The Energon Pub

by **Wingz** » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:31 pm

This is a message to all lost Autobots and Maximals!

I've started a tag, a beacon to those seeking solidarity and unity! Sense of community or otherwise, we're in this war together! Who will stand with me against the tyranny of the [RDD]?! The Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive [LMAO] welcomes all who will stand and fight!

I'm posting this here to let the Con community know I'm plotting against them :twisted:

Alone, if I must.

by **sprockitz** » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:49 pm

I'm a Maximal at heart!! Count me in!

by **Wingz** » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:52 pm

sprockitz wrote:I'm a Maximal at heart!! Count me in!

I'll add this now: Decepticons and Predacons feeling displaced are also welcome! :twisted:

Help us fight the RDD that reside within the Autobot/Maximal faction!

Like Optimus_Prime007 on Facebook · by **Optimus_Prime007** » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:01 pm

Let's get it!

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:30 pm

Wingz wrote:
sprockitz wrote:I'm a Maximal at heart!! Count me in!

I'll add this now: Decepticons and Predacons feeling displaced are also welcome! Help us fight the RDD that reside within the Autobot/Maximal faction!

This is how the Kremzeek weapon could be integral to your task.

Too bad that bit of code didn't get released along with the missions.

by **Phasewing** » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:16 pm

by **Overwatch** » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:57 pm

Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive? More like the Linked Autobot Maximal Expedition

by **Wingz** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:37 am

DISCHARGE wrote:
Wingz wrote:
sprockitz wrote:I'm a Maximal at heart!! Count me in!

I'll add this now: Decepticons and Predacons feeling displaced are also welcome! Help us fight the RDD that reside within the Autobot/Maximal faction!

This is how the Kremzeek weapon could be integral to your task.
Too bad that bit of code didn't get released along with the missions.

I’ve heard stories of the sweet, sweet chaos they caused XD Would have loved to see them in action!

Phasewing wrote:

Overwatch wrote:Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive? More like the Linked Autobot Maximal Expedition

“Expedition”? Really...? I get you like to grief, and that’s ok, but come on man. If you’re going to go that extra mile, at least make the joke relevant to HMW >:oP

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:09 am

Wingz wrote:
Overwatch wrote:Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive? More like the Linked Autobot Maximal Expedition

“Expedition”? Really...? I get you like to grief, and that’s ok, but come on man. If you’re going to go that extra mile, at least make the joke relevant to HMW

The Axalon was an exploration vessel.

You know The Axalon yeah? It was a Maximal ship.

It explored.

It went on expeditions.

Not being HMW relevant is redundant considering it's very much Maximal related.

Maybe you should work on your come backs, just like you need to work on your ability to survive. >:oP

by **Wingz** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:18 am

If it’s not my ability to survive long enough to run away, then you’re trying to get me for actually getting stasis locked :roll:

Just no pleasing some people.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:39 am

blah waffle excuse excuse blah blah blah.
You're right, we knew this was coming.

Like steve2275 on Facebook · by **steve2275** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:41 am

i'm coming

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:52 am

steve2275 wrote:i'm coming

Nylons on or off?

Like steve2275 on Facebook · by **steve2275** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:57 am

Burn wrote:
steve2275 wrote:i'm coming

Nylons on or off?

just standard socks on

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 6:08 am

Well that's just boring.

Like steve2275 on Facebook · by **steve2275** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 6:44 am

Burn wrote:Well that's just boring.

thats life i lead :BANG_HEAD:

from too much staring into a monitor

by **Bun-Bun** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:32 am

Steve's boring sexual fantasies aside...

A true rival faction my dear Wingz :-?

Ambitious I suppose.
I guess it was only a matter of time. The RDD has gotten fat & lazy in that we no longer have to try very hard to maintain our stranglehold on the game so it stands to reason you MaxiBots would try to overthrow us.

The real question is: Can your side manage the coordination required to be a true threat to RDD domination even in our current condition?

:twisted:

*gauntlet dropped* :twisted:

Come at us Bros
:bigmichaelbay:

by **Overwatch** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:02 am

Wingz wrote:
Overwatch wrote:Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive? More like the Linked Autobot Maximal Expedition

“Expedition”? Really...? I get you like to grief, and that’s ok, but come on man. If you’re going to go that extra mile, at least make the joke relevant to HMW

Ever hear of an expeditionary force?

by **Skoll** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:38 am

LMAO

by **Bun-Bun** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:59 am

Overwatch wrote:Ever hear of an expeditionary force?

Wikipedia wrote:Expeditionary Force is a generic name sometimes applied to a military force dispatched to fight in a foreign country. Notable early adaptations include World War I and World War II elements deployed in abundance to support global combat operations.

I guess its common knowledge for war nerds.
I may have heard the term in passing but honestly I wouldn't have been able to give you a definition without looking it up.

Like Optimus_Prime007 on Facebook · by **Optimus_Prime007** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:06 am

I am an "au natural" man myself, the heat is a killer in Florida. Better to be comfortable.

Wingz, Steve, and myself have already been bringing it. Would be nice to have the lurkers jump on board.

by **Wingz** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:48 am

Bun-Bun wrote:
Overwatch wrote:Ever hear of an expeditionary force?

Wikipedia wrote:Expeditionary Force is a generic name sometimes applied to a military force dispatched to fight in a foreign country. Notable early adaptations include World War I and World War II elements deployed in abundance to support global combat operations.

I guess its common knowledge for war nerds.
I may have heard the term in passing but honestly I wouldn't have been able to give you a definition without looking it up.

This.

Going to clear something up here. When I think of HMW, I don’t think of expeditions. I think of war over a single territory. The mission texts don’t always specify and aren’t always clear on details, so a LOT of this game is up for interpretation and imagination.

Quite frankly, there is a fine line between smack talking people and talking down to people, and I’m feeling a lot of the latter here. Maybe it’s life’s shitstorm I woke up to this morning that turned my life on it’s head, or maybe you’re just in a saucy mood. Regardless of the reason, this game and community are my outlet from said shitstorm, and this thread was meant to have some fun, give the RDD a rival, and help the community. If you’re just going to treat me like a running gag, I can stop and you can go back to complaining about the lack of opposition. It doesn’t matter to me right now which.

News Credits: 2 · by **-Soundwave-** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:55 am

I'm game. Bring it on woot!

by **sprockitz** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:29 pm

Someone thinks the RDD has a stranglehold on this game. Now I am truly LMAO.

The Cons dominate, the RDD just talks.

by **Bun-Bun** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:05 pm

I'd try to organize a strike by the RDD to show what a difference we make but really we are the 99% (hmm catchy, why isn't anyone else using that slogan) so who'd be left to notice? You, Burn, Steve, Some non-posting newbs, and the handful of remaining Autobot posters (maybe)