The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME!
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.

SPAM has no hold over us. We eat SPAM for breakfast! And yes, our backsides have grown to embarrassing proportions.

[Halo]

Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME!
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.

SPAM has no hold over us. We eat SPAM for breakfast! And yes, our backsides have grown to embarrassing proportions.

Just yours.

[Dead Metal]

Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME!
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.

SPAM has no hold over us. We eat SPAM for breakfast! And yes, our backsides have grown to embarrassing proportions.

Just yours.

You can eat Spam So that's what happens to the Spambot threads once you pm a mod.

You want to eat my soul, well you're too late, it's gone o ready!

[Halo]

Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME!
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.

SPAM has no hold over us. We eat SPAM for breakfast! And yes, our backsides have grown to embarrassing proportions.

Just yours.

You can eat Spam So that's what happens to the Spambot threads once you pm a mod.

You want to eat my soul, well you're too late, it's gone o ready!

If you're not going to participate, then just go away.

Or write in English already.

[The Happy Locust]

Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME!
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.

SPAM has no hold over us. We eat SPAM for breakfast! And yes, our backsides have grown to embarrassing proportions.

Just yours.

You can eat Spam So that's what happens to the Spambot threads once you pm a mod.

You want to eat my soul, well you're too late, it's gone o ready!

If you're not going to participate, then just go away.

Or write in English already.

Why am I sensing hostility where I see no reason for any?

*gets ready to blow the MOD whistle, but then realizes the mammoth pile of SPAM behind him. *

on second thought, better hide the evidence.

[Dead Metal]

If you're not going to participate, then just go away.

Or write in English already.

I was only joking, I was referring to Legacy of Kain Defiance, it's advert said "This game will own your soul!" So I was only making some harmless fun, which seems to have backfired.
I'm sorry, I thought that kind of stuff was wanted in this thread.

Besides if you would have to speak and write in 3 different languages and have dyslexia, would you do better then me?


So if it's building a space station:

Big ass plasma canons, 2 on each end.
15 meter thick steel walls coted with a 3 meter thick coting of titanium.

Oh and a command center with teleporters.

[City Commander]

If you're not going to participate, then just go away.

Or write in English already.

I was only joking, I was referring to Legacy of Kain Defiance, it's advert said "This game will own your soul!" So I was only making some harmless fun, which seems to have backfired.
I'm sorry, I thought that kind of stuff was wanted in this thread.

Besides if you would have to speak and write in 3 different languages and have dyslexia, would you do better then me?


So if it's building a space station:

Big ass plasma canons, 2 on each end.
15 meter thick steel walls coted with a 3 meter thick coting of titanium.

Oh and a command center with teleporters.

Betcha didn't know DM was German!

I don't think it was hostility so much as Halo's warmth (as in, wow that gun barrel's hot warmth)









*ahem*















Business is slow in teh 'base today *sip*

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

Thank God for than new electric fence I added.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

[Dead Metal]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

I say, I liked the finishing scene from Aliens4.

[Tweezy]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

[Tweezy]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

[City Commander]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

[City Commander]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

[The Happy Locust]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

[Psycho Warrior]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

[Halo]

It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon

Lookit' im' go!

AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.

At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...

*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*

And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?

As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*

The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.

*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...

Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*