The Energon Pub

[Halo]

Yeah, but the large hippo is enjoying his butter bath.

A bath in water is no bath at all.

I want a pool full of Jell-O.

I could so make a bikini and wrestling joke here. But I have too much respect for Halo's weaponry.

*holding in vulgar comment...*

Oh, go for it.

Sure thing. Halo in jello? hominahominahominahomina...

there. happy?

I'm going to have to hurt you now.

Never accept an invitation for mischief from Halo. She's the hall monitor and she's got a quota to meet.

Never invite madness. It uses all the toilet paper.

Would you prefer it didn't use any?

That's not very fresh.

Not fresh. Not even as fresh as fresh prince of bel air.

You know he went broke.

Will smith? Awesome. love to see famous people/rappers go broke.

He made it back, though.

you raised my hopes then dashed them... bravo Halo.

When you've lost all ways to physically harm an opponent, there's always emotional scarring.

you can't hurt the blob! ... physically anyway.

Ever wonder what would happen is the blob hired someone to clean out his bellybutton lint?

Stewie: *emerges from blob's fat rolls wearing a diving suit* I'm sorry louis this job is going to take longer than I estimated.

Barf.

I was hoping we'd for for something sillier.

"What's this?"
"My lunchbox? I thought I'd lost that."
"Eww... And this?"
"Roller skates! Awesome!"
"What the hell?"
"Ooh. Colecovision. This is going to be a fun afternoon"

haven't been watching the simpsons lately.

That was a FG ref

I haven't seen a lot of that either.

[Psycho Warrior]

Yeah, but the large hippo is enjoying his butter bath.

A bath in water is no bath at all.

I want a pool full of Jell-O.

I could so make a bikini and wrestling joke here. But I have too much respect for Halo's weaponry.

*holding in vulgar comment...*

Oh, go for it.

Sure thing. Halo in jello? hominahominahominahomina...

there. happy?

I'm going to have to hurt you now.

Never accept an invitation for mischief from Halo. She's the hall monitor and she's got a quota to meet.

Never invite madness. It uses all the toilet paper.

Would you prefer it didn't use any?

That's not very fresh.

Not fresh. Not even as fresh as fresh prince of bel air.

You know he went broke.

Will smith? Awesome. love to see famous people/rappers go broke.

He made it back, though.

you raised my hopes then dashed them... bravo Halo.

When you've lost all ways to physically harm an opponent, there's always emotional scarring.

you can't hurt the blob! ... physically anyway.

Ever wonder what would happen is the blob hired someone to clean out his bellybutton lint?

Stewie: *emerges from blob's fat rolls wearing a diving suit* I'm sorry louis this job is going to take longer than I estimated.

Barf.

I was hoping we'd for for something sillier.

"What's this?"
"My lunchbox? I thought I'd lost that."
"Eww... And this?"
"Roller skates! Awesome!"
"What the hell?"
"Ooh. Colecovision. This is going to be a fun afternoon"

haven't been watching the simpsons lately.

That was a FG ref

I haven't seen a lot of that either.

I don't remember that one... must be a newer ep.

[Halo]

Yeah, but the large hippo is enjoying his butter bath.

A bath in water is no bath at all.

I want a pool full of Jell-O.

I could so make a bikini and wrestling joke here. But I have too much respect for Halo's weaponry.

*holding in vulgar comment...*

Oh, go for it.

Sure thing. Halo in jello? hominahominahominahomina...

there. happy?

I'm going to have to hurt you now.

Never accept an invitation for mischief from Halo. She's the hall monitor and she's got a quota to meet.

Never invite madness. It uses all the toilet paper.

Would you prefer it didn't use any?

That's not very fresh.

Not fresh. Not even as fresh as fresh prince of bel air.

You know he went broke.

Will smith? Awesome. love to see famous people/rappers go broke.

He made it back, though.

you raised my hopes then dashed them... bravo Halo.

When you've lost all ways to physically harm an opponent, there's always emotional scarring.

you can't hurt the blob! ... physically anyway.

Ever wonder what would happen is the blob hired someone to clean out his bellybutton lint?

Stewie: *emerges from blob's fat rolls wearing a diving suit* I'm sorry louis this job is going to take longer than I estimated.

Barf.

I was hoping we'd for for something sillier.

"What's this?"
"My lunchbox? I thought I'd lost that."
"Eww... And this?"
"Roller skates! Awesome!"
"What the hell?"
"Ooh. Colecovision. This is going to be a fun afternoon"

haven't been watching the simpsons lately.

That was a FG ref

I haven't seen a lot of that either.

I don't remember that one... must be a newer ep.

I do think that show is funny, however.

[The Happy Locust]

Yeah, but the large hippo is enjoying his butter bath.

A bath in water is no bath at all.

I want a pool full of Jell-O.

I could so make a bikini and wrestling joke here. But I have too much respect for Halo's weaponry.

