The Energon Pub

Has anyone else noticed this:

Stranglehold:


Burt:

QUICK!!

photoshop stranglehold into the bandits car and hat!!!

Hey Miltown. Yeah right on. Now all it needs is a cowboy hat, a pack of smokes and a Trans Am

DISCHARGE wrote:Hey Miltown. Yeah right on. Now all it needs is a cowboy hat, a pack of smokes and a Trans Am

lol i think you posted that about 5 secs afte id posted about it!!

I don't think Burt is quite as buff, though.

Must have!! I wasn't gonna post, I figured someone else would say the same thing. Then I saw he was from Milly and I'm about 35 minutes south.

HA! I didn't even remember tha tmy avatar is Stranglehold. Hi-larious!

physucks wrote:HA! I didn't even remember tha tmy avatar is Stranglehold. Hi-larious!

really i thought it was burt??? lol

heheheh. thats funny

Robots with mustaches. I miss the old days.

I thought it was Ron Jeremy.

GetterDragun wrote:I thought it was Ron Jeremy.

maybe stranglehold is the offspring from ron and burt....

"ahhh hes got his mothers moustache"

DARKAGEIS wrote:

GetterDragun wrote:I thought it was Ron Jeremy.

maybe stranglehold is the offspring from ron and burt....

"ahhh hes got his mothers moustache"

holy crap you guys are right.

maybe ron and burt feeling nothing but shame and loathing for what they had spawned blasted little stranglehold into space, where he landed on cybertron and taken in by stranglehold, stranglehold then thought , hey id look bad ass if i had a shell that looked like this kid, so he merged with him, the kid became his shell and took on strangleholds name, as oppossed to "aww god he's an abominaton!" , the only thing close to a name he ever had as that was all his parents would say to him.


on a side note stranglehold let a certain combiner group have that name for their merged form, they shortened it of course, try to work out who it is, i think you'll be pleasently surprised.

DARKAGEIS wrote:maybe ron and burt feeling nothing but shame and loathing for what they had spawned blasted little stranglehold into space, where he landed on cybertron and taken in by stranglehold, stranglehold then thought , hey id look bad ass if i had a shell that looked like this kid, so he merged with him, the kid became his shell and took on strangleholds name, as oppossed to "aww god he's an abominaton!" , the only thing close to a name he ever had as that was all his parents would say to him.

Wow, you took that too far...

hmmmm no you mention it.....

DARKAGEIS wrote:maybe ron and burt feeling nothing but shame and loathing for what they had spawned blasted little stranglehold into space, where he landed on cybertron and taken in by stranglehold, stranglehold then thought , hey id look bad ass if i had a shell that looked like this kid, so he merged with him, the kid became his shell and took on strangleholds name, as oppossed to "aww god he's an abominaton!" , the only thing close to a name he ever had as that was all his parents would say to him.


on a side note stranglehold let a certain combiner group have that name for their merged form, they shortened it of course, try to work out who it is, i think you'll be pleasently surprised.

What a sad sad tale. Give it a happy ending where his parents accept him, some singing and a comic relief sidekick and maybe disney will make a movie out of it.

Unchrasimatic wrote:

DARKAGEIS wrote:maybe ron and burt feeling nothing but shame and loathing for what they had spawned blasted little stranglehold into space, where he landed on cybertron and taken in by stranglehold, stranglehold then thought , hey id look bad ass if i had a shell that looked like this kid, so he merged with him, the kid became his shell and took on strangleholds name, as oppossed to "aww god he's an abominaton!" , the only thing close to a name he ever had as that was all his parents would say to him.


on a side note stranglehold let a certain combiner group have that name for their merged form, they shortened it of course, try to work out who it is, i think you'll be pleasently surprised.

What a sad sad tale. Give it a happy ending where his parents accept him, some singing and a comic relief sidekick and maybe disney will make a movie out of it.

"the disney classic.....

STRANGLEHOLD!

abandonded as a baby, watch stranglehold accept his destiny and in time.... his parents

coming november 2009"

im thinking though, comedy sidekick.... bludgeon?????? voiced by i dunno.... chris rock.

heartfelt song..... maybe some sort of power ballard..... but about moustaches.

DARKAGEIS wrote:

Unchrasimatic wrote:

DARKAGEIS wrote:maybe ron and burt feeling nothing but shame and loathing for what they had spawned blasted little stranglehold into space, where he landed on cybertron and taken in by stranglehold, stranglehold then thought , hey id look bad ass if i had a shell that looked like this kid, so he merged with him, the kid became his shell and took on strangleholds name, as oppossed to "aww god he's an abominaton!" , the only thing close to a name he ever had as that was all his parents would say to him.


on a side note stranglehold let a certain combiner group have that name for their merged form, they shortened it of course, try to work out who it is, i think you'll be pleasently surprised.

What a sad sad tale. Give it a happy ending where his parents accept him, some singing and a comic relief sidekick and maybe disney will make a movie out of it.

"the disney classic.....

STRANGLEHOLD!

abandonded as a baby, watch stranglehold accept his destiny and in time.... his parents

coming november 2009"

im thinking though, comedy sidekick.... bludgeon?????? voiced by i dunno.... chris rock.

heartfelt song..... maybe some sort of power ballard..... but about moustaches.

Now we're talkin! Any song about moustaches is a good song. I'm not so sure about the Chris Rock/Bludgeon thing. I think it would be funnier in a female voice, like say, the chick that does Sandy's voice from Spongebob.