The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

*playing with a wild cow*

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

*playing with a wild cow*

And now, using only fast foods, I shall converts this cow's blood to pure gold.

*feeds the cow dozens of Big Macs. Cow tips over and dies.*

Well, there's still yellow blots in its blood so that counts.

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

*playing with a wild cow*

And now, using only fast foods, I shall converts this cow's blood to pure gold.

*feeds the cow dozens of Big Macs. Cow tips over and dies.*

Well, there's still yellow blots in its blood so that counts.

Is it hard and shiny and made of gold?

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

*playing with a wild cow*

And now, using only fast foods, I shall converts this cow's blood to pure gold.

*feeds the cow dozens of Big Macs. Cow tips over and dies.*

Well, there's still yellow blots in its blood so that counts.

Is it hard and shiny and made of gold?

Well it's not as messy as the time he blew a pig up by plugging it's ass with a cork and stuck it with a pig. Nor was it as funny as the time we saw a Hippo swallow a midget.

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

*playing with a wild cow*

And now, using only fast foods, I shall converts this cow's blood to pure gold.

*feeds the cow dozens of Big Macs. Cow tips over and dies.*

Well, there's still yellow blots in its blood so that counts.

Is it hard and shiny and made of gold?

Well it's not as messy as the time he blew a pig up by plugging it's ass with a cork and stuck it with a pig. Nor was it as funny as the time we saw a Hippo swallow a midget.

"...but there's nothing funny about that."
*giggles mildly*

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

*playing with a wild cow*

And now, using only fast foods, I shall converts this cow's blood to pure gold.

*feeds the cow dozens of Big Macs. Cow tips over and dies.*

Well, there's still yellow blots in its blood so that counts.

Is it hard and shiny and made of gold?

Well it's not as messy as the time he blew a pig up by plugging it's ass with a cork and stuck it with a pig. Nor was it as funny as the time we saw a Hippo swallow a midget.

"...but there's nothing funny about that."
*giggles mildly*

Seriously, am I the only one here who wants the headline to read: "Hippo swallows midget"

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

*playing with a wild cow*

And now, using only fast foods, I shall converts this cow's blood to pure gold.

*feeds the cow dozens of Big Macs. Cow tips over and dies.*

Well, there's still yellow blots in its blood so that counts.

Is it hard and shiny and made of gold?

Well it's not as messy as the time he blew a pig up by plugging it's ass with a cork and stuck it with a pig. Nor was it as funny as the time we saw a Hippo swallow a midget.

"...but there's nothing funny about that."
*giggles mildly*

Seriously, am I the only one here who wants the headline to read: "Hippo swallows midget"

I think I'd be great.

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

*playing with a wild cow*

And now, using only fast foods, I shall converts this cow's blood to pure gold.

*feeds the cow dozens of Big Macs. Cow tips over and dies.*

Well, there's still yellow blots in its blood so that counts.

Is it hard and shiny and made of gold?

Well it's not as messy as the time he blew a pig up by plugging it's ass with a cork and stuck it with a pig. Nor was it as funny as the time we saw a Hippo swallow a midget.

"...but there's nothing funny about that."
*giggles mildly*

Seriously, am I the only one here who wants the headline to read: "Hippo swallows midget"

I think I'd be great.

We could always try "hippo swallows Pygmy". That's a little more realistic.

*Puts a pygmy hippo in front of a Giant Hippo. *

NOw we wait.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*

Did she just brush off a femur?

*goes into fetal position as halo just poked the movement center of my brain, or it was my duodemum*

I doubt it was your duodenum. Although, if you're inside out, I'd have to wonder where everything would go if she did.

I'm like the gorey version of cousin IT from the Adams family.

Bad mental images.

anyone else ever wonder what Cousin It would look like shaved?

I always guessed he was like Gossemer from Looney tunes.

Porky: You won't believe this, he was all hair. Nothing underneath. J-j-just hair and sneakers.

"This is indeed a disturbing universe"

Says the baby that just murdered Groundskeeper willie. Strange that Gravedigger Billy also killed him...

Makes you wonder about some of those alternate worlds.

like how doughnuts could be created in clouds...

MAGIC.

Sure... blame it all on magic...

It's the universal solution to everything.

"We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic."

Time to open up that chemistry set and rediscover alchemy.

Yay!

*playing with a wild cow*

And now, using only fast foods, I shall converts this cow's blood to pure gold.

*feeds the cow dozens of Big Macs. Cow tips over and dies.*

Well, there's still yellow blots in its blood so that counts.

Is it hard and shiny and made of gold?

Well it's not as messy as the time he blew a pig up by plugging it's ass with a cork and stuck it with a pig. Nor was it as funny as the time we saw a Hippo swallow a midget.

"...but there's nothing funny about that."
*giggles mildly*

Seriously, am I the only one here who wants the headline to read: "Hippo swallows midget"

I think I'd be great.

We could always try "hippo swallows Pygmy". That's a little more realistic.

*Puts a pygmy hippo in front of a Giant Hippo. *

NOw we wait.

*we wait for 3 hours, nothing*
Wait, we forgot the one thing Hippos can't resist. *pours drawn butter on pygmy hippo, it's gone before I'm evendone pouring it*