The Energon Pub

Va'al wrote:UGH YOU GUYYYSS

Yeeeeesssss?

ctrlFrequency wrote:Has anyone ever tries to make Va'al explode by using 'antics'?

He seems close.

Same antics? Depends what you mean by it.

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Va'al wrote:UGH YOU GUYYYSS

Yeeeeesssss?

No, not you.

ctrlFrequency wrote:Has anyone ever tries to make Va'al explode by using 'antics'?

He seems close.

I've made him "explode" a few times.

Frankly, I don't understand anything that's going on here.

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:Frankly, I don't understand anything that's going on here.

Guess you need to reread all 22 pages and the appropriate appendices in the 2015 year in review thread, then, with luck, you'll understand about 43.2.78% of what's goin' on here

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:Frankly, I don't understand anything that's going on here.

Guess you need to reread all 22 pages and the appropriate appendices in the 2015 year in review thread, then, with luck, you'll understand about 43.2.78% of what's goin' on here

I more or less understand why stuff is happening, but not what stuff that is exactly.

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:Frankly, I don't understand anything that's going on here.

Guess you need to reread all 22 pages and the appropriate appendices in the 2015 year in review thread, then, with luck, you'll understand about 43.2.78% of what's goin' on here

I more or less understand why stuff is happening, but not what stuff that is exactly.

Civil War obviously

...at least, I'm pretty sure, hang on, I'm gonna go check to make sure...

I thought we were deciding on the flavor of ice cream to go with the birthday cake?

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:Frankly, I don't understand anything that's going on here.

Guess you need to reread all 22 pages and the appropriate appendices in the 2015 year in review thread, then, with luck, you'll understand about 43.2.78% of what's goin' on here

I more or less understand why stuff is happening, but not what stuff that is exactly.

Civil War obviously

...at least, I'm pretty sure, hang on, I'm gonna go check to make sure...

This isn't civil war. This is trading insults about a rainbow brick and a chopper, posting while drunk, and a lot of other crap I still don't understand.

carytheone wrote:I thought we were deciding on the flavor of ice cream to go with the birthday cake?

That's a news crew only thing ... which I'm not supposed to know about.

But Burn knows ... BURN.KNOWS.

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:Frankly, I don't understand anything that's going on here.

Guess you need to reread all 22 pages and the appropriate appendices in the 2015 year in review thread, then, with luck, you'll understand about 43.2.78% of what's goin' on here

I more or less understand why stuff is happening, but not what stuff that is exactly.

Civil War obviously

...at least, I'm pretty sure, hang on, I'm gonna go check to make sure...

This isn't civil war. This is trading insults about a rainbow brick and a chopper, posting while drunk, and a lot of other crap I still don't understand.

You're obviously doing it wrong, you should consult Nemesis Maximo if you're still confused, he knows exactly what's goin' on at all times

Burn wrote:

carytheone wrote:I thought we were deciding on the flavor of ice cream to go with the birthday cake?

That's a news crew only thing ... which I'm not supposed to know about.

But Burn knows ... BURN.KNOWS.

Mmmmmm cake. So delicious and moist.



Pretty sure the motto of this whole enterprise/thread/thing is also themed:

We do what we must. Because we can.

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:I still don't understand.

[Y]ou should consult Nemesis Maximo if you're still confused, he knows exactly what's goin' on at all times

lemme help you out, DS.

If reason exists, then Kevin Bacon must also exist. Reason does not exist. Therefore, The Cake is a lie. Reason does not equal Kevin Bacon.

If I say someone must have a gift, they must be given a thing. I say Hellscream must have a gift. Therefore, Hellscream is given a grapefruit. Therefore, Country music does not count.


I define Pie to be X. Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. Therefore, Pie exists.

I can conceive of a perfection. One of the qualities of perfection is existence. Therefore, Dwayne Johnson exists. Dwayne Johnson equals The Rock. Through the Commutative Property of Addition, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson = “The Johnson Rock” Dwayne. Therefore, this is all proven correct.

Necessary is either necessary or unnecessary. Since Necessary is not unnecessary, necessary must be necessary. Therefore, Pie.

Check out the giraffe. Isn't it really f***ing bizzare? God must have been a little high when he made them. Fo shizzle my dizzle.

