The Energon Pub

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:13 am

This is the official Seibertron.com Married with children thread.

Now I have a question, which episode has Al and Jefferson trying to put up a satellite dish? Been trying to figure it out all night.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:31 am

I think that was The Hood, The Bud And The Kelly Parts 1 and 2.

This is the best US sitcom ever, I freaking love this show. Oh and the ironic use of "Love and Marriage" as the title song is bloody genius. :lol:

"I'm not just beating them Peg, I'm killing them!"
- Al, competing in the senior Olympics.

News Credits: 1 · by **Galvatron X** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:46 pm

Haha, nice thread! I used to love that show!

I remember my mother thought this show was so degrading to women she wouldn't let me watch it! That didn't last too long though...

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:59 pm

Who's better Steve or Jefferson?

Of course!

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:21 am

Energon Is My Drug wrote:Haha, nice thread! I used to love that show!

I remember my mother thought this show was so degrading to women she wouldn't let me watch it! That didn't last too long though...

my mom said the same thing. only since we didnt have cable and could only get fox 64 (providence), its not like she had an alternative.

though i kinda figured that the men weren't portrayed much better. funny how she never said anything about that

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:06 pm

Yeah, I'm watching this on Netflix right now. GREAT sitcom. Not as good or funny as Titus or Two and a Half Men, but damn close.

I like Jefferson better, of course. As a matter of fact, I don't even watch episodes from the first 5 seasons, because Steve is in the first 4, and Jefferson doesn't show up until almost the end of 5. The first 4 were funny, but when Jefferson showed up it was just different. I guess it was the difference between the 80s and the 90s.

But yeah, this show is one of my favorites. Al is just a great character.

News Credits: 2 · by **-Soundwave-** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:24 am

Yeah Jefferson. I liked him better.

News Credits: 26 · by **Wheeljack35** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:20 pm

I would of jumped Peggy's bones in seconds

by **Pyrostrata** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:46 pm

This show was fantastic....one of the few sitcoms I actually watched, and still watch today (I hate sitcoms BTW)! It is, for all intents and purposes, a live-action cartoon of the American dysfunctional family in the 80's and 90's!

A friend of mine is actually restoring a 1967 Dodge Dart to resemble Al's beloved Dodge! Genius!

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:59 pm

I love that show. The fat womens trial*, and the episode where they put together a workbench** are my favourites.

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8PfNw3a2dI
**http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9VPiRGdm1o

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:24 pm

Chaoslock wrote:I love that show. The fat womens trial*, and the episode where they put together a workbench** are my favourites.

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8PfNw3a2dI
**http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9VPiRGdm1o

"Since you like the Jiggly room so much, we're bringing the Jiggly room to you"
"But all the wrong things are jiggling!"

How much do I love this show? You're looking at a person who owns all 11 seasons on DVD.

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:16 am

The Happy Locust wrote:How much do I love this show? You're looking at a person who owns all 11 seasons on DVD.

ditto. even the infamous season 7. my favorite eppisodes are "Luck of the Bundys", "Wabbit Season", "Reqrium for a dead Briard".

AL: "The good news, Petey knew over 150 words."
Bud: "Whats the bad news?
Al: "None of them were 'Please Don't Eat Me.'"

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:52 pm

Dr. Heavy B wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:How much do I love this show? You're looking at a person who owns all 11 seasons on DVD.

ditto. even the infamous season 7. my favorite eppisodes are "Luck of the Bundys", "Wabbit Season", "Reqrium for a dead Briard".

AL: "The good news, Petey knew over 150 words."
Bud: "Whats the bad news?
Al: "None of them were 'Please Don't Eat Me.'"

My favorites were always the handyman episodes. Those just went so unbelievably cartoonish.There's the satellite dish, the 'what does that switch do?', and workbench eps (forgetting the titles at this time).

by **Prime Riblet** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:14 pm

This really was a great show. Pretty much everything about it was phenomenal. I always liked it when the family thought they were going to get a nice meal. Never happens.

News Credits: 7 · by **Roadbuster** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:17 pm

I remember this sequence fondly. I rememebr being on the floor laughing when I saw the end. What Bud goes through an entire sequence doing reluctantly, Al just walks up, not caring and not bothering to wear the parachut or a jumpsuit, no instructions, and just jumps, laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8sgodmn3IQ

News Credits: 9 · by **Hip-Hoptimus Rime** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:41 pm

Some of my favorite Al Bundy lines:

Talking about the perfect woman: "And three big hooters. One on the back for dancing."

Signing while tending his garden, to the tune of Old McDonald: "Old McBundy had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm there was no wife, E-I-E-I-O. With a no-wife here, and a no-kids there, a hooker comin' over on Friday night, with big luscious hooters, and pizza and a beer there..."

What he wants in the perfect land: "No women- only girls."

In a dazed state after donating more blood than should be humanly possible: "Turns out the brain hides a pint. brain don't need blood, just gotta keep the brain wet."

Putting Tang mix on bread because there's no more food: "Who wants a Tangwich?"

So much wisdom, one can't help but admire- nay, worship him... :BOWDOWN:

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:31 pm

One of my favorite episodes is "No Pot to Pease In" which is the episode where 2 producers steal the idea for a sitcom from Kelly describing her family. Just watching Al react to the TV dad is priceless. And of course, "Requiem for a Chevyweight."