by Professor Smooth » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:38 am
I hate Joe Quesada. I mean that. I don't like this person. He's a tubby little weasel who looks down his nose at comic book readers while deperately trying to attract everybody else. Here's a quick breakdown the many reason I absolutely despite this jackass as an editor, a creator, and a human being.
Mere months after Dreamwave closed, Marvel brought in Pat Lee for several projects. That's the same Pat Lee that screwed our fellow Transformers fans out of thousands of dollars owed to them for work we all enjoyed. I asked Mr. Quesada about this at a convention and he avoided looking at me for the rest of the show. It was rather amusing as I was sitting right in front of him. Every time he'd turn his head to survey the crowd, he'd have to look up or down when he got to me.
Late books. Lateness has NEVER been a problem in Marvel books the way it is now. NEVER. When a book like The Ultimates, a super high profile book, ships an average of 6 months late, there's a talent problem at Marvel. Ultimate Wolverine VS Hulk? I think this book is about two YEARS late at this point. And what does Porky say when fans ask about these delays? He'll respond one of two ways. He'll use some variation of "Well, you know, the writer is a little bit busy with a show called LOST. Maybe you've heard of it." Run that through your bull**** translator and read "His other job's more important than writing comic books. He'll finish it when he finishes it. Wait and like it." Or, he'll bring up that Watchmen and Dark Knight were late too. This, of course, ignores that nothing that Joe Quesada has ever been or will ever be associated with could hold Dark Knight or Watchmen's jocks. When you're big artistic triumphs are Azrael and Ash, maybe you don't want to lump yourself in with Frank Miller and Alan Moore. Just a thought.
The utter contempt he would show for people who bought their comics in, wait for it, comic book form was sickening. After he finished saying how important celebrities can't be rushed and comparing himself the writer of Watchmen, he'd tell fans that the book will read better in the trade because of all the delays. Well that's great, Mr. Quesada, but I don't read trades. I read COMIC BOOKS. I was the guy who would go to a comic book store every wednesday to pick up the titles on my pull list. Yeah, I COULD go to Barnes and Noble.com, pay half of cover price, and have the books shipped directly to my home. I'm sure the guy who operates the local comic book shop in a razor thin profit margin appreciates the EIC telling all of his customers to bypass his shop entirely.
Spider-Man's had a rediculous life, but only since Joe Quesada took over as EIC has has it become ludicrous. Spidey used to live a fairly mundane existance. His life sucks but fate sometimes cuts him some slack or, once in a great while, REALLY screws him. Gwen Stacy comes to mind. Big events were BIG events. Green Goblin's unmasking is STILL a famous event and it was FORTY years ago. Gwen's death, THIRTY years ago. Marriage? TWENTY years ago. But now take a look at Spidey's life since Quesada:
His powers aren't what he thought they were, Aunt May found out his secret, he discovered Gwen gave Norman Osborne a pity tumble, Aunt May's house burned down, he joined the Avengers, he DIED, he came back, he got new powers, he changed his costume, he got unmasked, and now it looks like they're going to retcon Spidey in such a way that nearly 40 years of his history simply don't make sense. Considering that these Spidey stories usually pick up at the very end of the previous one, Spider-Man has had the single worst MONTH AND A HALF of any fictional character in history.
Remember when you could buy a Marvel comic book and get a story? Not 1/6th of a story? Remember when six part stories were so huge they had to be released bi-weekly or as crossovers with the other Spidey books? You can blame Quesada for that one. It worked so well with Ultimate Spider-Man, surely it will work for every title and every character!
In short, he's a prat.