The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:01 pm

Sonic wrote:Are you all living in the Soviet Russia where is celbrated of the 5 S's?

Stalin, Stalin, Lenin, Stalin, and Stalin.

Lenin has silent s in it.

I celebrate the other 5S's:

Superman, Snake-Eyes, Stephen Colbert, Super Mario, and Spider-Man.

by **Tweezy** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:08 pm

how's these for 5 S's

-Steak
-Star wars
-Soda
-Simpsons
-Sleep

(I would've mentioned sex, but sadly I'm truly not that skilled, as I am still somewhat of a virgin! )

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:26 pm

Did you know Billy Bush from Access Hollywood is the first cousin of George W. Bush?

I'm not kidding.

by **Tweezy** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:46 pm

Shadowman wrote:Did you know Billy Bush from Access Hollywood is the first cousin of George W. Bush?

I'm not kidding.

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THIS...CHANGES....EVERYTHING!!!!

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:51 pm

By order of the 5 S, I'm not allowed to worship in any holidays, including 5 S day. Gee, do you think they thought that one through?

by **Tweezy** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:32 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:By order of the 5 S, I'm not allowed to worship in any holidays, including 5 S day. Gee, do you think they thought that one through?

It sounds like a good idea on paper but just didn't work out in real life!
like communism! or both Blair Witch movies!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:01 pm

Roddy
-Why not? I call the ability to sit endlessly for hours a super power.

Shadow man
He must be beaten in the street with hoses.

Sonic
Stalin stalin he's our man...

I want an island nation of my own.

by **UFO** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:16 pm

One of the greatest things evah?

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:34 pm

yeah... um, pass.

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:35 am

-If you could play any historical figure in a game of ping pong who would you play?
-After seeing 300 I have decided to name my first born son Leonidas. Will he be made fun of?
-Will the kids stop making fun of him after they are impaled on spears?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:07 am

roddy
-Jesus. I want to pwn him in front of the christians.
-All children are made fun of. Nothing stops that.
-only if they respect him a little.

by **Nemesis Cyberplex** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:09 am

How do you get kids that are too young to understand the concept of daylight savings time to go to sleep an hour earlier than what they're used to without constantly getting back up to continue playing?

& What is your Family Guy joke...provided that you watch it?

by **Tweezy** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:19 am

-Night at the cyberplex:

1: Try waking him up an hour earlier that he's used to, it'll probably reset his body clock. Worked for my little brother when he was but a doddering infant!

2: I like the one where everything gets nuked, and stewie turns into that freaky octopus thing! But i'd have to say my favorite running gag is the one with the chicken getting into fights with peter!

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:30 am

- Why didn't Tweezy(Damn you Halo I can bring myself to type Tweezrr because of you.Hahaha) Not answer my questions?
-Is this a sign of Weakness?

by **Tweezy** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:11 pm

Rodimus # 2

-I must have missed your questions because I had accidentally missed them, forgive me, it was 6:00 in the morning
-No it only appears that way to lure you into a false sense of security!

Rodimus# 1

-I would have to say General MacArthur. He probably has some stories to tell!

-Yes he will be made fun of
-indefinitely

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:29 pm

Cyberplex
give them tylenol PM.
So far: the ring gag. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFhzsU7_5RY

Roddy
- because he's dead in my basement.
-death is weakness.

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:33 pm

Shadowman-
That would suck.

Sonic-
No.

Rodimus Lantern-
1. Alexander Hamilton or Teddy Roosevelt
2. Nope, they'll be others with his name there.
3. Nope.

Nemesis Cyberplex-
I love daylight savings time.

by **UFO** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:02 pm

Isn't the concept of male cheerleaders weird?

by **Tweezy** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:47 pm

Sonic:
-I's more weird than you might think!

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:34 pm

Rodimus Lantern-
1. Einstein. I could inquire on his theories and see if he can define gravity through the motions of the ball.
2. only if there's a gay rockstar by that same name.
3. even then, they'll get that last insult in.

Nemesis Cyberplex
1. if they're too young to understand the concept, then they're either too young to read the clocks and take your word for it or else they can read the clocks and see that it's bed time.
2. Way way way too many to choose.

Rodimus lantern-
1. he's learning the art of evasion. Part of his internet ninja training.
2. only if you noticed.

Sonic-
Not at all. If they're supporting the powderpuff football girls league, they'll be almost guaranteed a date with a firm sports-toned quarterback.

News Credits: 1 · by **Ninja Sixshot** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:18 pm

heres a crazy question. why do you guys suck? jk(you could answer that though)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:32 pm

Ninja Sixshot
because we're human.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:41 am

Sonic:
-Consider it bookmarked. I will show this to everyone I know!

Roddy###:
-Helen Keller. Easy win. (I'm not good at ping pong.)
-If the kids know what's good for them, no.
-Only if they realize that THIS IS SPARTA!

(I really want to see that movie)

Nemesis Cyberplex:
-Give them Mountain Dew. The sugar/caffeine low should knock them out like a light.
-This'll take a minute:

Stewie and Brian are left in charge of Chris and Meg. When Chris is found drinking liquor, and Tom Tucker's kid (The one with the upside down face) is responsible.

Stewie and Brian go to talk it out with Tom, (And Stewie and made Brian promise not to mention Tom's Kid's face) and Brian says "It's just turned his whole world upside down face."

The look on Stewie's face is priceless.

Roddy### 1/2:
-Me and him? We're VERY lazy.
-Don't tell him that. He tends to go for the p[ressure points. That is how he controls me.

Sonic:
-Thank you. I am now going to put a power drill in my head to remove the images of Locust dressed as a cheerleader.

Ninja Sixshot:
-I will eat your face!

QUESTION:

Gather 'round, my children, and I will tell you a tale.

I had this friend (Key word: had) who was annoying, though at the time, I wouldn't notice it. I do now!

He tends to sit with me at lunch, along with a few of my other friends. His name is Douglas. I constantly tell him to go away, but he doesn't on two grounds: 1) He believes the person who DIDN'T find him annoying is "Still in there somewhere" (His words, not mine) and 2) No one else is telling him to leave.

One day (Friday) I got a friend of mine (Kevo) to tell him to leave, but he did not, because two other friends of mine were not there to agree.

My question is this: If I kill him, would any court in the country convict me? I'm not going to, but if it was somehow legal, I'd go for it.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:31 am

Ninja Sixshot wrote:heres a crazy question. why do you guys suck? jk(you could answer that though)

-I believe that you are experiencing some moral trauma young grasshopper, I recommend heavy banging of your head against a durable stone surface until you can see that the stone is far more red than it was before!

and as for why... well I don't!