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tequila stu wrote:You took something the mad asshatter wrote seriously???

why?

Because you touch yourself at night?

Oh man this thread is almost as cool as the Godzilla Final Wars one!

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

tequila stu wrote:You took something the mad asshatter wrote seriously???

why?

Because you touch yourself at night?

hey! how did you know tha...

oh, you mean him. i mean yeah, yeah he probably does.

Malikon wrote:

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

Malikon wrote:yes.

OFFENSIVE!!1!!!

ban plz.

You have the word ASS in your huge signature and you're talking about offensive?

This is a TF thread about funny transformations, don't get all bent out of shape because I did exactly what the thread was about, posted a pic of a funny transformation instead of having one word replies like, "no."

Ass is another word for donkey, you pussy.

Pussy is a slang name for a cat, you tit.

Tit is a type of bird, you boobie.

Boobie is another type of bird, you cock.

Cock is a word filtered out on seibertron because obviously you can't use it in any sensible stiuation, like talking about a male hen for intstance.

Disclamierer: this post has been made for the sake of fun, puppies and the spirit of christmas and is not meant to cause offence unless you don't like animals, in which case you're beyond saving anyway.

High Command wrote:

Malikon wrote:

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

Malikon wrote:yes.

OFFENSIVE!!1!!!

ban plz.

You have the word ASS in your huge signature and you're talking about offensive?

This is a TF thread about funny transformations, don't get all bent out of shape because I did exactly what the thread was about, posted a pic of a funny transformation instead of having one word replies like, "no."

Ass is another word for donkey, you pussy.

Pussy is a slang name for a cat, you tit.

Tit is a type of bird, you boobie.

Boobie is another type of bird, you ****.

**** is a word filtered out on seibertron because obviously you can't use it in any sensible stiuation, like talking about a male hen for intstance.

Disclamierer: this post has been made for the sake of fun, puppies and the spirit of christmas and is not meant to cause offence unless you don't like animals, in which case you're beyond saving anyway.

Nooooooooooooooo, that is too long to be quoted in my sig!

Dead Metal wrote:

High Command wrote:

Malikon wrote:

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

Malikon wrote:yes.

OFFENSIVE!!1!!!

ban plz.

You have the word ASS in your huge signature and you're talking about offensive?

This is a TF thread about funny transformations, don't get all bent out of shape because I did exactly what the thread was about, posted a pic of a funny transformation instead of having one word replies like, "no."

Ass is another word for donkey, you pussy.

Pussy is a slang name for a cat, you tit.

Tit is a type of bird, you boobie.

Boobie is another type of bird, you ****.

**** is a word filtered out on seibertron because obviously you can't use it in any sensible stiuation, like talking about a male hen for intstance.

Disclamierer: this post has been made for the sake of fun, puppies and the spirit of christmas and is not meant to cause offence unless you don't like animals, in which case you're beyond saving anyway.

Nooooooooooooooo, that is too long to be quoted in my sig!

Faceful of Kitchen wrote:

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

tequila stu wrote:You took something the mad asshatter wrote seriously???

why?

Because you touch yourself at night?

hey! how did you know tha...

oh, you mean him. i mean yeah, yeah he probably does.

thrice. but thats not the point. MAH, i want you to remove your octopus spy from my ceiling as it doesn't match the paint scheme

tequila stu wrote:

Faceful of Kitchen wrote:

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

tequila stu wrote:You took something the mad asshatter wrote seriously???

why?

Because you touch yourself at night?

hey! how did you know tha...

oh, you mean him. i mean yeah, yeah he probably does.

thrice. but thats not the point. MAH, i want you to remove your octopus spy from my ceiling as it doesn't match the paint scheme

This topic is awesome! I never thought of this idea before! And I've got one thin to say about Optimus Prime's toy transformation from movie (2007) - We know that his head goes in his chest, but if a driver sits on the seat, Opti's head will be in front of him... Isn't this going to be annoying ? Now I understand that part from the movie's soundtrack : "AU-TO-BOTS ARE WAT-CHING OV-ER YOU"

This thread is really amusing.

