The Energon Pub

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:45 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:What would you call an economic TF double agent that turns into a Ford Tarus?

Sir James Quincy Huntington III.

I have weird taste in names.

Shadowman isn't that what you were going to name a Cat?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:46 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:What would you call an economic TF double agent that turns into a Ford Tarus?

Sir James Quincy Huntington III.

I have weird taste in names.

Shadowman isn't that what you were going to name a Cat?

No, I think that was Sir Frederick James Worthington III.

I like to mix it up whenever I can.

by **Halo** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:32 pm

How awsome is it that I get out of school tomorrow for aesbestos in my school?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:07 pm

Halo wrote:How awsome is it that I get out of school tomorrow for aesbestos in my school?

That's gotta be an Act of God.

QUESTION:

There's this burger joint near where I live called "Cheeseburger Paradise." I want to have a parody for it, but I've got a few extra names.

Which of these do you like best:

Cheeseburger Elysium (Greek)
Cheeseburger Valhalla (Norse)
Cheeseburger Eden (Old Testament)
Cheeseburger Utopia (Greek)
Cheeseburger Vaikuntha (Hindu, which make it oddly ironic)

AND ANOTHER THING!

Tweez is getting DSL internet. It used to be that the only thing I could hold over his head was MY DSL, as he had the better computer. Now, he has an uber-sexay computer and DSL. Should I kill him and steal his nice shiny things?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:27 pm

Halo
Awesome...

Shadowman
Valhalla. When asked for fries you have to retreive them from the grip of a frost giant.

Only if you don't get caught.

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:48 pm

Halo-
I'd think you'd be disappointed. that means the school will be harder to burn down.

Shadowman-
Nah. Just steal his identity for a few months. his parents will never know.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:54 pm

Why is it that mustard tastes EXACTLY like it smells?

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:07 pm

Shadowman wrote:Why is it that mustard tastes EXACTLY like it smells?

You are so clueless. It smells exactly like it tastes!

by **Nemesis Cyberplex** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:03 pm

Here's a question I have after playing Transformers Tatakai:

If you were to go back in time to stop some some event...a manicial madman taking over the world, for example...& you succeeded, since you're from a future where said event does happen, what would happen to you? Would you:

-go back to your own future as if nothing happened, because all you did was make a split timeline which created a new version of you where said event didn't happen?

-go back to an alternate future where you have no clue what's been going on, but everybody else does?

-go back, but you somehow have the memories from both timelines?

-go back & see another you, creating a paradox that destroys the space-time continum....or you just pass out....

-vanish into nothingness, because your timeline ceases to exist?

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:14 pm

Pneumatic Cyberwrench-
I personally believe in paradox, in which a person changing the past exists OUTSIDE the timeline. However, there will probably be a new version of himself back in his own time who exists separately

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:08 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Why is it that mustard tastes EXACTLY like it smells?

You are so clueless. It smells exactly like it tastes!

You're both wrong. It's an additive so it will taste exactly how it smells.

Nemesis Cyberplex
I'd pull a Church. Make millions of copies of myself due to a time paradox.

by **UFO** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:02 am

Halo, did you ever realize that I totally ripped off your name idea?
Like you have a popular game title name, and so do I.
I just now realized it, man am I slow...

by **Halo** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:55 am

Shadowman-
I like all of them.

Nemesis Cyberplex-
I'd do nothing. Much easier.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:44 am

Nemesis Cyberplex:
-I believe in the causality loop. Going into the past to stop some big event, then unknowingly causing that big event. I think it has to do with predetermined destiny or something like that.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:52 pm

Shadowman wrote:Nemesis Cyberplex:
-I believe in the causality loop. Going into the past to stop some big event, then unknowingly causing that big event. I think it has to do with predetermined destiny or something like that.

I've always found that concept chuckle-worthy. changing the past was destiny. That's contradictory in nearly every possible way.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:49 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Nemesis Cyberplex:
-I believe in the causality loop. Going into the past to stop some big event, then unknowingly causing that big event. I think it has to do with predetermined destiny or something like that.

