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So I got punched in the gut by a Mac user the other day. He told me to stop making fun of Macs. This proved an invaluable point to me:

Mac users are smug little bastards who will use physical violence to get a point across.

Was his attack in vain?

Shadowman wrote:So I got punched in the gut by a Mac user the other day. He told me to stop making fun of Macs. This proved an invaluable point to me:

Mac users are smug little bastards who will use physical violence to get a point across.

Was his attack in vain?

don't let it get to you.

Just remember "All Mac users go to hell"

The Happy Locust wrote:

Shadowman wrote:So I got punched in the gut by a Mac user the other day. He told me to stop making fun of Macs. This proved an invaluable point to me:

Mac users are smug little bastards who will use physical violence to get a point across.

Was his attack in vain?

don't let it get to you.

Just remember "All Mac users go to hell"

I forgot about that one. I'll be sure to tell him about that next time I see him.

Shadowman wrote:

The Happy Locust wrote:

Shadowman wrote:So I got punched in the gut by a Mac user the other day. He told me to stop making fun of Macs. This proved an invaluable point to me:

Mac users are smug little bastards who will use physical violence to get a point across.

Was his attack in vain?

don't let it get to you.

Just remember "All Mac users go to hell"

I forgot about that one. I'll be sure to tell him about that next time I see him.

you never told me about this... what did he/she look like. maybe I know who he/she is!

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

The Happy Locust wrote:

Shadowman wrote:So I got punched in the gut by a Mac user the other day. He told me to stop making fun of Macs. This proved an invaluable point to me:

Mac users are smug little bastards who will use physical violence to get a point across.

Was his attack in vain?

don't let it get to you.

Just remember "All Mac users go to hell"

I forgot about that one. I'll be sure to tell him about that next time I see him.

you never told me about this... what did he/she look like. maybe I know who he/she is!

Mike Donovan. Perhaps you know him.

Shadowman wrote:

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

The Happy Locust wrote:

Shadowman wrote:So I got punched in the gut by a Mac user the other day. He told me to stop making fun of Macs. This proved an invaluable point to me:

Mac users are smug little bastards who will use physical violence to get a point across.

Was his attack in vain?

don't let it get to you.

Just remember "All Mac users go to hell"

I forgot about that one. I'll be sure to tell him about that next time I see him.

you never told me about this... what did he/she look like. maybe I know who he/she is!

Mike Donovan. Perhaps you know him.

Which one? The big one, or the one that does stupid stuff for attention?

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

The Happy Locust wrote:

Shadowman wrote:So I got punched in the gut by a Mac user the other day. He told me to stop making fun of Macs. This proved an invaluable point to me:

Mac users are smug little bastards who will use physical violence to get a point across.

Was his attack in vain?

don't let it get to you.

Just remember "All Mac users go to hell"

I forgot about that one. I'll be sure to tell him about that next time I see him.

you never told me about this... what did he/she look like. maybe I know who he/she is!

Mike Donovan. Perhaps you know him.

Which one? The big one, or the one that does stupid stuff for attention?

I'm talking about the big one. The stupid one is Donovan Meersma, who, for those of you who didn't know, is the "Star" of the Ball-Punch Dude video me and Tweez released a while ago.

Shadowman wrote:

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

The Happy Locust wrote:

Shadowman wrote:So I got punched in the gut by a Mac user the other day. He told me to stop making fun of Macs. This proved an invaluable point to me:

Mac users are smug little bastards who will use physical violence to get a point across.

Was his attack in vain?

don't let it get to you.

Just remember "All Mac users go to hell"

I forgot about that one. I'll be sure to tell him about that next time I see him.

you never told me about this... what did he/she look like. maybe I know who he/she is!

Mike Donovan. Perhaps you know him.

Which one? The big one, or the one that does stupid stuff for attention?

I'm talking about the big one. The stupid one is Donovan Meersma, who, for those of you who didn't know, is the "Star" of the Ball-Punch Dude video me and Tweez released a while ago.

I gotcha! I'll talk to him about that!

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:I gotcha! I'll talk to him about that!

