Goribus

by Thanatos Prime » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:15 pm

At least Chuck and Jean have fighting styles. Snapping people's necks is not an art, it's lame after the first time.

I have more respect for Norris than anyone else, at least he trained and was friends with Bruce Lee.

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Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jean Claude Van Dam vs. Steven Seagal

by snavej » Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:36 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."

They're all quite old now. They'd have to stop for medicine every five minutes.

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