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This was off Yahoo Movies.



Was this person for real?
Was this person old enough to be in the theater?
Was this a joke?

Either way, it's funny, because no where in the movie title does it say Beasts Wars, and Optimus Prime was never a monkey. Optimus Primal was, 4 times (more if you want to count the repaints).

Nothing special just something funny I found.

(Disclaimer: the above review was not mine)

What a moron!

DUH!!!

Hey, if you guys don't like my review over at yahoo, that's fine...but don't make fun of me you jerky morans!!! LOL

I laughed my ass off when i read that. i think it was written by a 5 year old or something.

Obi-Wan Kenobi wrote:Hey, if you guys don't like my review over at yahoo, that's fine...but don't make fun of me you jerky morans!!! LOL

For a brief moment, you had me there

I guess we're all morans for not knowing Optimas Prime was a monkey.

What a dumbass.

Oh man..

A girl I dated was staying with Harry Knowles, and somehow he let her write a review on the Transformers movie on AICN.

It makes my eyes bleed, this is a person who..Oh I can't even tell you how wrong it is. She knows I love this stuff and ...oh wow..that's all I can say. I'm stunned.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33227

proximus wrote:Oh man..

A girl I dated was staying with Harry Knowles, and somehow he let her write a review on the Transformers movie on AICN.

It makes my eyes bleed, this is a person who..Oh I can't even tell you how wrong it is. She knows I love this stuff and ...oh wow..that's all I can say. I'm stunned.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33227

And I thought the Yahoo review was stupid. Thank you sir, you just proved me wrong.

im really tempted to report that idiot in for abuse on yahoo with that stupid review.




p.s. yall know i pressed the no button for the question "was this review helpful or not?"

proximus wrote:Oh man..

A girl I dated was staying with Harry Knowles, and somehow he let her write a review on the Transformers movie on AICN.

It makes my eyes bleed, this is a person who..Oh I can't even tell you how wrong it is. She knows I love this stuff and ...oh wow..that's all I can say. I'm stunned.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33227

Sounds like she is just jealous because her brother's TFs actually did things while she was stuck with figurines of ponies and girls who just stood around and did cr@p.

Haha no, that guy's not for real. It's just some dude doing a random bit of INTARNETZ KOMEDY. It's not intended to be serious, and it's pretty funny once you realize that.

proximus wrote:Oh man..

A girl I dated was staying with Harry Knowles, and somehow he let her write a review on the Transformers movie on AICN.

It makes my eyes bleed, this is a person who..Oh I can't even tell you how wrong it is. She knows I love this stuff and ...oh wow..that's all I can say. I'm stunned.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33227

Okay that AICN review was pathetic, especially this:

I think he tried to be cool, modern and “non-sexist” by having a “hot” blonde New Zealand woman as a government advisor/ code breaker but he fell short at his attempt

SHE WAS A BLOODY AUSTRALIAN!

proximus wrote:Oh man..

A girl I dated was staying with Harry Knowles, and somehow he let her write a review on the Transformers movie on AICN.

It makes my eyes bleed, this is a person who..Oh I can't even tell you how wrong it is. She knows I love this stuff and ...oh wow..that's all I can say. I'm stunned.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33227

well, I do agree with her on one thing: the fact that the female lead looked like a pr0n star totally ruined the fiction of a "high school suburb" setting, but I'd rather have one of the human actors/actresses be crappy than the robots. And I also agree that making female characters into sluts does not make them indepenedant.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, I just want to say: what the @#$%? She didn't like the toys because she couldn't figure them out? IMO Transformers are among the best toys ever and they're probably the most educational toys that weren't made specifically to be educational. Using them really improved my dexterity and coordination.

i_amtrunks wrote:

proximus wrote:Oh man..

A girl I dated was staying with Harry Knowles, and somehow he let her write a review on the Transformers movie on AICN.

It makes my eyes bleed, this is a person who..Oh I can't even tell you how wrong it is. She knows I love this stuff and ...oh wow..that's all I can say. I'm stunned.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33227

Okay that AICN review was pathetic, especially this:

I think he tried to be cool, modern and “non-sexist” by having a “hot” blonde New Zealand woman as a government advisor/ code breaker but he fell short at his attempt

SHE WAS A BLOODY AUSTRALIAN!

Dude, if you new this girl, you're lucky she didn't think the actress was German.

This is why I don't talk to her anymore. EVERY damn thing has to do with how women are portrayed. She's right in a sense, but talk about picking the wrong battles. It's TRANSFORMERS. Not exactly the arena for this type of thing. But again, if you knew her, the hypocracy is thicker than the sole on my boot.

That first review makes me remember why I ignored Beast Wars.

As far as the girl, I actually think that the girl was a better character then the boy.

