The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

Brrr. It's cold.

*skins a randy* here you go. *is doused with red paint from PETA*

*Peta girls yell "FUR IS MURDER" repeatedly.*

Hey guys. What's going on?

*upon seeing the Locust in his trademark thong, the PETA girl immediately skins two more randies, covers Locust in the new coat, and chants "THONG IS WRONG!" repeatedly.*

hypocrite...

Quick! Bring in the other PETA!!!

There's another Peta?

People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals.

PETA. Duh.

Halo wins.
Halo gained 2,000 cool points.
Halo can now use panda cannon.

Panda's are my favorite animal. You are dead.

Panda cannon's are dual-use. They also supply meat for local restaurants.

"Kentucky Fried Panda. They're Finger Ling-Ling good"

Excuse me. You're dead first.

The panda cannon turns people into pandas. Just like my cow ray, turns ugly people into delicious cows.

OH, in that case.

*zips away, leaving a cartoonish Locust-shaped cloud which quickly dissapeats, revealing a smoking trail of footprints leading miles away*

Not like it would effect me. Unless you like mad cow.

Yum braindamage.

'Tis truly the sweetest of meats!

especially when you get that cow fed cow goodness for double the cow taste.

[The Happy Locust]

Brrr. It's cold.

*skins a randy* here you go. *is doused with red paint from PETA*

*Peta girls yell "FUR IS MURDER" repeatedly.*

Hey guys. What's going on?

*upon seeing the Locust in his trademark thong, the PETA girl immediately skins two more randies, covers Locust in the new coat, and chants "THONG IS WRONG!" repeatedly.*

hypocrite...

Quick! Bring in the other PETA!!!

There's another Peta?

People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals.

PETA. Duh.

Halo wins.
Halo gained 2,000 cool points.
Halo can now use panda cannon.

Panda's are my favorite animal. You are dead.

Panda cannon's are dual-use. They also supply meat for local restaurants.

"Kentucky Fried Panda. They're Finger Ling-Ling good"

Excuse me. You're dead first.

The panda cannon turns people into pandas. Just like my cow ray, turns ugly people into delicious cows.

OH, in that case.

*zips away, leaving a cartoonish Locust-shaped cloud which quickly dissapeats, revealing a smoking trail of footprints leading miles away*

Not like it would effect me. Unless you like mad cow.

Yum braindamage.

'Tis truly the sweetest of meats!

especially when you get that cow fed cow goodness for double the cow taste.

*goes shopping.*

Clerk- Let's see. Bacon. Farmer Billy's Bacon. Farmer Billy's corn-fed bacon. Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon? Listen if you want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!

[Halo]

Brrr. It's cold.

*skins a randy* here you go. *is doused with red paint from PETA*

*Peta girls yell "FUR IS MURDER" repeatedly.*

Hey guys. What's going on?

*upon seeing the Locust in his trademark thong, the PETA girl immediately skins two more randies, covers Locust in the new coat, and chants "THONG IS WRONG!" repeatedly.*

hypocrite...

Quick! Bring in the other PETA!!!

There's another Peta?

People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals.

PETA. Duh.

Halo wins.
Halo gained 2,000 cool points.
Halo can now use panda cannon.

Panda's are my favorite animal. You are dead.

Panda cannon's are dual-use. They also supply meat for local restaurants.

"Kentucky Fried Panda. They're Finger Ling-Ling good"

Excuse me. You're dead first.

The panda cannon turns people into pandas. Just like my cow ray, turns ugly people into delicious cows.

OH, in that case.

*zips away, leaving a cartoonish Locust-shaped cloud which quickly dissapeats, revealing a smoking trail of footprints leading miles away*

Not like it would effect me. Unless you like mad cow.

Yum braindamage.

'Tis truly the sweetest of meats!

especially when you get that cow fed cow goodness for double the cow taste.

*goes shopping.*

Clerk- Let's see. Bacon. Farmer Billy's Bacon. Farmer Billy's corn-fed bacon. Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon? Listen if you want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!

But this way's more delicious!!!

[Psycho Warrior]

Brrr. It's cold.

