The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Wigglez** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:51 pm

I know I keep leaving and coming back and saying "I'm back" and then leave again. Things keep coming back up. I'd say I'm sorry but that's not manly enough so just walk it off

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:03 am

MR WIGGLES!!! Long time bud! Happy new year!

Madeus, hanging from a flagpole means...hanging from a flagpole. As in, you're boxers were grabbed by some jock, hooked up to an actual flagpole (a pole that has a flag on it) and, with you still wearing them, hoisted into the air.

Sitting on a flagpole is completely different.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:48 am

Nemesis Maximo wrote:Madeus, hanging from a flagpole means...hanging from a flagpole. As in, you're boxers were grabbed by some jock, hooked up to an actual flagpole (a pole that has a flag on it) and, with you still wearing them, hoisted into the air.

Two things:

One: I prefer briefs. [-(

Two: I'm friends with pretty much all of my school's football team and wrestling team, so my school's jocks kinda love me 8-)

(I bring in cookies usually every other week to school, my classes get spoiled)

Nemesis Maximo wrote:Sitting on a flagpole is completely different.

Well, you and Burn would know... :-P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:56 am

Madeus Prime wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:Sitting on a flagpole is completely different.

Well, you and Burn would know...

And given you know our knowledge of it then you clearly must be in the know as well. >:oP

News Credits: 1 · by **Wigglez** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:14 am

Nemesis Maximo wrote:MR WIGGLES!!! Long time bud! Happy new year!

Thank you. However, my dog died this morning so it's already off on a horrible start. :BANG_HEAD:

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:51 pm

Madeus Prime wrote:I prefer briefs

That's supposedly bad for your junk. >:oP

I bring in cookies usually every other week to school, my classes get spoiled)

I stand corrected. You don't have to worry about your junk. >:oP

And Wigglez, sorry to hear about your dog.

News Credits: 1 · by **Wigglez** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:30 pm

He was a good dog. Like the best one I know. But it was bound to happen any day now. He was 17 and was sick.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:39 am

Burn wrote:nd given you know our knowledge of it then you clearly must be in the know as well.

Hey, you guys invited me, I just was there to watch.

Rodimus Prime wrote:That's supposedly bad for your junk.

I like the security.

Rodimus Prime wrote:stand corrected. You don't have to worry about your junk.

Exactly, I got about a half dozen linebackers who'd tackle anybody I asked if I promised them a batch...I swear, my cookies are like cocaine to the school, people are always asking me when the next goody day is.

Wigglez wrote:He was a good dog. Like the best one I know. But it was bound to happen any day now. He was 17 and was sick.

You have my absolute sympathy.

I'm a dog person and I've been a longtime pick of puppysitting for neighbors and friends. I've seen a lot of wonderful animals pass away unfortunately, and truth be told I remember them more so than some people's passing in my community

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News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:05 am

Madeus Prime wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:That's supposedly bad for your junk.

I like the security.

So you would trade health for security?

Exactly, I got about a half dozen linebackers who'd tackle anybody I asked if I promised them a batch...

Yeah, I bet they can't wait to taste your next batch. :twisted:

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 10:58 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:So you would trade health for security?

Hrm, yep.

Rodimus Prime wrote:Yeah, I bet they can't wait to taste your next batch.

Yeah, because it's winter break, they've gone into cookie withdrawl.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:58 pm

Madeus Prime wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:So you would trade health for security?
Hrm, yep.

No, dude. Seriously, don't give up your health for anything.

Rodimus Prime wrote:Yeah, I bet they can't wait to taste your next batch.
Yeah, because it's winter break, they've gone into cookie withdrawal.

Dear Primus, help me. He's only 17 years old...and I'm a mod...

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:23 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:So you would trade health for security?
Hrm, yep.
No, dude. Seriously, don't give up your health for anything.
Rodimus Prime wrote:Yeah, I bet they can't wait to taste your next batch.
Yeah, because it's winter break, they've gone into cookie withdrawal.
Dear Primus, help me. He's only 17 years old...and I'm a mod...