Mom? Why did you hijack Tweezrrr's account? I don't think he'd like that.

hey guys....new to the "ask" threads....they were always too long before.....sooo, without further ado:

-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were taking speed?

-Have any of you played Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion?

-if yes to last one, was anyone else disturbed when the one lady (can't remember where, perhaps in Skingrad) asks you about the local penalities for necrophilia?

-How do any of you feel about children in general? Having them, being around them....that sorta thing.

-I know I have a habit of using alot of '......' in my posts. Does it bother anybody, if you've ever noticed it in the first place.

-Why do hotdogs come in packs of ten & hotdog buns come in packs of 8?

-From what I put in my location, can anybody tell where I'm really from?

-Which Cobra Commander design do you like the best: full helmet, mask, post-movie helmet, or sigma 6 mask/helmet hybrid?

Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:hey guys....new to the "ask" threads....they were always too long before.....sooo, without further ado:

-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were taking speed?

-Have any of you played Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion?

-if yes to last one, was anyone else disturbed when the one lady (can't remember where, perhaps in Skingrad) asks you about the local penalities for necrophilia?

-How do any of you feel about children in general? Having them, being around them....that sorta thing.

-I know I have a habit of using alot of '......' in my posts. Does it bother anybody, if you've ever noticed it in the first place.

-Why do hotdogs come in packs of ten & hotdog buns come in packs of 8?

-From what I put in my location, can anybody tell where I'm really from?

-Which Cobra Commander design do you like the best: full helmet, mask, post-movie helmet, or sigma 6 mask/helmet hybrid?

-∞

-No, I've been turned off to Elder Scrolls since I couldn't figure out Morrowind.

-I am now.

-Some I like. Others, not so much.

-I never noticed it.

-We normally buy hotdogs in packs of 24.

-Nope.

-Sigma Six, definitely.

Nemesis Cyberplex-
1. we banned the woodchuck questions 3 years ago. attempt at your own risk
2. sorry, not into MMORPGs
3. n/a
4. They're cute when they're not yours.
5. as long as there's more to it.
6. simple, you have to buy in bulk to even out.
7. I'm working the cipher right now.
8. tough call. I liked the glass helmet.

- How did I reach the stage of "evolution" or "De-Evolution" where when I ask you guys the opinion on an animation I really don't care what you guys think?
-Can anyone explain to me my hate of Sean Penn?
-Why is it I can't get myself to buy new video games but I can blow money like crazy on Comics I read one time and other stuff that just gets put on Display?
-How is always get message on my phone after an event has happened? (Example: Party Last night that I didn't get the message about until this morning. Grrr)

Rodimus Lantern wrote:- How did I reach the stage of "evolution" or "De-Evolution" where when I ask you guys the opinion on an animation I really don't care what you guys think?
-Can anyone explain to me my hate of Sean Penn?
-Why is it I can't get myself to buy new video games but I can blow money like crazy on Comics I read one time and other stuff that just gets put on Display?
-How is always get message on my phone after an event has happened? (Example: Party Last night that I didn't get the message about until this morning. Grrr)

rodimus lantern-
1. constant disapproval leading to desensitization.
2. it just comes naturally.
3. your priorities are misplaced. GAMES ARE EVERYTHING!
4. the whim of fate. not to mention karmic retribution.

One more quick question for now: what is the button in the middle on the top of the Wii's classic controller for?

The Happy Locust wrote:Nemesis Cyberplex-
2. sorry, not into MMORPGs

Oblivion isn't an MMO.

Rodimus Lantern wrote:- How did I reach the stage of "evolution" or "De-Evolution" where when I ask you guys the opinion on an animation I really don't care what you guys think?
-Can anyone explain to me my hate of Sean Penn?
-Why is it I can't get myself to buy new video games but I can blow money like crazy on Comics I read one time and other stuff that just gets put on Display?
-How is always get message on my phone after an event has happened? (Example: Party Last night that I didn't get the message about until this morning. Grrr)

-We've told you that you suck so many times that you're used to it by now.
-It's just too bad that Chris Penn will always be known as "Sean Penn's Brother," (which was how I first heard of him)
-Video games are Meaning AND Purpose!
-Murphy's Law. Duh!

Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:One more quick question for now: what is the button in the middle on the top of the Wii's classic controller for?

Magic, my friend. Magic!

I wouldn't know, as I don't own a Wii!

-Nemesis Cyberplex-
1: George Washington
2: No... but I want to!
3: Necrophelia? Sounds disturbing enough
4: They can get pretty annoying sometimes!
5: YES... THE "'" GIVES ME THE URGE TO KILL... MUST KILL AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!
6: As far as I can tell every pack of hot dogs that comes into my posession is an 8-pack. so I have no idea!
7: Maybe, Maybe-not!
8: I'm gonna say the blue one, cause I really don't know what any of them are. the only thing I know about cobra is "COBRAAAAAAAA"

-Shadowman-
-HAR-DEE-HAR-HARR!

-Rodimus-
1: you smoked too much marijuana with George bush
2: well let me put it this way..."IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE? IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE? IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE?
3: You have what I like to call "Mylar Mania Syndrome" or "MMS". Symptoms include:
-an un-controllable desire to purchase comic books, memorabilla, and other such products
-Constant breakouts of acne, usually in the facial or genital area
-and an uncanny amount of sinus pressure, usually leading to extensive nasal blockage.
-and a sudden desire to wear bow ties with polka-dots.

4: It's because you ignore those really annoying chain e-mails that appear every so-often in your inbox!

-Does anyone else hear want a Wii?
-Doesn't exercise while playing video games create some kind of Paradox?
-How many of you knew that George Lucas actually died from Prostate Cancer in Died in 1989 right after Temple of Doom?
-Who is better? Stephen Colbert or Esteban Colberto

Rodimus Lantern wrote:-Does anyone else hear want a Wii?
-Doesn't exercise while playing video games create some kind of Paradox?
-How many of you knew that George Lucas actually died from Prostate Cancer in Died in 1989 right after Temple of Doom?
-Who is better? Stephen Colbert or Esteban Colberto

-YES.

-Hey, I'm fourty pounds overweight. I could stand to lose a few pounds.

-By GOD.

-I don't know, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T NOW!!!

-Rodicus
1: I so desperately want one... in a heterosexual way that is!
2: Why do you think the Wii sells so well?
3: YOU'RE LYING!!! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! *goes and cries in parent's basement*
4: Stephen Colbert of course!

Nemesis Cyberplex
-However much it takes to build a wooden nuke.
-Nope.
-They taste great stir fried.
-It bothers everybody. Posting it meant to say something even if what you post means nothing at all.
-to make you by more hot dogs... or buns...
-not good with longitude or latitude.
- faceplate helmet

Roddy
-Not really.
-time paradox. I can't waste time and exercise...
-I thought he died from opening the arc of the covenant.
-John stewart

Nemesis Cyberplex-
1. Nice twist on a classic, I like you already. Anyway, about a sh*tload.
2. Played it to the point in which there is NOTHING LEFT TO DO except download stuff, and I can't do that. On the other hand, I probably have discovered everything and traveled on every piece of land.
3. I love questions like that. Spices up the game.
4. The game needs children.
5. Nope.
6. If you buy 5 packs of buns and 4 packs of hot dogs, it evens out.
7. Maybe, maybe not.
8. Who?

Rodimus Lantern-
1. I don't really care what you say. So we're all good.
2. Don't be a hater.
3. Well, individually, they're cheaper than a video game. Looks like you think you're spending less.
4. Karma.

Rodimus Lantern-
1. Hell yeah.
2. It's good for you.
3. Isn't George LucasTron such a good replica?
4. Colbert, because in Colberto, you'd have to pronounce the "T".

Anyone alse gonna answer the Wii controller question?


To help with the Cobra Commander question:

faceplate


mask


post-movie


Sigma 6


& a couple more to add:

If you had 3 wishes..........could I have them?
No really, what would you wish for?

Also, why are there never enough batteries?

Thanks... now I can answer your questions.
so...
-Nemesis Cyberplex-
1:I'd go with the faceplate!
2:I have no idea what the magic mystery meat button is for. but I bet it does something cool!