*holding in vulgar comment...*

Oh, go for it.

Sure thing. Halo in jello? hominahominahominahomina...

there. happy?

I'm going to have to hurt you now.

Never accept an invitation for mischief from Halo. She's the hall monitor and she's got a quota to meet.

Never invite madness. It uses all the toilet paper.

Would you prefer it didn't use any?

That's not very fresh.

Not fresh. Not even as fresh as fresh prince of bel air.

You know he went broke.

Will smith? Awesome. love to see famous people/rappers go broke.

He made it back, though.

you raised my hopes then dashed them... bravo Halo.

When you've lost all ways to physically harm an opponent, there's always emotional scarring.

you can't hurt the blob! ... physically anyway.

Ever wonder what would happen is the blob hired someone to clean out his bellybutton lint?

Stewie: *emerges from blob's fat rolls wearing a diving suit* I'm sorry louis this job is going to take longer than I estimated.

Barf.

I was hoping we'd for for something sillier.

"What's this?"
"My lunchbox? I thought I'd lost that."
"Eww... And this?"
"Roller skates! Awesome!"
"What the hell?"
"Ooh. Colecovision. This is going to be a fun afternoon"

haven't been watching the simpsons lately.

That was a FG ref

I haven't seen a lot of that either.

I don't remember that one... must be a newer ep.

I'm probably off on the quoting. But it was the ep where Peter hired a maid that Quagmire ended up marrying. He ordered her to clean out his bellybutton.

[Halo]

Ew.

[Psycho Warrior]

Yeah, but the large hippo is enjoying his butter bath.

A bath in water is no bath at all.

I want a pool full of Jell-O.

I could so make a bikini and wrestling joke here. But I have too much respect for Halo's weaponry.

*holding in vulgar comment...*

Oh, go for it.

Sure thing. Halo in jello? hominahominahominahomina...

there. happy?

I'm going to have to hurt you now.

Never accept an invitation for mischief from Halo. She's the hall monitor and she's got a quota to meet.

Never invite madness. It uses all the toilet paper.

Would you prefer it didn't use any?

That's not very fresh.

Not fresh. Not even as fresh as fresh prince of bel air.

You know he went broke.

Will smith? Awesome. love to see famous people/rappers go broke.

He made it back, though.

you raised my hopes then dashed them... bravo Halo.

When you've lost all ways to physically harm an opponent, there's always emotional scarring.

you can't hurt the blob! ... physically anyway.

Ever wonder what would happen is the blob hired someone to clean out his bellybutton lint?

Stewie: *emerges from blob's fat rolls wearing a diving suit* I'm sorry louis this job is going to take longer than I estimated.

Barf.

I was hoping we'd for for something sillier.

"What's this?"
"My lunchbox? I thought I'd lost that."
"Eww... And this?"
"Roller skates! Awesome!"
"What the hell?"
"Ooh. Colecovision. This is going to be a fun afternoon"

haven't been watching the simpsons lately.

That was a FG ref

I haven't seen a lot of that either.

I don't remember that one... must be a newer ep.

I'm probably off on the quoting. But it was the ep where Peter hired a maid that Quagmire ended up marrying. He ordered her to clean out his bellybutton.

Haven't seen that one more than twice.

[The Happy Locust]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

[Psycho Warrior]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

[Halo]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

[The Happy Locust]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

[Halo]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

[The Happy Locust]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

[Halo]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

[The Happy Locust]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

[Psycho Warrior]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

So that's where my headphones went. Locust were you in my room?

*dump truck full of tennor Opera singers crashes into a building behind PW and explodes, PW hears nothing*

Does anyone else hear a slight ringing sound?

[Halo]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

So that's where my headphones went. Locust were you in my room?

*dump truck full of tennor Opera singers crashes into a building behind PW and explodes, PW hears nothing*

Does anyone else hear a slight ringing sound?

That's my alarm going off.

[Psycho Warrior]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

So that's where my headphones went. Locust were you in my room?

*dump truck full of tennor Opera singers crashes into a building behind PW and explodes, PW hears nothing*

Does anyone else hear a slight ringing sound?

That's my alarm going off.

Really? I hear nothing. *puts headphones on, puts it on 11. the ground is shaking and all the rats are abondoning teh starbase in little escape pods*

... I can barely hear my music. Did you break it halo?

[Halo]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

So that's where my headphones went. Locust were you in my room?

*dump truck full of tennor Opera singers crashes into a building behind PW and explodes, PW hears nothing*

Does anyone else hear a slight ringing sound?

That's my alarm going off.

Really? I hear nothing. *puts headphones on, puts it on 11. the ground is shaking and all the rats are abondoning teh starbase in little escape pods*

... I can barely hear my music. Did you break it halo?

Broke it, sold it on the black market, whatever.

[The Happy Locust]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

So that's where my headphones went. Locust were you in my room?