*skins a randy* here you go. *is doused with red paint from PETA*

*Peta girls yell "FUR IS MURDER" repeatedly.*

Hey guys. What's going on?

*upon seeing the Locust in his trademark thong, the PETA girl immediately skins two more randies, covers Locust in the new coat, and chants "THONG IS WRONG!" repeatedly.*

hypocrite...

Quick! Bring in the other PETA!!!

There's another Peta?

People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals.

PETA. Duh.

Halo wins.
Halo gained 2,000 cool points.
Halo can now use panda cannon.

Panda's are my favorite animal. You are dead.

Panda cannon's are dual-use. They also supply meat for local restaurants.

"Kentucky Fried Panda. They're Finger Ling-Ling good"

Excuse me. You're dead first.

The panda cannon turns people into pandas. Just like my cow ray, turns ugly people into delicious cows.

OH, in that case.

*zips away, leaving a cartoonish Locust-shaped cloud which quickly dissapeats, revealing a smoking trail of footprints leading miles away*

Not like it would effect me. Unless you like mad cow.

Yum braindamage.

'Tis truly the sweetest of meats!

especially when you get that cow fed cow goodness for double the cow taste.

*goes shopping.*

Clerk- Let's see. Bacon. Farmer Billy's Bacon. Farmer Billy's corn-fed bacon. Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon? Listen if you want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!

But this way's more delicious!!!

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

[The Happy Locust]

Brrr. It's cold.

*skins a randy* here you go. *is doused with red paint from PETA*

*Peta girls yell "FUR IS MURDER" repeatedly.*

Hey guys. What's going on?

*upon seeing the Locust in his trademark thong, the PETA girl immediately skins two more randies, covers Locust in the new coat, and chants "THONG IS WRONG!" repeatedly.*

hypocrite...

Quick! Bring in the other PETA!!!

There's another Peta?

People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals.

PETA. Duh.

Halo wins.
Halo gained 2,000 cool points.
Halo can now use panda cannon.

Panda's are my favorite animal. You are dead.

Panda cannon's are dual-use. They also supply meat for local restaurants.

"Kentucky Fried Panda. They're Finger Ling-Ling good"

Excuse me. You're dead first.

The panda cannon turns people into pandas. Just like my cow ray, turns ugly people into delicious cows.

OH, in that case.

*zips away, leaving a cartoonish Locust-shaped cloud which quickly dissapeats, revealing a smoking trail of footprints leading miles away*

Not like it would effect me. Unless you like mad cow.

Yum braindamage.

'Tis truly the sweetest of meats!

especially when you get that cow fed cow goodness for double the cow taste.

*goes shopping.*

Clerk- Let's see. Bacon. Farmer Billy's Bacon. Farmer Billy's corn-fed bacon. Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon? Listen if you want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!

But this way's more delicious!!!

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

[Psycho Warrior]

Brrr. It's cold.

*skins a randy* here you go. *is doused with red paint from PETA*

*Peta girls yell "FUR IS MURDER" repeatedly.*

Hey guys. What's going on?

*upon seeing the Locust in his trademark thong, the PETA girl immediately skins two more randies, covers Locust in the new coat, and chants "THONG IS WRONG!" repeatedly.*

hypocrite...

Quick! Bring in the other PETA!!!

There's another Peta?

People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals.

PETA. Duh.

Halo wins.
Halo gained 2,000 cool points.
Halo can now use panda cannon.

Panda's are my favorite animal. You are dead.

Panda cannon's are dual-use. They also supply meat for local restaurants.

"Kentucky Fried Panda. They're Finger Ling-Ling good"

Excuse me. You're dead first.

The panda cannon turns people into pandas. Just like my cow ray, turns ugly people into delicious cows.

OH, in that case.

*zips away, leaving a cartoonish Locust-shaped cloud which quickly dissapeats, revealing a smoking trail of footprints leading miles away*

Not like it would effect me. Unless you like mad cow.

Yum braindamage.

'Tis truly the sweetest of meats!

especially when you get that cow fed cow goodness for double the cow taste.