*turns a blind eye* :WHISTLE:

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 1:08 am

Burn wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:So you would trade health for security?
Hrm, yep.
No, dude. Seriously, don't give up your health for anything.
Rodimus Prime wrote:Yeah, I bet they can't wait to taste your next batch.
Yeah, because it's winter break, they've gone into cookie withdrawal.
Dear Primus, help me. He's only 17 years old...and I'm a mod...

*turns a blind eye*

Hey-chicka-bom-bom!

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 2:44 am

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Burn wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:So you would trade health for security?
Hrm, yep.
No, dude. Seriously, don't give up your health for anything.
Rodimus Prime wrote:Yeah, I bet they can't wait to taste your next batch.
Yeah, because it's winter break, they've gone into cookie withdrawal.
Dear Primus, help me. He's only 17 years old...and I'm a mod...

*turns a blind eye*

Hey-chicka-bom-bom!

I know rig-Wait...what?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:14 am

SW's SilverHammer wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Burn wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:So you would trade health for security?
Hrm, yep.
No, dude. Seriously, don't give up your health for anything.
Rodimus Prime wrote:Yeah, I bet they can't wait to taste your next batch.
Yeah, because it's winter break, they've gone into cookie withdrawal.
Dear Primus, help me. He's only 17 years old...and I'm a mod...

*turns a blind eye*

Hey-chicka-bom-bom!

I know rig-Wait...what?

Ssssh.... Just let this one happen in your mind. It'll know what to do.

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:09 pm

What the **** is going on in here?
EDIT* Va'al is responsible for this, isn't he?

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:38 pm

BeastProwl wrote:What the SHIZZLESNIT is going on in here?
EDIT* Va'al is responsible for this, isn't he?

I'm dating a girl, that led to them theorizing it was more likely to be hung from my boxers on a flagpole than for that to happen. I replied in kind, stating I preferred briefs and that about 90% of the jocks at our school love me because I give them cookies. Then it devolved into a weird discussion about something I evidently do not know about.

Also, welcome back!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:43 pm

That's right, he gives them "cookies". And because they're on winter break they're suffering "cookie withdrawal" and can't wait for his next "batch".

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:52 pm

Burn wrote:That's right, he gives them "cookies". And because they're on winter break they're suffering "cookie withdrawal" and can't wait for his next "batch".

It's cute how you're trying turn it into something else, but trust me, my cookies are really just that insane.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:07 pm

They bring all the boys to your yard.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:27 pm

Burn wrote:They bring all the boys to your yard.

You'd know more than most.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:29 pm

Madeus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:They bring all the boys to your yard.

You'd know more than most.

It's cute how you're trying to turn this back onto me with the "I know you are you said you are but what am I?" method.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:45 pm

Madeus Prime wrote:It's cute how you're trying turn it into something else, but trust me, my cookies are really just that insane.

Do they have a "special ingredient" that only you know the secret to? :-D

And if you say it's love, I will get in my car, drive to Oregon or Washington, or wherever you live, and beat you with your own cookie sheet.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:11 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:It's cute how you're trying turn it into something else, but trust me, my cookies are really just that insane.
Do they have a "special ingredient" that only you know the secret to? And if you say it's love, I will get in my car, drive to Oregon or Washington, or wherever you live, and beat you with your own cookie sheet.

And/or are they blue?

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:59 pm

Burn wrote:It's cute how you're trying to turn this back onto me with the "I know you are you said you are but what am I?" method.

Well, I am disarmingly cute when I need to be.

Rodimus Prime wrote:Do they have a "special ingredient" that only you know the secret to? And if you say it's love, I will get in my car, drive to Oregon or Washington, or wherever you live, and beat you with your own cookie sheet.

Nope. Just good baking.