I've always found that concept chuckle-worthy. changing the past was destiny. That's contradictory in nearly every possible way.

It's good for fiction, I'll give it that. Done right, it could be either very comical, or very dramatic.

by **Tweezy** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:44 am

Halo:
-Asbestos tastes funny! you should have stolen some for to do horrible and evil genetic experiments with

Shadowman:
-How about
-Cheeseburger heaven
-Cheeseburger hell
-Cheeseburger purgatory
-Cheeseburger limbo

Nemesis Cyberplex:
-I would stop watching "Back to the future" and hope that all the nightmares stop. And I would decimate the DeLorean.

I'm sorry I haven't been online recently! This internet thing has been taken longer than I would have liked! But on the brighter side, We have opted to go for DSL in lieu of Dial-Up. All we have to do is call and order the software. I am again posting from school. Provided my mother decides to call AT&T today, I should be back online from home within a week!

Question:
-Should I be ashamed that I got "Home-Rowed" at a LAN party over the weekend?

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:09 am

-What are your top five favorite Video Games?
-What are your top five favorite Movies?
-What are your top five favorite Tv Shows?
-What are your top five favorite Books?
-What are your top five favorite Foods?
-What are your top five favorite Vehicles?
-What are your top five favorite Quotes?
-What are your top five favorite Songs?
-What are your top five favorite Bands?
-What Five methods would you use to kill me after asking these 10 questions which illicite 50 Responses?

Mwuahahahahaha

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:33 pm

Tha Tweezrrr
I dunno what that means.

Rodimus Lantern
they all involve me grinding you away, starting at the feet with a large file.

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:12 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:-What are your top five favorite Video Games?
-What are your top five favorite Movies?
-What are your top five favorite Tv Shows?
-What are your top five favorite Books?
-What are your top five favorite Foods?
-What are your top five favorite Vehicles?
-What are your top five favorite Quotes?
-What are your top five favorite Songs?
-What are your top five favorite Bands?
-What Five methods would you use to kill me after asking these 10 questions which illicite 50 Responses?

Mwuahahahahaha

1. Halo, Halo 2, Oblivion, Tetris, Final Fantasy
2. 300, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Ben-Hur
3. House, 24, Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy, Bones
4. Can't pick, way to many.
5. Cake, Ice Cream, Chicken, Potatoes, other Food Stuffs.
6. Halcyon-class Warships, Fighter Jets, Fast foreign Cars, Big boats, Hot air balloons.
7. Bleh, not going to pick.
8. SexyBack, All of my Soundtracks, Mars from The Planets, Lots of others.
9. I don't care.
10. I've gotten out of a few of them, and, well, the others are super easy to answer.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:54 pm

Tha Tweezrrr:
-I HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A KEYBOARD.

Rodimus Lantern:
-I'm not going to dignify those with an answer. Also, expect the mafia to kill you in the next 24 hours.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:06 pm

RL-
oddly, only Halo has the patience for this.

Tha Tweezrrr-
???

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:23 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:RL-
oddly, only Halo has the patience for this.

Hey, I didn't answer a few of them. And I have a ton of patience, thank you very much.

KWESTION!
How awsome is it that I get to go to Disney World?

Will the 17-20 hour bus ride kill my mom?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:28 pm

Halo wrote:KWESTION!
How awsome is it that I get to go to Disney World?

Will the 17-20 hour bus ride kill my mom?

-I'm not much of a Disney World man. Give me Busch Gardens or Universal Studios any day.

-If we survived the two day trip from Michigan to Florida, then you can too.

The Happy Locust wrote:Tha Tweezrrr-
???

It's from Attack of the Show on G4. There was a sketch where a guy would go around the G4 offices, and randomly hit people in the face with a keyboard, and scream "YOU GOT HOMEROW'D!"

There was another, where there was a bunch of copy cats, screaming things like "HOMEKEY'D!" and "I HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A KEYBOARD!"

Ah, I miss the days when that channel didn't suck.