*dump truck full of tennor Opera singers crashes into a building behind PW and explodes, PW hears nothing*

Does anyone else hear a slight ringing sound?

That's my alarm going off.

Really? I hear nothing. *puts headphones on, puts it on 11. the ground is shaking and all the rats are abondoning teh starbase in little escape pods*

... I can barely hear my music. Did you break it halo?

Broke it, sold it on the black market, whatever.

*Locust shows up with a pair of very familiar looking headphones*

Hey guys. Look what I just bought on ebay.

[Halo]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

So that's where my headphones went. Locust were you in my room?

*dump truck full of tennor Opera singers crashes into a building behind PW and explodes, PW hears nothing*

Does anyone else hear a slight ringing sound?

That's my alarm going off.

Really? I hear nothing. *puts headphones on, puts it on 11. the ground is shaking and all the rats are abondoning teh starbase in little escape pods*

... I can barely hear my music. Did you break it halo?

Broke it, sold it on the black market, whatever.

*Locust shows up with a pair of very familiar looking headphones*

Hey guys. Look what I just bought on ebay.

Very nice.

[Psycho Warrior]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

So that's where my headphones went. Locust were you in my room?

*dump truck full of tennor Opera singers crashes into a building behind PW and explodes, PW hears nothing*

Does anyone else hear a slight ringing sound?

That's my alarm going off.

Really? I hear nothing. *puts headphones on, puts it on 11. the ground is shaking and all the rats are abondoning teh starbase in little escape pods*

... I can barely hear my music. Did you break it halo?

Broke it, sold it on the black market, whatever.

*Locust shows up with a pair of very familiar looking headphones*

Hey guys. Look what I just bought on ebay.

Very nice.

what? Speak up sonny. *olds up old time-y ear horn*

[The Happy Locust]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

So that's where my headphones went. Locust were you in my room?

*dump truck full of tennor Opera singers crashes into a building behind PW and explodes, PW hears nothing*

Does anyone else hear a slight ringing sound?

That's my alarm going off.

Really? I hear nothing. *puts headphones on, puts it on 11. the ground is shaking and all the rats are abondoning teh starbase in little escape pods*

... I can barely hear my music. Did you break it halo?

Broke it, sold it on the black market, whatever.

*Locust shows up with a pair of very familiar looking headphones*

Hey guys. Look what I just bought on ebay.

Very nice.

what? Speak up sonny. *olds up old time-y ear horn*

Plenty of ways to fix that.

*Locust holds up a small straight horn and puts it to PW's ear. Locust blows the horn so hard that it actually goes through PW's head and the bell comes out the olde time-y ear horn.*

Ew... Got spitback... and auditory canal wax. Ptui!

[Halo]

Ew.

With all the hidden armaments you're packing, you're one to talk.

*suddenly regrets his statement when an RPG drops from the robes and rolls on the floor*

Backing away slowly...

Slowly I acted... step by step...

You all act as if I'm some ticking time bomb.

We thought you liked it that way. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

*Locust inches closer, carefully concealing wire clippers and thinking "cut the red one. Cut the red one"*

I dare you to.

Hmm... Never actually thought about what the "red one" refers to. But let's go for broke.

*Locust slips in, snips, and backs away.*

okay, no explosion, no angry Halo. Wait, what did I just cut?

My headphones. I'm sad.

No problem. I've got a spare. I always have an extra set of ludicrously loud fluffy earmuffs. Ad they're high quality too.

*Locusts pulls out a pair of fluffy earmuffs with built-in headphones.*

Hey Randy. Listen to this.

*Locust puts the headphones on Randy and turns on the radio. Randy's eyes go blank and he just stands perfectly still.*

See? Harmless.

*Locust takes off the headphones. Randy's now liquified brains, sinuses, teeth, and even his skull itself, drip out of his ears.*

And that was on low.

So that's where my headphones went. Locust were you in my room?

*dump truck full of tennor Opera singers crashes into a building behind PW and explodes, PW hears nothing*

Does anyone else hear a slight ringing sound?

That's my alarm going off.

Really? I hear nothing. *puts headphones on, puts it on 11. the ground is shaking and all the rats are abondoning teh starbase in little escape pods*

... I can barely hear my music. Did you break it halo?

Broke it, sold it on the black market, whatever.

*Locust shows up with a pair of very familiar looking headphones*

Hey guys. Look what I just bought on ebay.

Very nice.

what? Speak up sonny. *olds up old time-y ear horn*

Plenty of ways to fix that.

*Locust holds up a small straight horn and puts it to PW's ear. Locust blows the horn so hard that it actually goes through PW's head and the bell comes out the olde time-y ear horn.*

Ew... Got spitback... and auditory canal wax. Ptui!

That can't be healthy.

[Psycho Warrior]

Hmm... I sense I time hiccup.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Hmm... I sense I time hiccup.

It asploded.