Trust me, this all works.

Nemesis Maximo wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:I still don't understand.

[Y]ou should consult Nemesis Maximo if you're still confused, he knows exactly what's goin' on at all times

lemme help you out, DS.

If reason exists, then Kevin Bacon must also exist. Reason does not exist. Therefore, The Cake is a lie. Reason does not equal Kevin Bacon.

If I say someone must have a gift, they must be given a thing. I say Hellscream must have a gift. Therefore, Hellscream is given a grapefruit. Therefore, Country music does not count.


I define Pie to be X. Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. Therefore, Pie exists.

I can conceive of a perfection. One of the qualities of perfection is existence. Therefore, Dwayne Johnson exists. Dwayne Johnson equals The Rock. Through the Commutative Property of Addition, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson = “The Johnson Rock” Dwayne. Therefore, this is all proven correct.

Necessary is either necessary or unnecessary. Since Necessary is not unnecessary, necessary must be necessary. Therefore, Pie.

Check out the giraffe. Isn't it really f***ing bizzare? God must have been a little high when he made them. Fo shizzle my dizzle.

Trust me, this all works.

I skim read your post because I couldn't be bothered to read it properly. It seemed like gibberish.

So you know, shut up.
(That's a joke for anyone who STILL might not get my humour)

Nemesis Maximo wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:I still don't understand.

[Y]ou should consult Nemesis Maximo if you're still confused, he knows exactly what's goin' on at all times

lemme help you out, DS.

If reason exists, then Kevin Bacon must also exist. Reason does not exist. Therefore, The Cake is a lie. Reason does not equal Kevin Bacon.

If I say someone must have a gift, they must be given a thing. I say Hellscream must have a gift. Therefore, Hellscream is given a grapefruit. Therefore, Country music does not count.


I define Pie to be X. Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. Therefore, Pie exists.

I can conceive of a perfection. One of the qualities of perfection is existence. Therefore, Dwayne Johnson exists. Dwayne Johnson equals The Rock. Through the Commutative Property of Addition, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson = “The Johnson Rock” Dwayne. Therefore, this is all proven correct.

Necessary is either necessary or unnecessary. Since Necessary is not unnecessary, necessary must be necessary. Therefore, Pie.

Check out the giraffe. Isn't it really f***ing bizzare? God must have been a little high when he made them. Fo shizzle my dizzle.

Trust me, this all works.

Burn wrote:

carytheone wrote:I thought we were deciding on the flavor of ice cream to go with the birthday cake?

That's a news crew only thing ... which I'm not supposed to know about.

But Burn knows ... BURN.KNOWS.

I better check the color of my username then, because I have no clue what you're talking aboot. or do I? I really don't

So back to Portal; best game credits surprise ever. I went to our bedroom woke up my wife and dragged her out of bed when Still Alive started to play.

I don't think a game since has yet to top that.

EDIT: NemMaxo, totally makes sense to me.

Nemesis Maximo wrote:

Hellscream9999 wrote:

Decepticon Sunstorm wrote:I still don't understand.

[Y]ou should consult Nemesis Maximo if you're still confused, he knows exactly what's goin' on at all times

lemme help you out, DS.

If reason exists, then Kevin Bacon must also exist. Reason does not exist. Therefore, The Cake is a lie. Reason does not equal Kevin Bacon.

If I say someone must have a gift, they must be given a thing. I say Hellscream must have a gift. Therefore, Hellscream is given a grapefruit. Therefore, Country music does not count.


I define Pie to be X. Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. Therefore, Pie exists.

I can conceive of a perfection. One of the qualities of perfection is existence. Therefore, Dwayne Johnson exists. Dwayne Johnson equals The Rock. Through the Commutative Property of Addition, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson = “The Johnson Rock” Dwayne. Therefore, this is all proven correct.

Necessary is either necessary or unnecessary. Since Necessary is not unnecessary, necessary must be necessary. Therefore, Pie.

Check out the giraffe. Isn't it really f***ing bizzare? God must have been a little high when he made them. Fo shizzle my dizzle.

Trust me, this all works.

Exactly, now that that's been clarified, we can get back to this civil war