"You shoot, i'll drive."

(explosions all around, battle everywhere)

"I am not leaving without Bumblebee!"

While Sam was sitting around trying to figure out what to do, she was taking action and helping Bumblebee.

Yes she was hot. Yes she was somewhat scantily clad. But no more then any other girl I know at that age on a summer day. And personally I think this character was an example of how not every attractive girl is useless eye candy. I hope they get her back.

Proximus...I feel sooo sorry for you....And why the Hell aren't you on myspace anymore?

well, I do agree with her on one thing: the fact that the female lead looked like a pr0n star totally ruined the fiction of a "high school suburb" setting, but I'd rather have one of the human actors/actresses be crappy than the robots. And I also agree that making female characters into sluts does not make them indepenedant.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, I just want to say: what the @#$%? She didn't like the toys because she couldn't figure them out? IMO Transformers are among the best toys ever and they're probably the most educational toys that weren't made specifically to be educational. Using them really improved my dexterity and coordination.

Even porn stars go to High School. They're all real people, believe it or not, hot girls do exist in the wild.

That reviewer on AICN has to wait until she stops bleeding to write a review....

JerryTerrifying wrote:

well, I do agree with her on one thing: the fact that the female lead looked like a pr0n star totally ruined the fiction of a "high school suburb" setting, but I'd rather have one of the human actors/actresses be crappy than the robots. And I also agree that making female characters into sluts does not make them indepenedant.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, I just want to say: what the @#$%? She didn't like the toys because she couldn't figure them out? IMO Transformers are among the best toys ever and they're probably the most educational toys that weren't made specifically to be educational. Using them really improved my dexterity and coordination.

Even porn stars go to High School. They're all real people, believe it or not, hot girls do exist in the wild.

In fact, I can even still remember there being like 5 - 10 really hot girls in my high school classes; some were even hotter than Megan Fox.

Rodimus_Prime13 wrote:That first review makes me remember why I ignored Beast Wars.

As far as the girl, I actually think that the girl was a better character then the boy.

"You shoot, i'll drive."

(explosions all around, battle everywhere)

"I am not leaving without Bumblebee!"

While Sam was sitting around trying to figure out what to do, she was taking action and helping Bumblebee.

Yes she was hot. Yes she was somewhat scantily clad. But no more then any other girl I know at that age on a summer day. And personally I think this character was an example of how not every attractive girl is useless eye candy. I hope they get her back.

You know, I was thinking, "Sure, she's hot..but she wasn't necessary...". But you make a very valid point. She was a MUCH better character than Sam.

Predaprince wrote:

JerryTerrifying wrote:

well, I do agree with her on one thing: the fact that the female lead looked like a pr0n star totally ruined the fiction of a "high school suburb" setting, but I'd rather have one of the human actors/actresses be crappy than the robots. And I also agree that making female characters into sluts does not make them indepenedant.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, I just want to say: what the @#$%? She didn't like the toys because she couldn't figure them out? IMO Transformers are among the best toys ever and they're probably the most educational toys that weren't made specifically to be educational. Using them really improved my dexterity and coordination.

Even porn stars go to High School. They're all real people, believe it or not, hot girls do exist in the wild.

In fact, I can even still remember there being like 5 - 10 really hot girls in my high school classes; some were even hotter than Megan Fox.

I live in a town in Michigan, with a name most people don't believe is real.

And I can flip to any page in my yearbook and find at LEAST one girl as hot, if not hotter, than Megan Fox.

Shadowman wrote:And I can flip to any page in my yearbook and find at LEAST one girl as hot, if not hotter, than Megan Fox.

I just flipped through my senior year's yearbook and found 6 girls that were hotter than Megan Fox.
Of course that was back then.

I looked at the senior class for my daughters high school and there were 3 that are hotter and a bunch that are on the same caliber of attractiveness as her.

TheMuffin wrote:Proximus...I feel sooo sorry for you....And why the Hell aren't you on myspace anymore?

Well, it's all in the past now, but it still kinda stings when I read crap like that...She was on my myspace too for a while under mydol girl there as well. The writing wasn't any better there either, just fyi.

Why no myspace..honestly, It got inundated with myspace whoreage, I just find it a bit annoying. I turned to the darkside and started...durr..facebooking.

Cyber Bishop wrote:I looked at the senior class for my daughters high school and there were 3 that are hotter and a bunch that are on the same caliber of attractiveness as her.

No. Just...no.

Shadowman wrote:

Cyber Bishop wrote:I looked at the senior class for my daughters high school and there were 3 that are hotter and a bunch that are on the same caliber of attractiveness as her.

No. Just...no.

haha..reminds me of those Spike TV fathers day moments..

"Dude, you're a dad.."