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News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:45 am

Samsonator wrote:
RhA wrote:
duragrip wrote:Why is Batman called a Mary Sue?

What is a Mary Sue.

It's when you ask a 'lady of the night' to chase you with a peeled banana, while your pants are on your knees.

I was wondering what that was, I couldn't remember the term and so I was unable to ask for it during my last "encounter"

It never hurts to help.

by **duragrip** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:22 am

Do you think I have the brain to be Batman?

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:03 am

duragrip wrote:Do you think I have the brain to be Batman?

Go right ahead. Just please film it so we can see it later.

by **duragrip** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:41 pm

I've never watched Public Enemies or Apocalypse. Are they any good?

How was the Halle Berry Catwoman?

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:39 pm

duragrip wrote:How was the Halle Berry Catwoman?

It was amazing, best of the DC films.

by **duragrip** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:54 pm

I can't think of anything to write.

I'd rather take other people's work and fix it.

Setting - Oceanliner
Scene - Lady dressed in black looking out at the sea. Man walks up to her and starts trying to talk to her.

Man: "Excuse me. Do you want to be alone?"

Andrea Beaumont: "I am alone."

A voice comes out of nowhere:

Bruce Wayne: "No, she's not. She's with me."

Man walks away embarrassed. Miss Beaumont turns to Bruce in excitement:

Andrea: "Bruce!"

They kiss very passionately. Kenny G saxophone continues to play in the background.

Camera pans outs:

"And they lived happily ever after..........."

The End

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:19 pm

Never thought I'd say this...

Still not as good as Twilight or Fifty Shades of Grey.

by **duragrip** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:41 pm

I wouldn't mind Adora going with Batman in DC vs. MOTU. They would make good match.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:03 pm

Adora wouldn't be Batman's type, Batman only likes young boys with good strong legs. Even Adam would be too old for him.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:59 pm

duragrip wrote:I can't think of anything to write.

I'd rather take other people's work and fix it.

Setting - Oceanliner
Scene - Lady dressed in black looking out at the sea. Man walks up to her and starts trying to talk to her.

Man: "Excuse me. Do you want to be alone?"

Andrea Beaumont: "I am alone."

A voice comes out of nowhere:

Bruce Wayne: "No, she's not. She's with me."

Man walks away embarrassed. Miss Beaumont turns to Bruce in excitement:

Andrea: "Bruce!"

They kiss very passionately. Kenny G saxophone continues to play in the background.

Camera pans outs:

"And they lived happily ever after..........."

The End

How will you review it if you don't like to read?

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:01 pm

fenrir72 wrote:How will you review it if you don't like to read?

Shhhhh, don't read into it, or bother reading it in the first place.

by **duragrip** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:45 am

But they look so sexy together:

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:20 am

I like my batman to smile more.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:31 am

Best Batman ever.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:46 am

I just put new speakers in the batmobile. I call them my dogs, listen to them bark.

by **duragrip** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:30 am

Why did some people start disliking her?

How did she get haters?

She's dish.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:40 am

Ironhidensh wrote:I just put new speakers in the batmobile. I call them my dogs, listen to them bark.

DARKNESS

NO PARENTS

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:51 am

Va'al wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:I just put new speakers in the batmobile. I call them my dogs, listen to them bark.

DARKNESS

NO PARENTS

I want to like this post. I can't, because there is no like button.

BURN!!!!!!!!!! Go make a like button for Va'als posts. Do it now, and I'll give you a cookie.