*goes shopping.*

Clerk- Let's see. Bacon. Farmer Billy's Bacon. Farmer Billy's corn-fed bacon. Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon? Listen if you want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!

But this way's more delicious!!!

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

[Halo]

Brrr. It's cold.

*skins a randy* here you go. *is doused with red paint from PETA*

*Peta girls yell "FUR IS MURDER" repeatedly.*

Hey guys. What's going on?

*upon seeing the Locust in his trademark thong, the PETA girl immediately skins two more randies, covers Locust in the new coat, and chants "THONG IS WRONG!" repeatedly.*

hypocrite...

Quick! Bring in the other PETA!!!

There's another Peta?

People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals.

PETA. Duh.

Halo wins.
Halo gained 2,000 cool points.
Halo can now use panda cannon.

Panda's are my favorite animal. You are dead.

Panda cannon's are dual-use. They also supply meat for local restaurants.

"Kentucky Fried Panda. They're Finger Ling-Ling good"

Excuse me. You're dead first.

The panda cannon turns people into pandas. Just like my cow ray, turns ugly people into delicious cows.

OH, in that case.

*zips away, leaving a cartoonish Locust-shaped cloud which quickly dissapeats, revealing a smoking trail of footprints leading miles away*

Not like it would effect me. Unless you like mad cow.

Yum braindamage.

'Tis truly the sweetest of meats!

especially when you get that cow fed cow goodness for double the cow taste.

*goes shopping.*

Clerk- Let's see. Bacon. Farmer Billy's Bacon. Farmer Billy's corn-fed bacon. Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon? Listen if you want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!

But this way's more delicious!!!

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

[The Happy Locust]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

[Psycho Warrior]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

[Halo]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

[Psycho Warrior]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

[The Happy Locust]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

I await the day nuke-proof undergarments become mainstream. In case of an attack, I can be sure that my jimmies and her jibblies will remain even if the rest of us is dust.

[Halo]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

I await the day nuke-proof undergarments become mainstream. In case of an attack, I can be sure that my jimmies and her jibblies will remain even if the rest of us is dust.

WRONG on so many levels.

[The Happy Locust]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

I await the day nuke-proof undergarments become mainstream. In case of an attack, I can be sure that my jimmies and her jibblies will remain even if the rest of us is dust.

WRONG on so many levels.

You should only fear what would happen should those remaining parts develop a base sentience and learn to move on their own. It will be planet of the JIBBLIES!

[Psycho Warrior]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

I await the day nuke-proof undergarments become mainstream. In case of an attack, I can be sure that my jimmies and her jibblies will remain even if the rest of us is dust.

WRONG on so many levels.

You should only fear what would happen should those remaining parts develop a base sentience and learn to move on their own. It will be planet of the JIBBLIES!

Yes, a day when silicon rules the planet... well it rules hollywood now anyway.

[Halo]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

I await the day nuke-proof undergarments become mainstream. In case of an attack, I can be sure that my jimmies and her jibblies will remain even if the rest of us is dust.

WRONG on so many levels.

You should only fear what would happen should those remaining parts develop a base sentience and learn to move on their own. It will be planet of the JIBBLIES!

Yes, a day when silicon rules the world...well, Hollywood at least.

*shudder*

[The Happy Locust]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

I await the day nuke-proof undergarments become mainstream. In case of an attack, I can be sure that my jimmies and her jibblies will remain even if the rest of us is dust.

WRONG on so many levels.

You should only fear what would happen should those remaining parts develop a base sentience and learn to move on their own. It will be planet of the JIBBLIES!

Yes, a day when silicon rules the world...well, Hollywood at least.

*shudder*

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Lead-lined robes and silicon-seeking projectiles.

[Psycho Warrior]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

I await the day nuke-proof undergarments become mainstream. In case of an attack, I can be sure that my jimmies and her jibblies will remain even if the rest of us is dust.

WRONG on so many levels.

You should only fear what would happen should those remaining parts develop a base sentience and learn to move on their own. It will be planet of the JIBBLIES!

Yes, a day when silicon rules the world...well, Hollywood at least.

