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by **Robot4762** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:36 pm

How come you Guys didn't think the sari joke was funny?

News Credits: 33 · by **Amelie** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:39 pm

Here, have an example -

Why does Sari make my penis grow? ;;)

Would've been better. The emoticon helps.

BTW -

Why does Sari make my penis grow? ;;)

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:49 pm

SailorCybertron24 wrote:How come you Guys didn't think the sari joke was funny?

Because there was no display of humor. It's kind of like Poe's Law.

Amelie wrote:Here, have an example -

Why does Sari make my penis grow?

Would've been better. The emoticon helps.

BTW -

Why does Sari make my penis grow?

Her AllSpark Key made the servers to a porn site come to life, giving it the life-long mission of distributing dirty pictures to the masses.

News Credits: 33 · by **Amelie** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:02 pm

Is applying for a trainee 'Eavy Metal team member and a position at a Gamesworkshop store 70 miles away clutching at straws, so to speak:?:

What's the deal with only older ladies fancying me? :-?

Why does it make it more embarassing when they try it on?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:39 pm

Amelie wrote:Is applying for a trainee 'Eavy Metal team member and a position at a Gamesworkshop store 70 miles away clutching at straws, so to speak:?:

What's the deal with only older ladies fancying me?
Why does it make it more embarassing when they try it on?

-I had always assumed "grasping at straws" meant you were trying to justify an already flawed argument well after it had been put to rest and proven wrong. So I'll say yes.

-Are they attractive older women? Because that really determines the answer I give. (Madonna, yes, Joan Rivers, no)

-Bow chicka bow wow.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:43 pm

Amelie
We call that the GMILF gene. You have it.

by **Halo** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:52 pm

Amelie wrote:Here, have an example -

Why does Sari make my penis grow?

Would've been better. The emoticon helps.

BTW -

Why does Sari make my penis grow?

I don't get it, personally.

1. Almost. 90 miles would be.
2. I don't know. But a Sugar Momma would be nice to have.
3. What Shadowman said.

News Credits: 33 · by **Amelie** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:18 pm

Shadowman wrote:-Are they attractive older women?

IF THEY WERE, WOULD I BE ON THE NET A 2:00 IN THE MORNING!!! :evil:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:25 pm

Amelie wrote:
Shadowman wrote:-Are they attractive older women?

IF THEY WERE, WOULD I BE ON THE NET A 2:00 IN THE MORNING!!!

It all depends on how much of a geek you are.

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:36 pm

SailorCybertron24 wrote:How come you Guys didn't think the sari joke was funny?

Because Shadowman and I are the only ones on the net who can pull off sarcastic humor without emoticons.

Amelie wrote:Is applying for a trainee 'Eavy Metal team member and a position at a Gamesworkshop store 70 miles away clutching at straws, so to speak:?:

What's the deal with only older ladies fancying me?
Why does it make it more embarassing when they try it on?

GW pissed me off a long time ago. It's been ages since I last stepped into a GW store. Apparently it's against the rules to use Tamiya paint and I was thus disqualified. If you can revolutionize the way they think then I say go for it.

I don't know what to do for you with the old ladies.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:18 am

robofreak wrote:
SailorCybertron24 wrote:How come you Guys didn't think the sari joke was funny?

Because Shadowman and I are the only ones on the net who can pull off sarcastic humor without emoticons.

That was sarcasm? It honestly didn't seem like it, at all. With sarcasm, you're at least making it obvious you don' mean what you're saying, which, without emoticons, still isn't really that hard. For example:

Oh great, a sequel to a game that everyone hated! I'm sure it'll sell like a hot, over fresh turd.

His question seemed too genuine, there was no way to take it as humor or sarcasm.

by **Exdominus** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:18 am

Why am I so mad that locust did not follow the bbuild up I made for his return in the office

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:21 am

How man of you play HMW and what factions did you choose?

I don't have a funny question. :-(

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:29 am

Rex Necros wrote:Why am I so mad that locust did not follow the bbuild up I made for his return in the office

The same reason a child might get mad when another child isn't play pretend right. I wish I had an analogy that sounded less insulting, but I do not.

Original Sin wrote:How man of you play HMW and what factions did you choose?

I don't have a funny question.

I play maybe ever couple months, and I play Autobot.

by **Exdominus** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:10 am

what is smarter a randy the random guy or sc24

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:27 am

Rex Necros wrote:what is smarter a randy the random guy or sc24

I'm gonna say Randy.

QUESTION!:

-Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President from Ninjas?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:56 am

Shadowman
I'M BAD!

Rex
Randy may be over qualified to talk to him.
because you need another less stressful pastime

Original Sin
Autobot, and I send my guys to the arena every time I get online.

by **Halo** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:07 pm

Rex Necros-
Perhaps he's indulging his life outside of this website.

Original Sin-
I play all the time. I'm a Decepticon :twisted:

Rex Necros-
Randy at least possesses living viable brain cells. SC24's brain cells are all neucrotic.

Shadowman-
This current president? The ninjas can have him. Zero factor and all that.

by **Exdominus** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:28 pm

What do you think of the clone war show and movie currently out

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:34 pm

Rex Necros wrote:What do you think of the clone war show and movie currently out

It's not perfect, but it's not bad. I liked seeing yoda in action in the show.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:48 pm

Rex Necros wrote:What do you think of the clone war show and movie currently out

I didn't see the movie, but what I have seen of the show is enjoyable. Although, it's tough seeing Anakin as a hero when you know what he's going to do...

by **Tweezy** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:19 pm

Rex Necros:
-loved the show, didn't see the movie
-Randy, hands down!

Shadowman:
-hell yeah, and afterwards we go for a cheeseburger!

Original Sin:
-Yep I play, chose maximal to mix things up a bit

Amelie:
EDIT: -well met, can't say I've seen you around before, but those are some fan-tastic miniatures! :APPLAUSE: