The Energon Pub

What the heck is up with this?



I can see it now.... the fighting stops, and all the Decepticon heads slowly turn toward the toaster with a flamethrower.

"Is that a.... toaster?"

"He's got a flamethrower."

"I HATE toast. It tastes like burnt bread."

"Me too! Let's get him!"

What would cause 80% of the opposing team to target one guy? There were still 5 others to choose from...?

~KR

lack of virgin sacrafices to the RNG

but then how many bots where left alive at that point?

dang dude that sux... i know wut u mean

again all towards the experience we receive might be inadequate?
also the mission and arena time could go a little faster, i mean this is the 21st century, technology is king and things are very, very fast nowadays.

The RNG rolls the dice and your number keeps coming up. So just hope someone more unlucky is on your side.

ya know that's a really silly argument

if all times where cut by half then everyone would earn xp at twice the rate, meaning the relative position wouldn't actually change at all.

tough it out, improve your attention span, and don't expect instant gratification.

Tammuz wrote:lack of virgin sacrafices to the RNG

but then how many bots where left alive at that point?

Everyone. Toast-R was the first Autobot down. He got CRUSHED!

~KR

ah well then the chances are ~1/248832

Tammuz wrote:ah well then the chances are ~1/248832

Terribly reassuring.

LOL, well, if you look in Toast-R's bio, he does try to pick a lot of fights. He must have said something that REALLY ticked them off!

~KR

Wingspan wrote:

Tammuz wrote:ah well then the chances are ~1/248832

Terribly reassuring.

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

Tammuz wrote:

Wingspan wrote:

Tammuz wrote:ah well then the chances are ~1/248832

Terribly reassuring.

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

Statistics make me feel tingly all over

If you want to see a mission with KILL ME on a bot look at this
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=192718

I'm Sunstreaker. I'd take a screen shot but it still wouldn't fit the whole line of consecutive attacks

that's not really quite as impressively unlucky, it's pretty much guaranteed that when your the only bot left against any number of cons that they will choose you as they're target.

it's the equivalent of being marched to brick wall, given a cigarette and blind fold, and then being surprised when this bunch of guys shoot you.

Tammuz wrote:that's not really quite as impressively unlucky, it's pretty much guaranteed that when your the only bot left against any number of cons that they will choose you as they're target.

it's the equivalent of being marched to brick wall, given a cigarette and blind fold, and then being surprised when this bunch of guys shoot you.

I was the last on the wall but I also had a gun to kill some the attackers. Took out 2 of those filthy bastard cons myself.

Max_Prime wrote:

Tammuz wrote:that's not really quite as impressively unlucky, it's pretty much guaranteed that when your the only bot left against any number of cons that they will choose you as they're target.

it's the equivalent of being marched to brick wall, given a cigarette and blind fold, and then being surprised when this bunch of guys shoot you.

I was the last on the wall but I also had a gun to kill some the attackers. Took out 2 of those filthy bastard cons myself.

and you think that makes you special?

Tammuz wrote:

Max_Prime wrote:

Tammuz wrote:that's not really quite as impressively unlucky, it's pretty much guaranteed that when your the only bot left against any number of cons that they will choose you as they're target.

it's the equivalent of being marched to brick wall, given a cigarette and blind fold, and then being surprised when this bunch of guys shoot you.

I was the last on the wall but I also had a gun to kill some the attackers. Took out 2 of those filthy bastard cons myself.

and you think that makes you special?

Don't worry. He's not aware that a majority of us had done better before, like taking down a entire team on our own, or beating people a couple of levels higher or one hit kills. Let him bask in his ignorance.

Knightrun wrote:What the heck is up with this?



I can see it now.... the fighting stops, and all the Decepticon heads slowly turn toward the toaster with a flamethrower.

"Is that a.... toaster?"

"He's got a flamethrower."

"I HATE toast. It tastes like burnt bread."

"Me too! Let's get him!"

What would cause 80% of the opposing team to target one guy? There were still 5 others to choose from...?

~KR

You Autobots only have yourselves to blame for stealing the toaster in the first place.

Absolute Zero wrote:
Don't worry. He's not aware that a majority of us had done better before, like taking down a entire team on our own, or beating people a couple of levels higher or one hit kills. Let him bask in his ignorance.

Oh yeah I forget you guys still bask in the past. Let's remember when you old farts were doing those One hit kills and killing entire teams you weren't level 1. What level did you do those AMAZING accomplishments at again????
When you can show me something impressive at level 1 in the current game and not stories from times past I'll think twice about how amazing you might be. Right now you are nothing special. Get used to it because it's going to be that way for now and in V2.

Handbags ladys!

Max_Prime wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:
Don't worry. He's not aware that a majority of us had done better before, like taking down a entire team on our own, or beating people a couple of levels higher or one hit kills. Let him bask in his ignorance.

Oh yeah I forget you guys still bask in the past. Let's remember when you old farts were doing those One hit kills and killing entire teams you weren't level 1. What level did you do those AMAZING accomplishments at again????
When you can show me something impressive at level 1 in the current game and not stories from times past I'll think twice about how amazing you might be. Right now you are nothing special. Get used to it because it's going to be that way for now and in V2.

This isn't V2 yet, and a lot of the stuff starts happening around level 2. If people think they're getting shut out a lot now, my personal record from the arena was 5 consecutive shutouts.

WOW, that's increadibly bad!.

I think I'd have called it a bad day to achive 5 shut outs in a day.

Right now, 2 a week is pretty rare.

Max_Prime wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:
Don't worry. He's not aware that a majority of us had done better before, like taking down a entire team on our own, or beating people a couple of levels higher or one hit kills. Let him bask in his ignorance.

Oh yeah I forget you guys still bask in the past. Let's remember when you old farts were doing those One hit kills and killing entire teams you weren't level 1. What level did you do those AMAZING accomplishments at again????
When you can show me something impressive at level 1 in the current game and not stories from times past I'll think twice about how amazing you might be. Right now you are nothing special. Get used to it because it's going to be that way for now and in V2.

Well Max this is still a back in the day story but there was a time where I took down 5 bots and made First Gen run away. Granted I had a lvl 0 meat sheild who died very quickly. What did I do this with? A 35k avoid build lvl 1. Morale of the story learn from the past or hey repeat the short end of the stick course that is the bot status quo.

Fearless Echoes wrote:WOW, that's increadibly bad!.

I think I'd have called it a bad day to achive 5 shut outs in a day.

Right now, 2 a week is pretty rare.

I think you miss understood. I shut them out five consecutive matches with Magna Convoy.

Max_Prime wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:
Don't worry. He's not aware that a majority of us had done better before, like taking down a entire team on our own, or beating people a couple of levels higher or one hit kills. Let him bask in his ignorance.

Oh yeah I forget you guys still bask in the past. Let's remember when you old farts were doing those One hit kills and killing entire teams you weren't level 1. What level did you do those AMAZING accomplishments at again????
When you can show me something impressive at level 1 in the current game and not stories from times past I'll think twice about how amazing you might be. Right now you are nothing special. Get used to it because it's going to be that way for now and in V2.

you mission is in the past; it's irrelevant.

now if you want me to fawn over you, and garner my respect and adulation go do somethin actually impressive rather than just post a run of the mill mission log. sorry if the bar's too high for you, i'm not about to lower it just to stop your whinging and stroke your ego.