*shudder*

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Lead-lined robes and silicon-seeking projectiles.

we all know sillicon causes brain festering tumors. Look at paris hilton. she and britney have terminal cases of brain rot.

[The Happy Locust]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

I await the day nuke-proof undergarments become mainstream. In case of an attack, I can be sure that my jimmies and her jibblies will remain even if the rest of us is dust.

WRONG on so many levels.

You should only fear what would happen should those remaining parts develop a base sentience and learn to move on their own. It will be planet of the JIBBLIES!

Yes, a day when silicon rules the world...well, Hollywood at least.

*shudder*

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Lead-lined robes and silicon-seeking projectiles.

we all know sillicon causes brain festering tumors. Look at paris hilton. she and britney have terminal cases of brain rot.

You know that would never work out. You post that and all the dumb blonde chicks would get brain implants to make their brains look bigger. It's ironic that silicone would eventually get men to notice women for their brains.

[Psycho Warrior]

I want to see a fat man explode because he ate one corn dog too many.

will you settle for seeing a fat man explode because he ate one wafer-thin mint too many? They have that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of life.

there's english... EVERYWHERE...

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

and a green raincoat with optional RPG holster.

that can withstand a nuclear blast.

True that.

after that last nuke I only wear lead lined underwear. I don't know if I went sterile from the radiation or the lead.

I await the day nuke-proof undergarments become mainstream. In case of an attack, I can be sure that my jimmies and her jibblies will remain even if the rest of us is dust.

WRONG on so many levels.

You should only fear what would happen should those remaining parts develop a base sentience and learn to move on their own. It will be planet of the JIBBLIES!

Yes, a day when silicon rules the world...well, Hollywood at least.

*shudder*

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Lead-lined robes and silicon-seeking projectiles.

we all know sillicon causes brain festering tumors. Look at paris hilton. she and britney have terminal cases of brain rot.

You know that would never work out. You post that and all the dumb blonde chicks would get brain implants to make their brains look bigger. It's ironic that silicone would eventually get men to notice women for their brains.

I still think the plastic surgeons are implanting mind control chips in people.

[The Happy Locust]

ALL HAIL LOCUST, THE GUITAR HERO!

*Locust shows up on stage with a guitar hero guitar. He utterly fails a song on hard and is dragged away by the crowd.*

But the game said I was a Rock Legend! on easy...

[Psycho Warrior]

ALL HAIL LOCUST, THE GUITAR HERO!

*Locust shows up on stage with a guitar hero guitar. He utterly fails a song on hard and is dragged away by the crowd.*

But the game said I was a Rock Legend! on easy...

Next time we play I get to betray you for the drugs and the money.

[City Commander]

ALL HAIL LOCUST, THE GUITAR HERO!

*Locust shows up on stage with a guitar hero guitar. He utterly fails a song on hard and is dragged away by the crowd.*

But the game said I was a Rock Legend! on easy...

Next time we play I get to betray you for the drugs and the money.

I'm still trying to get that hang of finger tabbing right, so that I can progress to expert mode.

It's easier to finger tab in real life than on guitar hero

[The Happy Locust]

ALL HAIL LOCUST, THE GUITAR HERO!

*Locust shows up on stage with a guitar hero guitar. He utterly fails a song on hard and is dragged away by the crowd.*

But the game said I was a Rock Legend! on easy...

Next time we play I get to betray you for the drugs and the money.

I'm still trying to get that hang of finger tabbing right, so that I can progress to expert mode.

It's easier to finger tab in real life than on guitar hero

Who knew adding one more button could cause so much of a headache?

[Halo]

ALL HAIL LOCUST, THE GUITAR HERO!

*Locust shows up on stage with a guitar hero guitar. He utterly fails a song on hard and is dragged away by the crowd.*

But the game said I was a Rock Legend! on easy...

Next time we play I get to betray you for the drugs and the money.

I'm still trying to get that hang of finger tabbing right, so that I can progress to expert mode.

It's easier to finger tab in real life than on guitar hero

Who knew adding one more button could cause so much of a headache?

I knew.