Here's my share of funny transformation.

Movie Ratchet's head is under the chassis, in between the front wheels. And to think his alt mode is a kick-ass SUV! Which means when it goes climbing up the rocky mountains, or wading thru the deep river, Ratchet's gonna get his head washed and hammered real good.

*Taps watch* HIgh Command, where were you? This thread started to get derailed hours ago. WHY WERE YOU NOT AT YOUR POST?!

Um..fall vacation? That's where they are!
I still stand on two things: Blaster's rub symbol and Vector Prime's Cyber Key slot. End of story.

What's so funny about Vector Prime's key slot?
I actualy own him, and I still can't figure it out.

Have you ever looked at it's position long enough?

Damolisher wrote:*Taps watch* HIgh Command, where were you? This thread started to get derailed hours ago. WHY WERE YOU NOT AT YOUR POST?!

Maybe I've just been out of practice.

Anyway, back to the real issue here, which is of course Tequila Stu's octopus/ceiling problem.

Personally I recommend replcing the problematic octopus to the more aesthetically pleasing cuttlefish. "But High Command," I hear you ask, "how does that sovle the problem? It'd only be replacing one type of cephalopod, with another. Pure folly!"
Aha, but that's where you'd be wrong, as the cuttlefish is famed for its camouflage abilities as it can change colour to match it's background. Thus solving the whole paint-scheme-matching dilemma in one easy step.
Then he can go back to furiously wanking* like a safari park chimp.



*Don't worry it's perfectly OK for me to mention the noble art of masterbation here, without it causing the slightest bit of offence. After all I believe it was that fine chap, Saint Michael of Bay, who taught us how it's actually a good way of lightening the mood in an otherwise dark and gritty motion picture. Not at all a way of getting a cheap laugh. No.

I hear that Michael Bay craps rainbows.

Sherade wrote:Um..fall vacation? That's where they are!
I still stand on two things: Blaster's rub symbol and Vector Prime's Cyber Key slot. End of story.

What's with these 2? I don't have either of the toys.

Lets just say that Blaster could have been a stand-in for the aformentioned mastribation sceen.

High Command wrote:I hear that Michael Bay craps rainbows.

But can he turn piss into gasoline?

Whiner-tron wrote:Lets just say that Blaster could have been a stand-in for the aformentioned mastribation sceen.

The rub logo is on his crotch?

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

High Command wrote:I hear that Michael Bay craps rainbows.

But can he turn piss into gasoline?

only on christmas, and only if you pay him in advance.

Faceful of Kitchen wrote:

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

High Command wrote:I hear that Michael Bay craps rainbows.

But can he turn piss into gasoline?

only on christmas, and only if you pay him in advance.

Ive been reading this whole thread and I kinda want to go kill myself now.. well.. a little bit anyways!

Deceptiwho? wrote:Ive been reading this whole thread and I kinda want to go kill myself now.. well.. a little bit anyways!

Killing yerself over a thread? a bit overkill, yes?

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

Faceful of Kitchen wrote:

The Mad Asshatter wrote:

High Command wrote:I hear that Michael Bay craps rainbows.

But can he turn piss into gasoline?

only on christmas, and only if you pay him in advance.

He'd better be careful about who he tells he can do that...

Today, President Bush declared war on Michael Bay. He announced he intends to send 20,000 coalition troops to the area to prevent terrorist training and human rights violations. The USAF will carpet bomb the area surrounding Michael Bay to prepare the combat zone for the ground troops, for the first stage of Operation Gumdrop-smiles.
In other news, US petrochemical company Evilcorp has announced that it will soon be able to urine into a new envirionmentally friendly fuel source. Critics suspect that they may be taking the piss however.

Auto Bot wrote:

Whiner-tron wrote:Lets just say that Blaster could have been a stand-in for the aformentioned mastribation sceen.

The rub logo is on his crotch?

Yep.