The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

Amazing what Randy's can do. It also acts as a food supply for free range Randies.

For that double Randy taste

It's like the commercial says:
"Do you feel Randy tonight?"

[Psycho Warrior]

Almost as good as the time I replaced his blood with smuckers.

[The Happy Locust]

Almost as good as the time I replaced his blood with smuckers.

It might not have been so bad but I replaced his lungs with taffy. He was the Candy Randy.

[Psycho Warrior]

Almost as good as the time I replaced his blood with smuckers.

It might not have been so bad but I replaced his lungs with taffy. He was the Candy Randy.

This is brutality! ... *takes a bite* chew-tality!

[The Happy Locust]

Almost as good as the time I replaced his blood with smuckers.

It might not have been so bad but I replaced his lungs with taffy. He was the Candy Randy.

This is brutality! ... *takes a bite* chew-tality!

I hear "Candy Randy" and I'm suddenly thinking we need to bring back Clay Fighter.

[Psycho Warrior]

That wasn't a bad game, i liked playing as the blob.

[The Happy Locust]

That wasn't a bad game, i liked playing as the blob.

Blob's bio always made me laugh.
" He believes himself to be the essence of clay, but in truth he's merely the dregs."

It's like telling him "Dude, you're just what came out of the back end of the asteroid"

[Psycho Warrior]

That wasn't a bad game, i liked playing as the blob.

Blob's bio always made me laugh.
" He believes himself to be the essence of clay, but in truth he's merely the dregs."

It's like telling him "Dude, you're just what came out of the back end of the asteroid"

Bad Mr. Frosty was another favorite of mine. The guy was an evil hoilday figure. and that's always cool.

[Halo]

That wasn't a bad game, i liked playing as the blob.

Blob's bio always made me laugh.
" He believes himself to be the essence of clay, but in truth he's merely the dregs."

It's like telling him "Dude, you're just what came out of the back end of the asteroid"

Bad Mr. Frosty was another favorite of mine. The guy was an evil hoilday figure. and that's always cool.

I'm drawing a blank.

[The Happy Locust]

Blob's bio always made me laugh.
" He believes himself to be the essence of clay, but in truth he's merely the dregs."

It's like telling him "Dude, you're just what came out of the back end of the asteroid"

Bad Mr. Frosty was another favorite of mine. The guy was an evil hoilday figure. and that's always cool.

I'm drawing a blank.

^ Just revealed the most difficult item to describe when playing pictionary.

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm drawing a blank.

^ Just revealed the most difficult item to describe when playing pictionary.

burn. Or is that a zing?

[The Happy Locust]

I'm drawing a blank.

^ Just revealed the most difficult item to describe when playing pictionary.

burn. Or is that a zing?

I prefer to think of it as a mildly scalding witicism.

[Psycho Warrior]

Just revealed the most difficult item to describe when playing pictionary.

burn. Or is that a zing?

I prefer to think of it as a mildly scalding witicism.

so a scrape then.

[The Happy Locust]

And next up, the swimsuit competition.

Judge: Again? But we've done that competition over 200 times already.

Oh... Um... Next up, the No-swimsuit competition.

Judge: I'm sure this isn't right, but I'm not complaining.

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm more interested in the downhill skiing, with laser gates, land mines, and polar bears.

[The Happy Locust]

I'm more interested in the downhill skiing, with laser gates, land mines, and polar bears.

This sounds so awfully familiar. oh well.

*Locust walks away, revealing that his rear cheeks are painted red and blue*

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm more interested in the downhill skiing, with laser gates, land mines, and polar bears.

This sounds so awfully familiar. oh well.

*Locust walks away, revealing that his rear cheeks are painted red and blue*

Good hting I installed those shock absorbing ass plates.

[The Happy Locust]

I'm more interested in the downhill skiing, with laser gates, land mines, and polar bears.

This sounds so awfully familiar. oh well.

*Locust walks away, revealing that his rear cheeks are painted red and blue*

Good hting I installed those shock absorbing ass plates.

"You sir, Have defiled a national treasure!"

[Psycho Warrior]

This sounds so awfully familiar. oh well.

*Locust walks away, revealing that his rear cheeks are painted red and blue*

Good hting I installed those shock absorbing ass plates.

"You sir, Have defiled a national treasure!"

I'll remove them, but sooner or later that ass if going to blow, and I just hope to god that you're not mooning someone you care about when it does.

...

HEY!

[The Happy Locust]

Good hting I installed those shock absorbing ass plates.

"You sir, Have defiled a national treasure!"

I'll remove them, but sooner or later that ass if going to blow, and I just hope to god that you're not mooning someone you care about when it does.

...

HEY!

And thus completes another episode of the Quotes about asses game.Tune in next week for a double length episode.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's almost like talking about the hit movie 'Ass'

[The Happy Locust]

It's almost like talking about the hit movie 'Ass'

That movie's awesome! It's up for 8 oscars this year.

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

It's almost like talking about the hit movie 'Ass'

That movie's awesome! It's up for 8 oscars this year.

Which ones?

I'm still hoping that the movie " Things that make kindergarteners and stupid teenage guys snicker under their breath" get's the award for best dramatic piece.

[Psycho Warrior]

Personally I want to see a 'best use of a food item as an instrament of death' award but it'll never happen.

*sharpens a candy cane and sighs*

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

Personally I want to see a 'best use of a food item as an instrament of death' award but it'll never happen.

*sharpens a candy cane and sighs*

It's been such a long time since we revisited Psycho's tendency to spurt out typos.

-dusts off the king of typo's crown.-