The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:35 am

The Grim Locust wrote:Question:

I just spent the weekend in Las Vegas attending the DEFCON conference. Anyone jealous?

So you wanna be hackers? Code crackers, slackers?
Wasting time with all the chatroom yackers?
Nine to five chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

That's Weird Al.

by **Halo** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:39 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:Question:

I just spent the weekend in Las Vegas attending the DEFCON conference. Anyone jealous?

Thanks for cutting down my self esteem.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:42 pm

Locust
way too far away to effect my esteem.

by **Tweezy** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:32 pm

Halo:
-I leave in two weeks!

Locust:
-I'm not but Robert Norwood might!

Question:
-I lost my internet in a fire! how badly does that suck?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:40 pm

Tweezy
my internet survives all my fires.

by **Halo** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:12 pm

Tweezy-
My internet is fireproof.

by **Tweezy** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:59 pm

okay... Me and shadowman have just watched 300 for the first time! and a surprising twist of events happened in that after watching the movie.... I discovered that my chin hairs grew from mere nothingness to a substantial length during the course of the movie!

here are some pictures...

BEFORE

AFTER

by **Halo** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:53 am

Tweezy-
Are you sure that's all that changed?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:03 am

by **Tweezy** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:53 am

Halo:
-Yes

by **Tweezy** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:09 pm

this is a bump!

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:23 pm

Tweezy wrote:this is a bump!

And this is a boil. And this is a pimple And this... I'm not quite sure what this is. Should I get it checked?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:30 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:this is a bump!

And this is a boil. And this is a pimple And this... I'm not quite sure what this is. Should I get it checked?

I would. Could be Skin Cancer. It could be chocolate syrup, though, so leave your dignity at home.

That reminds me:

How funny is it that a friend of mine once handed me and garbage bag, and said "Here, you can put your dignity in this!"

by **Halo** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:43 pm

Shadowman wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:this is a bump!

And this is a boil. And this is a pimple And this... I'm not quite sure what this is. Should I get it checked?

I would. Could be Skin Cancer. It could be chocolate syrup, though, so leave your dignity at home.

That reminds me:

How funny is it that a friend of mine once handed me and garbage bag, and said "Here, you can put your dignity in this!"

He deserves a cookie.

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:57 pm

Halo wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:this is a bump!

And this is a boil. And this is a pimple And this... I'm not quite sure what this is. Should I get it checked?

I would. Could be Skin Cancer. It could be chocolate syrup, though, so leave your dignity at home.

That reminds me:

How funny is it that a friend of mine once handed me and garbage bag, and said "Here, you can put your dignity in this!"

He deserves a cookie.

Personally, that should be required at any job interview. Easy way to test if your new applicant has a sense of humor.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:53 am

The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:this is a bump!

And this is a boil. And this is a pimple And this... I'm not quite sure what this is. Should I get it checked?

I would. Could be Skin Cancer. It could be chocolate syrup, though, so leave your dignity at home.

That reminds me:

How funny is it that a friend of mine once handed me and garbage bag, and said "Here, you can put your dignity in this!"

He deserves a cookie.

Personally, that should be required at any job interview. Easy way to test if your new applicant has a sense of humor.

*nervous laugh* yeah sir... that's funny sir... :lol:

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:30 pm

Question:
During my time of ill health, am I wrong in fearing that every blob of phlegm that I excrete from my lungs and dispose of will somehow coalesce into a sentient bacterial mass which will someday threaten the human race?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:58 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:Question:
During my time of ill health, am I wrong in fearing that every blob of phlegm that I excrete from my lungs and dispose of will somehow coalesce into a sentient bacterial mass which will someday threaten the human race?

I wrote a story about that in Fourth Grade.

It had like five eyes. Was about eight feet tall. Green, slimy. Liked coffee, oddly enough.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:07 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:Question:
During my time of ill health, am I wrong in fearing that every blob of phlegm that I excrete from my lungs and dispose of will somehow coalesce into a sentient bacterial mass which will someday threaten the human race?

we all feared that at one time. But in truth phlegm monsters are actually easily defeated by heat lamps and hot days.

by **Tweezy** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:05 pm

don't forget about blenders!
*mucous monster falls in blender* "IT'S SMOOTHIE TIME MUTHA' F*****"

by **Halo** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:05 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:Question:
During my time of ill health, am I wrong in fearing that every blob of phlegm that I excrete from my lungs and dispose of will somehow coalesce into a sentient bacterial mass which will someday threaten the human race?

It's the medicine talking, dear.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:12 am

Question:
Do you have any "pet names" for your pets?
Example: I affectionately call my 3 pure-bred chihuahuas "mutts". :mrgreen:

"C'mere mutts. Hi Mutts. Outside, Mutts!"

by **Tweezy** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:24 am

we call my yorkie rat-dog or little piggie!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:21 am

Locust
our basset hound-german shepard mix as so many... Planimal, sawed-off skip, lump, lumpy, dummy, stinky, monster, bucket mouth, stupid, seal dog... the list goes on.

by **Halo** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:27 am

The Grim Locust wrote:Question:
Do you have any "pet names" for your pets?
Example: I affectionately call my 3 pure-bred chihuahuas "mutts". "C'mere mutts. Hi Mutts. Outside, Mutts!"

I don't have any pets. But I rename small children.