The Energon Pub

Based on the post I made in another topic about Samuel L Jackson as Starscream, could you imagine classic Starscream Scenarios (ANY Starscream) as played out by Samuel L Jackson? How about this one:

*Starscream trying to get back to Cybertron*
Starscream: "HEY, MOTHER****ERS! GET YO' ASSES OUTTA MAH WAY! I NEEDS THIS BRIDGE SO I CAN GET MY ASS BACK TO CYBERTRON!"
Skywarp: "Where's your security clearance?"
Starscream: *Points null ray at Skywarp 'gangsta style'* "HERE'S MAH MOTHER****ING SECURITY PASS, YA BLACK AND PURPLE ASSHOLE! NOW GET THE **** OUTTA MAH WAY BEFORE I CAP YA, SON! THAT GOES FOR THIS BLUE PUSSY TOO!"
*Skywarp moves*

It could wind up veeeeeeeeeeeeeery entertaining.

that would be cool

No.

Just no.

It's not even midly amusing.

Well come on, you dudes are pretty funny, youse come up with something! Like, other celebrities as Transformers!

Damolisher wrote:Well come on, you dudes are pretty funny, youse come up with something! Like, other celebrities as Transformers!

Don't much know about funny, but here goes:

- Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty from "That 70's Show) as Arcee
- Justin Timberlake as Jazz
- Hugo Weaving as Megatron

i_amtrunks wrote:

Damolisher wrote:Well come on, you dudes are pretty funny, youse come up with something! Like, other celebrities as Transformers!

Don't much know about funny, but here goes:

- Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty from "That 70's Show) as Arcee
- Justin Timberlake as Jazz
- Hugo Weaving as Megatron

FREAKIN HILARIOUS! Like that'd happen.

Really, this is kinda pointless. High Commaaaannnddd........

"I'm tired of these motha****in' snakes on...me"

I'd have to concur that Mr Jackson would be one of the worst Starscreams conceivable.

Tekka wrote:I'd have to concur that Mr Jackson would be one of the worst Starscreams conceivable.

Huffer however...

Oh yes... Huffer has BMF stenciled on his behind... so I'm told. *cough*

You know what'd be weird? Megatron breaking into a chorus of "Take On Me". That'd be like, totally screwed up.

That would indeed be weird, and screwed up. And also the best mental image/song I have had in days!

Charlton Heston as Cliffjumper.
Clooney as Springer, Pitt as Hotrod, which, I suppose, makes Kup Elliot Gould and Wheelie Casey Affleck.
Bo Selecta Michael Jackson as Jazz or Blaster. You know it makes sense "he heee!"

craggy wrote:Bo Selecta Michael Jackson as Jazz or Blaster. You know it makes sense "he heee!"

For this, you deserve a medal. Two infact.

Tekka wrote:

craggy wrote:Michael Jackson as Jazz or Blaster. You know it makes sense "he heee!"

For this, you deserve a medal. Two infact.

For that, you deserve hot lead.

Yeah, I could imagine Blaster as MJ: Good singer, but not the most masculine fellow in the world. He'd be using Decepticons. Blaster's hook would be his sensitivity. He'd go up to a Decepticon, and ask if he could sing to them. If they blasted him in the face, he'd get REALLY sensitive and cry on their ass.

Sherade wrote:

Tekka wrote:

craggy wrote:Michael Jackson as Jazz or Blaster. You know it makes sense "he heee!"

For this, you deserve a medal. Two infact.

For that, you deserve hot lead.

Poured down your throat.

Damolisher wrote:You know what'd be weird? Megatron breaking into a chorus of "Take On Me". That'd be like, totally screwed up.

Followed by the seekers breaking into "Go West"

i_amtrunks wrote:

Sherade wrote:

Tekka wrote:

craggy wrote:Michael Jackson as Jazz or Blaster. You know it makes sense "he heee!"

For this, you deserve a medal. Two infact.

For that, you deserve hot lead.

Poured down your throat.

Even better.

i_amtrunks wrote:

Damolisher wrote:You know what'd be weird? Megatron breaking into a chorus of "Take On Me". That'd be like, totally screwed up.

Followed by the seekers breaking into "Go West"

Don't even GO there.

Ah, got one for ya: Spanner breaking into a chorus of "UNder the Bridge". BEAT THAT!

Damolisher wrote:Ah, got one for ya: Spanner breaking into a chorus of "UNder the Bridge". BEAT THAT!

I cannot.

Damolisher wrote:Ah, got one for ya: Spanner breaking into a chorus of "UNder the Bridge". BEAT THAT!

Thankfully I have no idea what you're talking about.
This isn't intended to be comdy, but it'd be kinda cool to hear megs sing some Godsmack.
I just hope no one took that seriously.

SAMUEL L JACKSON AS........ WHEELIE!!!

"Wheelie say..."
*points gun at starscreams face*
"me f*** you up today..."
*pulls trigger*
*guitar riff from "Bring the noise" - by Staind and Limp Bizkit starts playing*

Sherade wrote:

Damolisher wrote:Ah, got one for ya: Spanner breaking into a chorus of "UNder the Bridge". BEAT THAT!

Thankfully I have no idea what you're talking about.
This isn't intended to be comdy, but it'd be kinda cool to hear megs sing some Godsmack.
I just hope no one took that seriously.

Oh my gods! Just the mention of Megs singing ANYTHING is blasphemy!

It's not really blasphemy. He's not a religious figure, although he wants to be! You know, with that groin thing on the G1 figure, though, he could pass for Arkvoodle of the Sacred Crotch from Destroy All Humans 2.