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Postby G1 Blaster » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:30 am

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Dude.... she spelled 'skull' wrong.
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Postby Skowl » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:38 am

This reviewer is smarter than you give him/her credit for.

He's being sarcastic, his little jab at "Starscream being a monkey" is too clever for someone who everyone thinks is dumb. He's just acting like an idiot to get his point across.

I guess the whole thing is a subtle jab at the whinning fandom and the subjectively bad Movie designs.
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Postby Predaprince » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:14 am

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Skowl wrote:This reviewer is smarter than you give him/her credit for.

He's being sarcastic, his little jab at "Starscream being a monkey" is too clever for someone who everyone thinks is dumb. He's just acting like an idiot to get his point across.

I guess the whole thing is a subtle jab at the whinning fandom and the subjectively bad Movie designs.


I'm sorry. I guess I forgot that the best way to effectively get your point across to other people is by acting like an idiot.
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Postby Riotflea » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:30 am

Buttz wrote:Haha no, that guy's not for real. It's just some dude doing a random bit of INTARNETZ KOMEDY. It's not intended to be serious, and it's pretty funny once you realize that.


It's funny, but depressing too, observing some think it's real.
>__<

I'm sorry. I guess I forgot that the best way to effectively get your point across to other people is by acting like an idiot.

Sometimes, it's the BEST way.

See, you can tell someone something about something a million times over.
But doing something to make them stop and think WHY you're doing it? ...They wind up coming to the conclusions themselves... THEN they get what you wanted to convey.

I'm going to go transform Megatron now. And by Megatron, I mean wrap a sheet of aluminum foil around this chicken I can't finish.
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Postby G1 Blaster » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:58 am

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Riotflea wrote:I'm going to go transform Megatron now. And by Megatron, I mean wrap a sheet of aluminum foil around this chicken I can't finish.


Did you make the transforming noise with your mouth while you did it?
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Postby Riotflea » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:31 pm

G1Blaster wrote:
Riotflea wrote:I'm going to go transform Megatron now. And by Megatron, I mean wrap a sheet of aluminum foil around this chicken I can't finish.


Did you make the transforming noise with your mouth while you did it?




No actually. The sound is the sound of tinfoil crinkling.
You see, I know what REAL robots sound like.
I'm RIOTFLEA.

Hee-ha-hou-hu-hur.

Whoops.
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Postby decepticonjon » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:49 pm

Riotflea wrote:
G1Blaster wrote:
Riotflea wrote:I'm going to go transform Megatron now. And by Megatron, I mean wrap a sheet of aluminum foil around this chicken I can't finish.


Did you make the transforming noise with your mouth while you did it?




No actually. The sound is the sound of tinfoil crinkling.
You see, I know what REAL robots sound like.
I'm RIOTFLEA.

Hee-ha-hou-hu-hur.

Whoops.


never a good day goes by when you don't write something so stupendiously awesome i don't almost soil myself. thank you mr. flea
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Postby Spoon » Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:16 pm

MUNKEY NOT TRUCK!
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