The Energon Pub

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

[Tweezy]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

The DMV is RUN by zombies.

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

The DMV is RUN by zombies.

Muwahahahaha!

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

The DMV is RUN by zombies.

Muwahahahaha!

You are so far off. According to the show "Reaper", all DMVs are portals to hell. This is why merely being there has such a disheartening and soul-burning feeling to it.

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

The DMV is RUN by zombies.

Muwahahahaha!

You are so far off. According to the show "Reaper", all DMVs are portals to hell. This is why merely being there has such a disheartening and soul-burning feeling to it.

I like flaming souls. They make great house decorations.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

The DMV is RUN by zombies.

Muwahahahaha!

You are so far off. According to the show "Reaper", all DMVs are portals to hell. This is why merely being there has such a disheartening and soul-burning feeling to it.

I like flaming souls. They make great house decorations.

and the screams of suffering lull you to sleep each night.

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

The DMV is RUN by zombies.

Muwahahahaha!

You are so far off. According to the show "Reaper", all DMVs are portals to hell. This is why merely being there has such a disheartening and soul-burning feeling to it.

I like flaming souls. They make great house decorations.

and the screams of suffering lull you to sleep each night.

They're more trouble than they're worth. And when a soul gets loose, all hell breaks loose.

*drum plays a rim shot*

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

The DMV is RUN by zombies.

Muwahahahaha!

You are so far off. According to the show "Reaper", all DMVs are portals to hell. This is why merely being there has such a disheartening and soul-burning feeling to it.

I like flaming souls. They make great house decorations.

and the screams of suffering lull you to sleep each night.

They're more trouble than they're worth. And when a soul gets loose, all hell breaks loose.

*drum plays a rim shot*

Groucho Locust everyone!

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

The DMV is RUN by zombies.

Muwahahahaha!

You are so far off. According to the show "Reaper", all DMVs are portals to hell. This is why merely being there has such a disheartening and soul-burning feeling to it.

I like flaming souls. They make great house decorations.

and the screams of suffering lull you to sleep each night.

They're more trouble than they're worth. And when a soul gets loose, all hell breaks loose.

*drum plays a rim shot*

Groucho Locust everyone!

Complete with cigar, fake nose&Mustache, and eyebrow wiggles. But none of them are where you'd expect them to be.

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.

I've been through a Virginian earthquake (WTF, right?), a hurricane, seen tornados about a half mile away, several blizzards, that flood. I loooooove disasters. They're fun.

you forgot the time the Flood attacked your elementery school. Childhood halo was a blast.

Oh yeah, there was that. And that 3 times the air conditioning in the building I was in exploded.

under mysterious circumstances.

Nothing mysterious about it. All the records say... Hmm... "replaced due to unexplained but perfectly logical reasons"

While little halo pushed her 'lil bastard nuke assembly kit' into her desk.

How did you know about that???

When everyone was staring at the radioactive zombies I was looking at you.

Next time, I'll aim at you.

I was staring at the radioactive zombies. I swear. Except for the one that looked like a gene-blob clone of you in a glowing green robe.

That one was me... those damn dirty bastards at the DMV turned me into a cosplayer.

The DMV is RUN by zombies.

Muwahahahaha!

You are so far off. According to the show "Reaper", all DMVs are portals to hell. This is why merely being there has such a disheartening and soul-burning feeling to it.

I like flaming souls. They make great house decorations.

and the screams of suffering lull you to sleep each night.

They're more trouble than they're worth. And when a soul gets loose, all hell breaks loose.

*drum plays a rim shot*

Groucho Locust everyone!

Complete with cigar, fake nose&Mustache, and eyebrow wiggles. But none of them are where you'd expect them to be.

Oh my.

[The Happy Locust]

They're more trouble than they're worth. And when a soul gets loose, all hell breaks loose.

*drum plays a rim shot*

Groucho Locust everyone!

Complete with cigar, fake nose&Mustache, and eyebrow wiggles. But none of them are where you'd expect them to be.

Oh my.

And next up, Harpo Locust.

*a silent locust walks through, making a honking noise with every movement. No one can see the horn where the noise is originating from, but the humor is there nonetheless. Finally, Harpo Locust sits down, with a muffled horn noise coming from the seat. *

[Halo]

They're more trouble than they're worth. And when a soul gets loose, all hell breaks loose.

*drum plays a rim shot*

Groucho Locust everyone!

Complete with cigar, fake nose&Mustache, and eyebrow wiggles. But none of them are where you'd expect them to be.

Oh my.

And next up, Harpo Locust.

*a silent locust walks through, making a honking noise with every movement. No one can see the horn where the noise is originating from, but the humor is there nonetheless. Finally, Harpo Locust sits down, with a muffled horn noise coming from the seat. *

That thing you just sat on was full of Fart Powder. It reeks in here.

[The Happy Locust]

They're more trouble than they're worth. And when a soul gets loose, all hell breaks loose.

*drum plays a rim shot*

Groucho Locust everyone!

Complete with cigar, fake nose&Mustache, and eyebrow wiggles. But none of them are where you'd expect them to be.

Oh my.

And next up, Harpo Locust.

*a silent locust walks through, making a honking noise with every movement. No one can see the horn where the noise is originating from, but the humor is there nonetheless. Finally, Harpo Locust sits down, with a muffled horn noise coming from the seat. *

That thing you just sat on was full of Fart Powder. It reeks in here.

I think I can help. CALLING THE THREE LOCUST'S!

*three Locusts, one bald and fat, one skinny with red hair, and one with a bowl cut, all saunder in.*

They're expert flatulance absorbers. Go ahead and try'em out.

[Halo]

They're more trouble than they're worth. And when a soul gets loose, all hell breaks loose.

*drum plays a rim shot*

Groucho Locust everyone!

Complete with cigar, fake nose&Mustache, and eyebrow wiggles. But none of them are where you'd expect them to be.

Oh my.

And next up, Harpo Locust.

*a silent locust walks through, making a honking noise with every movement. No one can see the horn where the noise is originating from, but the humor is there nonetheless. Finally, Harpo Locust sits down, with a muffled horn noise coming from the seat. *

That thing you just sat on was full of Fart Powder. It reeks in here.

I think I can help. CALLING THE THREE LOCUST'S!

*three Locusts, one bald and fat, one skinny with red hair, and one with a bowl cut, all saunder in.*

They're expert flatulance absorbers. Go ahead and try'em out.

I dunno...I'm wary about this new product...

[The Happy Locust]

They're more trouble than they're worth. And when a soul gets loose, all hell breaks loose.

*drum plays a rim shot*

Groucho Locust everyone!

Complete with cigar, fake nose&Mustache, and eyebrow wiggles. But none of them are where you'd expect them to be.

Oh my.

And next up, Harpo Locust.

*a silent locust walks through, making a honking noise with every movement. No one can see the horn where the noise is originating from, but the humor is there nonetheless. Finally, Harpo Locust sits down, with a muffled horn noise coming from the seat. *

That thing you just sat on was full of Fart Powder. It reeks in here.

I think I can help. CALLING THE THREE LOCUST'S!

*three Locusts, one bald and fat, one skinny with red hair, and one with a bowl cut, all saunder in.*

They're expert flatulance absorbers. Go ahead and try'em out.

I dunno...I'm wary about this new product...

Just let one fly. No one'll know.